Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

[Flivver]

Fahrenheit 106 is brilliant. And can only mean it's time for a ceremonial book-burning. I can think of a few candidates ...

I was thinking about book flambé but we can’t use alcohol and cold tea doesn’t burn very well . Would melted lard work?

 

[Tittykitty]

The Oasis video - petrified wallflower my arse

 

[lilamay]

I was thinking about book flambé but we can’t use alcohol and cold tea doesn’t burn very well . Would melted lard work?

Yes absolutely!

 

[bladiesla]

It is like she is playing at it the whole time - 'watch me - this time I'm being vulnerable and scared' whereas to do that in the first place shows you have a highly inflated opinion of yourself.

There's enough people stil lapping it up apparently. For me it was the constant drama and the begging for likes for whatever the hell this nonsens was about on her socials that first made me mute her (I just followed er because I liked she beat KH in court and was interested in easy vegan recipes. Then it took me a while to realise it wasn't me, but her recipes that were bad, as recipes form other foodblogers did work).

It irks me that this is seen as brave. It would be much braver not to publish every (brain)fart for the likes.

 

[Montrachet]

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The less said about the piano abuse video the better. Do we know which tune she is attempting in the other one? Is it the opening few bars of Bagpuss?

 

[MarthaFarkus]

I think he was getting a special award though, rather than being the crowned SPOTY...I caught a bit of the news and I think that’s what they said but I could be wrong

Lewis Hamilton won SPOTY.

Marcus won the Expert Panel Special Award. He wasn't up for the SPOTY award.

Ahh sorry, my mistake. I just saw him on Twitter with an award and put two and two together. Apologies for the fake news!

 

[Tabitha D]

Can you imagine Jack’s caption? I’m just a working class urchin from the east end but look at ME and everything I’ve done for you lot patreon in bio sweeties

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Could you imagine Jack ever accepting an award and saying “this is for you”? Never in a million years. This is for ME and ME ONLY COS I AM SO BRILLIANT AND AMAZING AND A GENIUS ACTUALLY and none of you will ever be as good as ME.

 

[Dummyfingers]

The singing. The first line sounded like a Jack thread title or a snippet of feedback on her tin can recipies... "made a meal and threw it up on Sunday"

 

[Lisbon]

She reminds me of the Janet Webb character from the ending of most Morecambe and Wise shows:

(That's one for the older Frauen amongst us, it's not Christmas without a bit of Eric and Ern)

 

[Oofadoofa]

No congratulatory tweet for MR then? And after all her years of sacrifice to make it possible for him to be where he is today... She's probably fuming that he didn't thank her by name. What a bastard...

 

[Boyo]

No congratulatory tweet for MR then? And after all her years of sacrifice to make it possible for him to be where he is today... She's probably fuming that he didn't thank her by name. What a bastard...

She probably congratulated him quietly, in a DM, without any fuss or ceremony, as she is wont to do.

 

[Pocahontas]

She’s writing a song for him as we speak.
Called ‘You did it riding my coat tails and did you know I have the ‘rona?’

 

[Montrachet]

Just posting this for any parents with young children to entertain before Christmas. 'Where's Wally' with a dash of 'I Saw What You Did' thrown in.

Kirsty Strickland on Twitter: "i’d like to see the working behind this tbh https://tattle.life/threads/19920/" / Twitter

 

[Peeky_Mink]

Went on to Twitter to see if Jack still has the 'rona or not and saw this

There is definitely going to be a v tedious "Long covid Jack" era isn't there. Interspersed with scamperings around the country, and then swiftly forgotten.

 

[bladiesla]

Well... depending on how things evolve with the border closures and Brexit, Irish Jack might be out before we know (looking out for 'me hole' expressions soon)

 

[kachoochoo]

I'd never watched any of her musical offerings before, but I'm feeling quite masochistic this morning and all I can say is

 

[Emmapism]

I've never seen DKL, Hellman's, any of her performance videos.....Twitter Jack is bad enough, and I managed two seconds of the Marcus Rashford vid. I don't think I can handle her cursed moving image. So I'm not a proper Frau really, apologies

And I genuinely love it when the cow goes quiet, it's like a noisy child who is finally sleeping and I can get some feckin' peace. You know the purity of that silence after. That

 

[Peeky_Mink]

I think I might listen to some of Jack's singing in my lunch break later.

Fyi Fraus I've had a username change. Was previously lalalala123. Thankyou and duck off x

 

[Raydog]

Do you think maybe fake rona had turned into actual rona which is why she is now quiet

 

[Bobsmum]

Ahh sorry, my mistake. I just saw him on Twitter with an award and put two and two together. Apologies for the fake news!

Don’t you mean.... I KNOW that was the award he was getting, I was part of the committee in the background that chose him, don’t tell me what I meant, thankyou!