Harry and Meghan #476 Taken up the Back Passage

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Maggiemaynot said:
I had actually forgotten this in relation to the supposed car chase at the time but it’s just popped up again on Twitter.
When they demanded that Backgrid hand over all footage from that night and the Backgrid lawyers basically told the pair of them to go duck themselves.
I remember I burst out laughing at this reply back then and I’ve just done it again 🤣🤣



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If there’s one thing we learned from the recent shooting of the health insurance CEO in NYC, there are cameras everywhere. Hazno can claim anything he wants, the cameras would show if such an event occurred. The fact that no one was charged, shows there’s no evidence at all of his high speed chase claims. We haven’t heard anymore complaints lately, so I think Hazno realized that the police know he’s full of tit. The way his security acted made no sense. Why would you change from your vehicle to an unknown driver? The whole thing was a joke. I think it was all a show for his security case, but no one is fooled.
 
Elsa929 said:
If there’s one thing we learned from the recent shooting of the health insurance CEO in NYC, there are cameras everywhere. Hazno can claim anything he wants, the cameras would show if such an event occurred. The fact that no one was charged, shows there’s no evidence at all of his high speed chase claims. We haven’t heard anymore complaints lately, so I think Hazno realized that the police know he’s full of tit. The way his security acted made no sense. Why would you change from your vehicle to an unknown driver? The whole thing was a joke. I think it was all a show for his security case, but no one is fooled.
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Their behaviour can be used as more proof of their paranoia - in the context of both mental illness and drug use.

They're always markling themselves. They've just not destroyed themselves completely because they're being saved time and again.
 
JAR21 said:
The problem we have is that the Harkles are spectacularly unSussexful and although they've been paid millions between them for the shite they have put out, who is going to pay them any more?

So what happens now?

Will she fritter all their money away? Will they split up and get half-ish each? Will he have to pay maintenance? And all this leads to how are they going to earn money now? And if they don't, what happens.

If they have or do split up, she'll get one chance for an autobiography and some interviews around and to promote it, but then what?
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BIB Even if she does write an autobiography who will buy it, and who will believe anything she comes out with?

I think she's finally Markled herself and there's no turning the clock back.
 
JAR21 said:
The problem we have is that the Harkles are spectacularly unSussexful and although they've been paid millions between them for the shite they have put out, who is going to pay them any more?

So what happens now?

Will she fritter all their money away? Will they split up and get half-ish each? Will he have to pay maintenance? And all this leads to how are they going to earn money now? And if they don't, what happens.

If they have or do split up, she'll get one chance for an autobiography and some interviews around and to promote it, but then what?
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They are going to be left with two solutions:

Get money from Charles (Charles has trust funds for Camilla's children and grandchildren, I personally don't see why Harry, Archie and Lilibet shouldn't get in on that too).

Or sell the children like most Hollywood people do. They might have a reality show.

No other avenues exist because how long will Oprah or Tyler Perry fund them?
 
ChaoticArtist said:
The choice of India and Italy is so funny, as fellow Indians would agree 😂 I hope BP is trolling us 😂





She reportedly spent $70k for just three photos for her podcast. Not that difficult to believe they'd run out of cash.

We can do a biiiiiig fat Indian wedding in $70k, with makeup for the entire bridal party sponsored by whoever has the 70k.
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sorry, should have made that clearer - Spotify footed the bill here…..
 
Moaning* Tattlers (other time zones are available)

Funny how things come to you in the middle of the night isn't it?

Was it here that I read that at the evening do of Pippa Matthews nee Middleton's wedding - which Hazno and Smegs attended - something happened which resulted in Mr / Mrs / Both Middleton taking Smegs to one side, and quietly but firmly saying something along the lines of, "This is my daughter's wedding and you are our guest. Either behave or you will be removed."

I definitely read it somewhere. If it did happen, and it sounds par for the course for Smegs, I wonder if she'd been spotted taking photographs which had been banned amongst guests during the event. The family knew she had form for this after Smegs' visit to KP so it's a fair bet that she'd think the rules didn't apply to her.

Or maybe some other egregious or attention-seeking behaviour? In any case, I'm certain that she'd count it as a personal afront, and something else to hold against Catherine. Also, we know that Smegs is very materialistic. Can you imagine how impressed and envious she'd be of the beautiful, classy and undoubtedly costly event? She'd be inwardly seething that she could never aspire to anything like it. Photos of the venue below - absolutely stunning.

*A sweet nod to Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo, UK sitcom based on Nazi occupation...contd p94.

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TheCutiePatootie said:
They are going to be left with two solutions:

Get money from Charles (Charles has trust funds for Camilla's children and grandchildren, I personally don't see why Harry, Archie and Lilibet shouldn't get in on that too).

Or sell the children like most Hollywood people do. They might have a reality show.

No other avenues exist because how long will Oprah or Tyler Perry fund them?
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If they really burnt through tens of millions I don’t see KC3 providing enough money each year to keep them in the lifestyle they want. A couple of million here and there…sure, but that’s not enough for them. Reality tv it may be…but people only tune in for the fights…a mortifying prospect for TRF
 
TheCutiePatootie said:
They are going to be left with two solutions:

Get money from Charles (Charles has trust funds for Camilla's children and grandchildren, I personally don't see why Harry, Archie and Lilibet shouldn't get in on that too).

Or sell the children like most Hollywood people do. They might have a reality show.

No other avenues exist because how long will Oprah or Tyler Perry fund them?
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I expect there probably are trust funds for Haz and the Flatpacks. And for Charlotte and Louis.

I doubt the amounts would be impressive enough to fund the Harkles for long though.

So a reality show is also a distinct possibility. But how exciting would that be? Unlike the documentsry there's no new RF content to exploit. Any literary effort by Smeg to damage the RF would be pulled apart more forensically than Waaagh.

I can see why KC3 is allegedly concerned about them running out of money. Haz has always expected (and until he left, basically got) the same sort of funding as William. Charles can't afford that now. There's no way he could meet the Duchy of Cornwall income to support Haz, even if he wanted to. And if they came back, property-wise the best they'd be offered is getting Froggy Cottage again.
 
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Plantagenet said:
I think her parents will be at Sandringham in one of the cottages. It's just that A&F won't be joining the larger family for the lunch or walk to church. They could be at the church and go in by a side door. The report that the Yorks were going to in-laws was to distance them from the Chinese spy story. They never intended to abandon their parents for Christmas.
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The Mail said they'd be staying at Royal Lodge, but I suppose it's possible they could be on the Sandringham estate.

I know Bea and Edo were supposed to be with his parents, but I thought it was odd that they were going to Sandringham if Andrew and Fergie were staying at Royal Lodge.
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Elsa929 said:
If there’s one thing we learned from the recent shooting of the health insurance CEO in NYC, there are cameras everywhere. Hazno can claim anything he wants, the cameras would show if such an event occurred. The fact that no one was charged, shows there’s no evidence at all of his high speed chase claims. We haven’t heard anymore complaints lately, so I think Hazno realized that the police know he’s full of tit. The way his security acted made no sense. Why would you change from your vehicle to an unknown driver? The whole thing was a joke. I think it was all a show for his security case, but no one is fooled.
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Why would you change from your Chauffeur to a drunk driver from the back entrance?

Maybe Hazno was trying to create his own Diana car chase moment?
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SunsetBeach said:
If they really burnt through tens of millions I don’t see KC3 providing enough money each year to keep them in the lifestyle they want. A couple of million here and there…sure, but that’s not enough for them. Reality tv it may be…but people only tune in for the fights…a mortifying prospect for TRF
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The only Trust fund people like him should have are ones with an annual income, rather than allowing him to touch the capital, or the capital will no longer exist!
 
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Re the non existent almost catastrophic car chase: if they were surrounded by paps how did they manage to get a cab to stop next to them to change vehicles? Or did they hitch up their skirts (Hasno too) and run hell for leather through the teeming crowds and traffic to reach the taxi which was sitting, engine revving with the doors open? Did they pile in, security slam the door and thump the taxi shouting “Go,go,go!” And did they leave in the taxi with no security to fight off the nasty pap man on his 3 speed SturmeyArcher bike?
 
The NYC chase was cos play of Diana’s crash. Shameful and manipulative. Designed to help his security case and more pathetic attempts to take the ‘true son of Diana’ crown he craves. His jealousy of Williams looks is utterly toxic and poisonous. His obsession with his Mother is deeply disturbing.
 
Toto said:
Moaning* Tattlers (other time zones are available)

Funny how things come to you in the middle of the night isn't it?

Was it here that I read that at the evening do of Pippa Matthews nee Middleton's wedding - which Hazno and Smegs attended - something happened which resulted in Mr / Mrs / Both Middleton taking Smegs to one side, and quietly but firmly saying something along the lines of, "This is my daughter's wedding and you are our guest. Either behave or you will be removed."

I definitely read it somewhere. If it did happen, and it sounds par for the course for Smegs, I wonder if she'd been spotted taking photographs which had been banned amongst guests during the event. The family knew she had form for this after Smegs' visit to KP so it's a fair bet that she'd think the rules didn't apply to her.

Or maybe some other egregious or attention-seeking behaviour? In any case, I'm certain that she'd count it as a personal afront, and something else to hold against Catherine. Also, we know that Smegs is very materialistic. Can you imagine how impressed and envious she'd be of the beautiful, classy and undoubtedly costly event? She'd be inwardly seething that she could never aspire to anything like it. Photos of the venue below - absolutely stunning.

*A sweet nod to Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo, UK sitcom based on Nazi occupation...contd p94.

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I think the Middletons went with the ‘No ring No bring’ thing which meant she wasn’t invited to the church or breakfast but was welcome in the evening and she span it to People etc that she’d chosen not to go so she didn’t steal Pippa thunder.

except TPPOW we’re there as well as other royals and super important people and not one of them stole anything from Pippa??
 
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