Jack Monroe #130 Or, more likely it just didn’t happen
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FlowerOfTheEast
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Just found out that not only does my old school have a Wikipedia page, but that my former PE teacher is now Deputy Head. 
Which is a surprise given that the woman was a complete airhead who could barely teach PE.
On topic: I actually like that octopus hook. I might need to go and have a lie down.
Which is a surprise given that the woman was a complete airhead who could barely teach PE.On topic: I actually like that octopus hook. I might need to go and have a lie down.
Silver Linings
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LeftToMyOwnDevices
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Not sure if this was spotted earlier but a squiggle (although a squiggle with no followers) has twittered her school about the scalpel stealing
(Edit: spelling, stealing not steeling)
(Edit: spelling, stealing not steeling)
HotesTilaire
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My criteria is - No background or history of tweeting - assume troll. Do not feed.
I am merely expressing my opinion I am not telling people what to do (I’m so going to tattle jail)
I am merely expressing my opinion I am not telling people what to do (I’m so going to tattle jail)
Silver Linings
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colouredlines
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She read the word "tannins" once and now wheels it out every time she wants to seem like a food expert.
Don't put tea in your bleeping risotto you moron.
LeftToMyOwnDevices
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You’re of course quite right
The school almost certainly won’t engage, but would be genuinely interested in what they have to say about her claims
NomDeGuerre
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One of my fave episodes of Kitchen Nightmares sees Gordon Ramsay berating a pub chef for putting apple juice in his 'famous' risotto. Just saying, like.
Oofadoofa
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Agree in principle but this is actually an instance where it may not apply - she made serious claims about both a teacher and the school, a well known school with high standards, and if true then they have a lot to answer for.
MancBee
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Back with the Ribollita.
And I thought she didn't have to re-test anything, it always comes out OK first time, what with her maverick brain and all that. Or was that then?
Walkdengirl
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Where I work has one, I believe anyone can set one up,
a now ex pupil was in Hollyoaks and she set her own up
HotesTilaire
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Email to ofsted if worried about a schools safeguarding.
usefullyuseless
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'Squish' of tomato puree. Yuck. Like splodge of this and smudge of that, why does she use these inappropriate words that make me throw up in my mouth?
Genuinely, I feel sick after writing that
Walkdengirl
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More #gifted flowers there I see, wonder where the box of cocks lives
MancBee
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I have just checked my old school on Wiki. The only famous alumni mentioned is a Page 3 glamour model, She's never been heard of in the media after she was dropped by The Sun back in the 80's. She now works in the local Sainsbury's, but is mentioned as a famous alumni.Where I work has one, I believe anyone can set one up,
Walkdengirl
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It was a very long time ago with Jack, however yes, safeguarding concerns can trigger an ofsted.
Sentient mirror
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Those old vegetables she freezes to make stock? In her tweet she describes them as........ SCRAPPY!!!
Oooos sorry... Already covered in Poca's awesome thread recap
Oooos sorry... Already covered in Poca's awesome thread recap
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Walkdengirl
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More like Fleetwood Market! Well worth a pop if you've never been, I felt I'd time slipped back to the 70s and the 3 day week
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