Harry and Meghan #476 Taken up the Back Passage

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Cinnamon.girl said:
D Mail, rather far-fetched
Royal Warrant awarded to C's facialist Deborah Mitchell.

"I tried Queen Camilla's bee sting facial and now my skin has a youthful glow - her beauty therapist reveals the royal's favourite skincare products after receiving a Royal Warrant..."

"The Bee Sting Facial has the royal approval of Queen Camilla.

"While she remains 'fiercely protective' of her clients' skincare routines, the beauty therapist reveals that Camilla is a fan of the Gold Bee Venom Mask, which retails for £370.

"The bee venom masks come in three strengths: Silver, made from worker bees, is for beginners; the Black version features potent African black venom; and Camilla's favoured Gold mask contains venom from Queen bees

"Deborah was sworn to secrecy about her treatments, but Camilla's radiant appearance sparked public curiosity.
'I didn't even tell my mum I was treating Camilla, but people started to see how beautiful she looked and were phoning the Palace to ask if she was having bee sting facials,' Deborah explains. 'It was them who actually told the press.'

Queen Camilla also uses the award-winning Heaven by Deborah Mitchell Collagen Drops (£74 for a month's supply), a natural marine supplement enriched with hyaluronic acid, suitable for both men and women

'"The Queen is a natural beauty and would not use aesthetics, so my skincare is perfect for her,' the therapist adds."
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OK @Nuttynana , @wisebutwild and @Porco Misere now's our chance! New year, New image. Nutty can get back on the dating circuit after that hatchet-faced aide nicked Johnny, and Porco and Wise can download a dating app. Swipe Right! I sacrificed myself as a guinea-pig with Cam's facialist (see below) on a trial run....

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Confession time...I was one of the people who phoned the Palace to ask why Cam was looking so beautiful and say she must be having bee venom facials! They told the press!

Not sure I looked much different for £370, half my pension, but hey. The facialist didn't mention cucumbers but I got them anyway.

We can choose what bees we have. There are Workers (plebs), Black bees I suppose for multiculturalism? And Cam's Queen Bees. I went for the Worker pleb bees because I'm working-class, but you girls choose!
See you in Mayfair! Xxx
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All of that and she still looks like a bloodhound on steroids!
 
SunsetBeach said:
The NYC chase was cos play of Diana’s crash. Shameful and manipulative. Designed to help his security case and more pathetic attempts to take the ‘true son of Diana’ crown he craves. His jealousy of Williams looks is utterly toxic and poisonous. His obsession with his Mother is deeply disturbing.
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I’m sure the judge must now be aware of Hazno/ his lawyer’s attempt to ‘pervert the course of justice’ with these two letters supposedly from the NYPD…….

The most common offences charged as perverting the course of justice are; interfering with witnesses, concealing evidence and making false allegations of a crime.

I suggest that they will have done more to harm his case than help it, but I wonder if they will be mentioned in court by either side? Unless they are produced as evidence that his life is in danger wherever he goes they will probably be swept under the carpet and once again they will have got away with ‘attempting to get their own way via telling lies’ until found out.
 
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Cinnamon.girl said:
Yes it benefits the Sussexes to have their children in the LoS with titles, and this is what she planned as soon as she snared the Dimwit. Have one "child" right under the noses of TRF to make sure they're part of the scam, which she did and they are. Tick.
Then register the domain of your "second baby" well in advance of even being "pregnant". A girl. Tick.
All planned, and it worked a treat.

On posts from @FrancesDundee80 and @SunsetBeach ...
It cannot be denied that the Palace has enabled the deceit, and the mess and incompetence doesn't change the fact that the Monarchy helped them.
Look at the Christening, the S.A tour, and more. They could never have done this on their own.
Then HM put them in the LoS, her son gave them titles. No Palace involvement?
It's only the result that counts, not how messy it was, and the Ho got exactly what she wanted.
TRF are covering for them because this is a case of constitutional fraud and they're in it up to their necks. His court cases are being allowed, his visa status protected, his crimes hidden - all by Pa.

As you say, a meal ticket for life, and it will be impossible for TRF to disentangle themselves from this hydra because she has proof of it all. In fact, the proof that TRF are complicit is played out every day in the media, the Happy Holidays photo taken at face value. Five years and counting, the press gagging is holding firm, articles about the children as though they are real royals. Only underground is the truth being told.
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When it all falls apart (divorce or whatever) step one will be Harold into rehab, mental stress/exhaustion/drugs whatever. Meg will then get the full force of the "blame" for gaslighting the Royal Family, and poor old Harold was too ill to understand.

FWIW, I do think Harold has been "royally" manipulated by Meg, she has played on all his issues, paranoia about the press, fear about death, lack of intelligence, resentment of his brother... I do think he believes in the "near catastrophic car chase" which the rest of the world realise was a set up by Meg.
 
Happy Lady said:
BIB Even if she does write an autobiography who will buy it, and who will believe anything she comes out with?

I think she's finally Markled herself and there's no turning the clock back.
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Would any company publish it?

The whole world watched three huge companies sign them up and saw them get burned/lose face/lose money.

Everything they do has failed.


I guess there's always self publishing/print to order. She could give a free jar of jam & bunch of dead lemons with every copy.
 
wisebutwild said:
Let’s see what’s behind Day 21 on their Advent Calendar ……. A Penis jigsaw puzzle!

A little reminder for Rachel of her younger days perhaps? I have studied the box cover closely, purely for research purposes you understand 😉, and nowhere can I find a blue frozen one.

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I really do wonder what words you type into Google in order to come up with such original finds, Wisey. 😱😂😂

I'm sure Haz and Mad will be appreciating your special calendar again this year
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Chita said:
Would any company publish it?

The whole world watched three huge companies sign them up and saw them get burned/lose face/lose money.

Everything they do has failed.


I guess there's always self publishing/print to order. She could give a free jar of jam & bunch of dead lemons with every copy.
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Regardless, Hazno's book still sold. As long as they don't give her a too big advance, I think someone will publish it.
 
ChipDex said:
I expect there probably are trust funds for Haz and the Flatpacks. And for Charlotte and Louis.

I doubt the amounts would be impressive enough to fund the Harkles for long though.

So a reality show is also a distinct possibility. But how exciting would that be? Unlike the documentsry there's no new RF content to exploit. Any literary effort by Smeg to damage the RF would be pulled apart more forensically than Waaagh.

I can see why KC3 is allegedly concerned about them running out of money. Haz has always expected (and until he left, basically got) the same sort of funding as William. Charles can't afford that now. There's no way he could meet the Duchy of Cornwall income to support Haz, even if he wanted to. And if they came back, property-wise the best they'd be offered is getting Froggy Cottage again.
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I don’t see Charles and William ever allowing ILBW back on royal grounds , ever. Imagine the meddling and drama the malevolent twosome would relish in.

I can imagine Charles privately funding their living expenses in the US to keep them away from the UK but I don’t expect William would want to do that , who knows.
 
SunsetBeach said:
The NYC chase was cos play of Diana’s crash. Shameful and manipulative. Designed to help his security case and more pathetic attempts to take the ‘true son of Diana’ crown he craves. His jealousy of Williams looks is utterly toxic and poisonous. His obsession with his Mother is deeply disturbing.
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It is. Plenty of people visit the place where a loved one died. Normal people don't try and re-enact it.

Hazza's high-speed trip through the Alma Tunnel, as detailed in Waagh, didn't just put himself at risk. There would have been a driver and an RPO as well. Presumably the same RPO Hazza hit. I think it was the same trip.

William has also visited the tunnel. He's kept his thoughts and emotions private.

What a twit Hazza is, was and ever shall be.

And then there's the Lili-as-Diana-with-the-blue-blue-eyes thing. The child has a living, African-American grandmother who is apparently in the child's life. The only grandparent who is. But we never get anything about Lili sharing traits with Doria. No 'Lili has Doria's lovely eyes/smile/whatever' stuff.

And the Squaddies, who never cease to call the RF racist, don't seem remotely bothered about the Harkles' obsession with their kids looking like Diana/the Spencers rather than the Ragland family.

At least people can see for themselves that Charlotte does have a resemblance to Diana because we see the child several times a year and she looks like her dad. But people also think she looks like TLQ, Lady Sarah Chatto as a child, etc. It's not exclusive. The Wales fandom don't have a Diana obsession. And nor do the Waleses themselves.
 
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Elsa929 said:
If there’s one thing we learned from the recent shooting of the health insurance CEO in NYC, there are cameras everywhere. Hazno can claim anything he wants, the cameras would show if such an event occurred. The fact that no one was charged, shows there’s no evidence at all of his high speed chase claims. We haven’t heard anymore complaints lately, so I think Hazno realized that the police know he’s full of tit. The way his security acted made no sense. Why would you change from your vehicle to an unknown driver? The whole thing was a joke. I think it was all a show for his security case, but no one is fooled.
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Still preferential treatment for ickle Hawwy though. Anyone else would be hit with a charge of wasting police time, especially after the jaw dropping arrogant letter demanding action by the end of the week.

I think he’s more infuriating than any individual I can think of
 
Chita said:
What's happening with the Samantha Markle legal action against Meghan?
Is that still ongoing?
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I thought it failed but it could be ongoing.
Personally I think she's wasting her time and should move on. Meghan was horrible to her and everyone knows it.
Imagine treating your disabled half sister so badly when you're wealthy and married to a Prince 🙄

The Markle family haven't always acted well themselves but if Meghan was a normal person and had forgiven her father for the silly photo shoot then none of them would have reason to retaliate. Tom Jnr has acted like a bit of an idiot but I can understand why, at least he cares about his father.

The Markle family should accept that none of them will ever hear from Meghan again and she wouldn't help them financially even if they were homeless and living on the street because Meghan has no heart.
 
Mollywobbles said:
HM would never have admitted how ill she was.
Charles was open and honest and hoped by doing that he might encourage more men to be open about their symptoms and save a few lives.

Palliative care is not end of life care. It is to extend life, to reduce symptoms. In some cases, including my sister in law, it can go on for years depending on the type of cancer.
It isn’t always pleasant but it allows the sufferer to live an almost normal life.

Just for once could you please give KC credit for being honest and giving hope to other cancer sufferers.
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We'll have to disagree here, no problem!
I can't give Chuck credit for being an honest man because he isn't one, as history has repeatedly shown. He is sly and treacherous so imo much of what he does is open to question.

He allows Catherine and her family to suffer now his mother has gone, which is not the hallmark of a man helping others with their health. Hypocritical. If he's extending his life with palliative care he's having a whale of a time using it to bury his brother, protect his dangerous son and deceive the public. Again not the hallmark of someone setting an example as Head of The Church of England.

We don't know if he's having palliative care, though they say he's going for weekly cancer treatments. We don't know anything and cannot trust what we are told.
One thing I do know is that we don't know the half of it, so for me the jury's still out.
 
ChipDex said:
Hazza's high-speed trip through the Alma Tunnel, as detailed in Waagh, didn't just put himself at risk. There would have been a driver and an RPO as well. Presumably the same RPO Hazza hit. I think it was the same trip.
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Put him in the back of a BMW with no seat-belt on, then give me two nice bottles of red wine to drink washed down with half-a-dozen lines of primo charlie and I'll drive the bleep through the Alma Tunnel at 120kph during the night. I'd do it for you lovely people, my life means nothing compared to proving da troof. 🤓
 
Happy Lady said:
I really do wonder what words you type into Google in order to come up with such original finds, Wisey. 😱😂😂

I'm sure Haz and Mad will be appreciating your special calendar again this year
😁
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Try typing ‘Funny adult toys’ into Google ……. don’t forget the word ‘funny’ or you’ll end up in another world …… sometimes even the ones in the funny category are too rude for me to gift to the Gruesomes, or at least to post on here! 😂
 
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