Jack Monroe #130 Or, more likely it just didn’t happen

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

The reflection in that big spoon reeeeeeaaaallly looks like a bald man. Is Jack also being haunted by a bald man?

@Emmapism It could be the Sunday school teacher accountant? Possibly bringing Jack the good news about her tax return reprieve...

 

[Boyo]

Is it a deer, a sheep? Just wtf. There is a lot of brown to match her slop at any rate.

Probably helps to hide the stains when she spills her endless slop-meals-in-bed, whilst softly, slowly, carefully recharging her batteries.

 

[PoorPatrol]

I’ve said it before but it still stands - this is set design for the current hollyoaks club owner w big coke energy’s bedroom, no woman actually chooses this aesthetic I’m sorry

It’s a Bambi X Hooky Street #collab

 

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

The squiggles blowing smoke up her arse about her interior design skills. Just shut the duck up you cretins! She doesn't have an eye for interiors, unless your aesthetic is "care home via the jumble sale crammed full of 10 of each item".

I mean, dear God what is this?
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bleeping hell!

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

That bedding is a wind-up.
It's got to be.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I think this is from when she used to live in the front room of her old, old place. Back when I just slowly, gently rolled my eyes at her and thought she was unlucky.

Does this mean this bedding was on a bed when she was potentially bringing home women.... surely anyone would run 5 miles from it.

 

[Captainmouse]

The squiggles blowing smoke up her arse about her interior design skills. Just shut the duck up you cretins! She doesn't have an eye for interiors, unless your aesthetic is "care home via the jumble sale crammed full of 10 of each item".

I mean, dear God what is this?
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Stuff of nightmares

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Is that her bleeping bed??? I’m all for novelty bedding but I could NOT sleep with those deer looking at me...

I thought they were kangaroos?
They are horrible what ever they are.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Another vote for kangaroo, must've been trying to impress an Aussie/crack she was one, or something. Always an ulterior motive with Jack.

 

[Captainmouse]

Is that her bleeping bed??? I’m all for novelty bedding but I could NOT sleep with those deer looking at me...

deer? oh I didn’t recognise them as deer, I too thought kangaroo

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Does this mean this bedding was on a bed when she was potentially bringing home women.... surely anyone would run 5 miles from it.

Why do think she has so many 'duck Me' recipes?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Why do think she has so many 'duck Me' recipes?

The triumph of hope over experience?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I thought they were kangaroos?
They are horrible what ever they are.

Evidently I was so traumatised by the idea of sleeping on it my animal identification skills fell by the wayside

ETA: I found the post on her Instagram - she’s put a deer emoji but there is a kanga vs deer debate in the comments. Not sure if this makes me feel better or worse about my identification skills

 

[Boyo]

Why do think she has so many 'duck Me' recipes?

The recipe title is based on the exclamation when they see the bedding for the first time.

 

[HotesTilaire]

my school would have started its own wiki page, it’s been wetting it’s pants since KJT and Jodie Comer got famous

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Why do think she has so many 'duck Me' recipes?

I read the Allegra article earlier and it’s clearly a copy of hers, sorry to be so crude but surely I’m not the only one who can’t think of anything worse than eating before the act? At best your bloated tummy is pushed on, at worst you may have an accident?

Who are all these people eating rich food before sex?!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Is this not offensive? I feel like this is offensive

It’s very offensive yes. It says more about their love of being a “victim” than it does about ADHD, and gives the rest of us a bad name.
Back on topic, I love kitschy things and animal print, but omg NO to those bedsheets!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Had a quick Google and found this beauty with.... A deer's bottom on it. How odd.

My school has a wikipedia page...a famous lady tv person was in the year below me and it was assumed we were sisters as we have the same surname . I couldn't stand her...she was a massive bighead and still is

 

[Sideboard Bob]

How does her school appear on Wikipedia? Famous people went to my school and it still isn't special enough to get a mention on Wikipedia. I'm so confused.

Because it’s Grange Hill!

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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Had a quick Google and found this beauty with.... A deer's bottom on

The Stag Head trend was definitely lost in translation