Elle Florence #19 Madre, Mère, Moeder and Mum Bringing Up Bébé One Fishing Trip at a Time.

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Yeah, her looks have tanked. The breakouts made me think she might be pregnant, but I was wrong about that last year.

I guess she follows those Christian moms on IG because it makes her feel better about being tasked with cooking, cleaning and child rearing. It's totally different to be responsible for homemaking when that's your only job. I know so many women who do everything SAHMs do in addition to working. I cannot imagine working all day, taking care of a baby and being married to someone who comes home and plays video games and asks me what's for dinner.

I find it curious that Elle never mentioned church or religion before they got married. If he had actually been planning on marrying her, wouldn't he have made her go to church when they were dating?
 
PrePackingPrep said:
I find it curious that Elle never mentioned church or religion before they got married. If he had actually been planning on marrying her, wouldn't he have made her go to church when they were dating?
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I don't think she's being "made" to go to church or fishing; she's a chameleon and has always embraced whatever her boyfriend of the moment is into. Same reason she was all about country music during the Special Someone era and loved thrift stores during the Papa Rick era.
 
I think her being a chameleon, is the answer for everything eg, her being into fashion/beauty was to fit in YT, her being a "Lawyer" was to fit in with her hopeful future husband & also bc she saw Legally blonde, her doing pilates/barre class was to fit in with the Dolls...etc. I think the only thing that has truly been her/consistent throughout the years has been her love of hallmark movies.
 
The comments from her "fans" are so hilarious. "So glad to see this video from you, my dear, beautiful Elle. It's like catching up with an old friend! You are such a wonderful mother to your beautiful child!"

Who writes stuff like this to a stranger? The same people who buy her earrings and scarves I guess.
 
So, Elle continues with the breathy baby-talk voice in this new video. And the constant "my husband" this, "my husband" that. Just say his first name Elle, it's not like that is going to give away his identity. What was that bit at the end on the patio, where Elle said, "GiGi can feel the energy of women who are pregnant" !!?? Elle looked positively crazy-eyed in that clip. I think she has gone deep into the cult. And yes, the comments on her video are as amusing as the video itself. Her followers sound a little unhinged, the way they fawn all over Elle and "precious GiGi." I feel sorry for that poor little GiGi - she looked kind of sad in most of the video, despite her "Dianne Von Furstenberg dress". Designer clothes are what every toddler really cares about, right?
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NopeNotEver said:
She has the most bizarre fans. They're all as delusionElle as she is.

She looks horrible lately.
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Look at all that crappy food she eats. No wonder she looks unwell.
 
LetThemEatLipstick said:
You’re right, that baby looks nothing like Elle. But Elle’s face has changed so much over the last 5 years. It’s so much puffier and doughier than it used to be. Her excuse might still be the pregnancy weight, which is fine, she looks healthy now just like she did before. But her face just looks so different compared to Chris-era Elle.
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She had her mom's shape now.
 
Elle posted some instagram stories and sounds like she will be doing vlogmas (but more so in the later half of the month once they are in hawaii). it truly doesn't seem like elle is living the life she had originally envisioned for herself (nordstrom shopping galore, nail bar appts, fancy brunches, Vancouver club adventures, etc.)
Wonder what she will be doing for vlogmas this year?
 
To save everyone the view (it's boring as hell):

* Elle is in her Alpha Romeo and positioned her head so we can see the logo on the headrest behind her.
* She's having a "typical weekend for us" making Sephora returns and then hitting up Trader Joe's with Gigi. No sign/mention of fisherman. The "us" must mean her and Gigi.
* They're off to see "Nahh-Nahh" in Hawaii on the 14. Vlogmas will start then.
* She's busy with her "full time job as an attorney" and her business. New pearl necklace launched last month. Motherhood has kept her busy so less time for the businesses.
* She's filmed a video a few weeks ago with her mom and Gigi and will post it soon.
* Looks dead behind the eyes.
* Wearing a maroon sweater with specks of white fabric woven in. Looks like dandruff.
 
She's only putting out vlogs when they travel, or when Ginette is spoiling her, trying to pretend her life now is just like the good old days. She would not have posted the Victoria vlog if Fisherman had been in charge of selecting the hotel and had chosen a budget friendly option. Elle will never post a video from her in-laws house in the midwest. She was as happy as a pig in tit to post a video from Joe's parents beautiful home, but since Fisherman's parents place isn't brag-worthy, that's the one trip where vlogging would intrude on family time.
 
PrePackingPrep said:
She's only putting out vlogs when they travel, or when Ginette is spoiling her, trying to pretend her life now is just like the good old days. She would not have posted the Victoria vlog if Fisherman had been in charge of selecting the hotel and had chosen a budget friendly option. Elle will never post a video from her in-laws house in the midwest. She was as happy as a pig in tit to post a video from Joe's parents beautiful home, but since Fisherman's parents place isn't brag-worthy, that's the one trip where vlogging would intrude on family time.
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Yep, she's too embarrassed. It's like when she lived with Rick in Florida and never filmed in their home or neighbourhood. It just doesn't compare to her old Yaletown life and she didn't want to invite the comparison. No Black Friday haul this year either, such a contrast to her Vancouver days when she would leave work to hit the mall right when it opened.

Her "vlogmas" will be crap because her Hawaii trips are the worst. They're either in that tiny, dark condo or at the Ala Moana mall. Mommy Dearest can treat her brave, resilient daughter to some Miu Miu and then take her to Cheesecake Factory.
 
It's funny because most people would be less likely to vlog during vacations. Those are special times to relax with family. Unless you're a show-off who wants to play it off like your life consists of luxury shopping and nice restaurants.

She's lucky she has Ginette. I remember how Mama G worked extra hard when Elle was slumming it in Rick's starter home. A diamond necklace necklace, luxury shopping and expensive dinners out every day. She created a monster.
 
I forget how phlegmy her voice is. Does anyone know if there might be a medical reason for this?
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KikiOoMomo said:
To save everyone the view (it's boring as hell):

* Elle is in her Alpha Romeo and positioned her head so we can see the logo on the headrest behind her.
* She's having a "typical weekend for us" making Sephora returns and then hitting up Trader Joe's with Gigi. No sign/mention of fisherman. The "us" must mean her and Gigi.
* They're off to see "Nahh-Nahh" in Hawaii on the 14. Vlogmas will start then.
* She's busy with her "full time job as an attorney" and her business. New pearl necklace launched last month. Motherhood has kept her busy so less time for the businesses.
* She's filmed a video a few weeks ago with her mom and Gigi and will post it soon.
* Looks dead behind the eyes.
* Wearing a maroon sweater with specks of white fabric woven in. Looks like dandruff.
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Was this in the ice cream vlog or stories? Haven't gotten around to finishing the YT video.
 
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