Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

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This isn’t just Rona. It’s MUTANT Rona.

And I do hope the silence is because she is resting in bed to give herself the best chance of recovery. The cynical part of me knows as well as she does that there’s nothing like a couple of days of no posts (after some snarking) to throw the squiggles into a frenzy of worry.
Came here to write exactly that!! The totally planned radio silence to worry the squiggles and also us, that we will feel bad for doubting her. Sounds cruel? Ah well, too many lies before..sorry for the suspicious mind on my side...

I will NOT watch her singing, I am not bloody Simon Cowell (triangle) and I am here for the food and the £20 sh(l)op.

Disclaimer: If she is genuinely unwell, I wish her a fast ans full recovery but there has beem too much tweeting for someone with such a high temperature. She seemed to have got much more done compared to pre-'rona. The mind boggles.
 
She's very quiet - probably triangulating us 😄 but hopefully just chilling and resting up if she actually does have covid.

I shouldn't joke or I'm gonna give us nightmares about her turning up at our door on Xmas day to forcibly bubble us into the crappy bungalow and make us eat poor Terry. 🤣

(Be like that clockwork orange scene... "food alright? TRY THE KOMBUCHA" )

Trying to decide if it's weird that serial oversharer JM didn't post anything celebrating BBs birthday, or if it's a sign of progress and not compulsively blurting out everything online...
 
Can't tell if this is parody or not.

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You forgot to add, 'while you feed the fresh salad and veg from the Oddbox to the rabbit..'
But not iceberg as that gives rabbits the runs. Jack is responsible for enough diarrhoea as it is.

JFC. I love sardines and salad but in a curry??? I can only imagine it cold to be akin to spicy cat food.
Traazers on a bird?!
 
I've been lurking rather than contributing, heavy cloud looming and all that. You lot have helped keep my spirits where they should be, thank you all for that. You should be prescribed by the lady doctor, (along with red lipstick obvs) because you are doing as much for me as the little blue pills. 🤗🤗🤗

I am doing ok, but yesterdays announcement floored me. Manchester has been in various stages of lockdown since March, except for a few weeks in July. I am reaching my limit.

Jack's antics have given me anger and humour (thanks to you lot) in equal measure. To quote my mum, God rest her, "that Jack, she's a one". Well my mum never said Jack as she never heard of her, but you know what I mean.



Noticed that there is a bee at ten o'clock, just to say it isn't me. I don't do Twitter.

I am pretty certain Kirsty reads here, along with quite a few other journalists. Keep up the pressure Kirsty.
Sending you lots of love Manc ❤️ We had a bombshell in Scotland too and it’s left me with a lot of fear and uncertainty and those particular beauties were delivered by that pesky black dog.

I’m at work today and have stopped for my (non-sloppy) lunch and a browse of my favourite thread and it’s cheered me up so I hope it works for you too. You’re my favourite Mancunian (you don’t win all the awards Marcus 😉) and I hope you feel better soon ❤️
 
Quick hello to say I luffs you all and missed you over the weekend, especially what seems to be the “inaugural” Sloppies. I’ve been grunkaing and reading. Looking forward to seeing the Sloppies on the laptop in full- saving it as a “treat” for after completing some dull chores.
Much love to those having a visit from the dark dog. I’ve had a curveball this weekend with the plans changing. I’m disappointed but coping. I know for a lot of people it’s much worse than that and will really affect them as they were so looking forward to something nice, and spending time with loved ones. If nothing else, hopefully we can offer a few laughs and hoots for you here.
I just nipped out for a few bits from Mr T’s and bought quite a lot as the fresh veg was so cheap and appealing. Not a googly eye or a golden cast of lard juice in sight!
Edit 🥕 my old friend
 
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