LOOK THERE'S
@Fredsnail top left on Wisey's cheek hard at work doing the beauty stuff!
This is Wisey after her treatment so I hope everyone thinking this is quack beauty therapy feels thoroughly ashamed of themselves!
Wisey had a couple of little wrinkles but now they've gone.
Worth every penny of £540 eh Wisey? (Each snail charges £150 but Fred is bigger and more handsome than the others so gets bigger commission.)
Check out his feelers! Phwoar!!
Do you do home visits, Fred? How many weeks does it take you to get there? Is there a radius limit you'll travel.... like ....errr... 20 feet from your salon?
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