Jack Monroe #153 I blended my pears specially

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The first thing any doctor, nurse, pharmacist or dermatologist will recommend is not to put anything directly on a rash/bite until seeking medical attention. Often on the face nothing can be used, if anything a very very low dose cortisone cream. I think she’s just trying to make it worse...
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Yep. Hydrocortisone if particularly persistent or inflamed. Otherwise clean dry and unscented cream to sooth if necessary. I do like a good bag of frozen peas wrapped in a tea towel suggestion as first line 🔺
 
Lanie said:
No offence but boils under arms etc sounds like the plague. Has she actually succeeded time travel in a bid to buy her more deadline time.
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Boils under the arms? Staph. Bathe in Hibiscrub 3x a week. Include washing hands, neck and under nails.

Can't imagine she would want to claim Hidradenitis suppurativa on her list. It's not as sexy as Autism/ADHD/things that can't be self diagnosed.



Anyhow, I'm off for the nightly betamethasone anointing (percentage varying depending upon location, can't face getting up after an hour to wash off Cocois tonight).

I will look forward to the latest disaster in the morning.
 
TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
Boils under the arms? Staph. Bathe in Hibiscrub 3x a week. Include washing hands, neck and under nails.

Can't imagine she would want to claim Hidradenitis suppurativa on her list. It's not as sexy as Autism/ADHD/things that can't be self diagnosed.
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Or perhaps something immune system-y / autoimmune to back up her GP diagnosed MCAS (😂) to grab herself a shielding letter and some new epi pens? The best part of this theory is that she WFH anyway.
 

Jack Monroe #154 The book has furloughed itself

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