Jack Monroe #130 Or, more likely it just didn’t happen

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Ellabella said:
The squiggles blowing smoke up her arse about her interior design skills. Just shut the duck up you cretins! She doesn't have an eye for interiors, unless your aesthetic is "care home via the jumble sale crammed full of 10 of each item".

I mean, dear God what is this?
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Is that her bleeping bed??? I’m all for novelty bedding but I could NOT sleep with those deer looking at me...
 
Ellabella said:
The squiggles blowing smoke up her arse about her interior design skills. Just shut the duck up you cretins! She doesn't have an eye for interiors, unless your aesthetic is "care home via the jumble sale crammed full of 10 of each item".

I mean, dear God what is this?
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Is it a deer, a sheep? Just wtf. There is a lot of brown to match her slop at any rate.
 
Ellabella said:
The squiggles blowing smoke up her arse about her interior design skills. Just shut the duck up you cretins! She doesn't have an eye for interiors, unless your aesthetic is "care home via the jumble sale crammed full of 10 of each item".

I mean, dear God what is this?
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I HATE the duvet cover and that snug cushion makes me feel homicidal. I do like the side tables but the styling is too matchy matchy. The fur throw thing looks ok from what I can see of it but I hate it with that duvet. I feel quite upset by the whole thing.
 
jenny2603 said:
I HATE the duvet cover and that snug cushion makes me feel homicidal. I do like the side tables but the styling is too matchy matchy. The fur throw thing looks ok from what I can see of it but I hate it with that duvet. I feel quite upset by the whole thing.
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Imagine turning over in the night and waking up to one of those deer pillows staring you in the face and feeling the fur... I’d be known as the Southend 3am screamer within a week:oops::oops:
 
Ellabella said:
The squiggles blowing smoke up her arse about her interior design skills. Just shut the duck up you cretins! She doesn't have an eye for interiors, unless your aesthetic is "care home via the jumble sale crammed full of 10 of each item".

I mean, dear God what is this?
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I’ve said it before but it still stands - this is set design for the current hollyoaks club owner w big coke energy’s bedroom, no woman actually chooses this aesthetic I’m sorry
 
Ellabella said:
The squiggles blowing smoke up her arse about her interior design skills. Just shut the duck up you cretins! She doesn't have an eye for interiors, unless your aesthetic is "care home via the jumble sale crammed full of 10 of each item".

I mean, dear God what is this?
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That is almost as bad as the cutlery drawer. It is setting my teeth on edge. The velvet deep buttoned headboard, the duvet cover, the cheep throw, the salt lamp......everything shouts "tacky stall down Bury Market".
 
MancBee said:
That is almost as bad as the cutlery drawer. It is setting my teeth on edge. The velvet deep buttoned headboard, the duvet cover, the cheep throw, the salt lamp......everything shouts "tacky stall down Bury Market".
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I’m from Blackpool so I have a fairly high exposure to absolute shite tat, and I think that would be a bit much even for a shop display here.
 
Ldytnk said:
How does her school appear on Wikipedia? Famous people went to my school and it still isn't special enough to get a mention on Wikipedia. I'm so confused.
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anyone can start a wikipedia page, so start one if you want 😀

my school's on wikipedia. it has Denise "anti lockdown" Welch listed as a notable former alumna. I learned from our old girls' Facebook group that she attended for a whole one term
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
Del Boy’s wallpaper ! I see so much of it on insta now, ironically likely from gentrifiers of similar boroughs 😂

Also you can see a fireplace next to the bed, it was only the other day we had the electric fireplace only lies!
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I think this is from when she used to live in the front room of her old, old place. Back when I just slowly, gently rolled my eyes at her and thought she was unlucky.
 
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