Elle Florence #19 Madre, Mère, Moeder and Mum Bringing Up Bébé One Fishing Trip at a Time.

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Did anyone see in her insta story her talking about how nylon tea bags can leech into your tea and she's concerned about it??? She really has gone off the crazy trad wife/crunchy mom deep end. So is she gonna get her chin implant out now that she's so worried about nylon in her tea, you'd think she'd be bothered by that sitting in her face then. I feel bad for her kid
 
Drasticactions said:
Did anyone see in her insta story her talking about how nylon tea bags can leech into your tea and she's concerned about it??? She really has gone off the crazy trad wife/crunchy mom deep end. So is she gonna get her chin implant out now that she's so worried about nylon in her tea, you'd think she'd be bothered by that sitting in her face then. I feel bad for her kid
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I don't love the idea of eating plastic but microplastics are in everything we eat. If you've eaten a carrot or had a sip of bottled water, you've ingested some microplastic. It's inevitable. There's probably some in her beloved Trader Joe's snacks 🤭

I wonder if she'll be attending church in Honolulu tomorrow (like last year's vlogmas). Does 'NaaNaa' join them and then treat the family to Cheesecake Factory after?
 
As poor a job as she does portraying Oahu, anywhere in HI it's hard to go wrong with scenery. (Not that attractive places can't be found in Seattle but Fisherman's favorite fishing spot is not one of them.)

I can't imagine why anyone would be so masochistic as to hang where it stares at you all day, every day a print that's a graphic, visual reminder of how drastically your lifestyle has deteriorated since you called that place your home, and you only have your reckless, disastrous actions to blame for it. She can desperately try to pretend all she likes, to others and most of all to herself, that she prefers trad wives meetings over country club events, that inability to go on a designer shopping spree in Italy and post an extensive designer haul video upon return is of no importance to her, or that she's happier spending holidays at her in-laws' countryside house in a fly-over state than the Dolls are attending glamorous events in a bustling cosmopolitan city - but she'll fail every time.
 
OceanLover said:
As poor a job as she does portraying Oahu, anywhere in HI it's hard to go wrong with scenery. (Not that attractive places can't be found in Seattle but Fisherman's favorite fishing spot is not one of them.)

I can't imagine why anyone would be so masochistic as to hang where it stares at you all day, every day a print that's a graphic, visual reminder of how drastically your lifestyle has deteriorated since you called that place your home, and you only have your reckless, disastrous actions to blame for it. She can desperately try to pretend all she likes, to others and most of all to herself, that she prefers trad wives meetings over country club events, that inability to go on a designer shopping spree in Italy and post an extensive designer haul video upon return is of no importance to her, or that she's happier spending holidays at her in-laws' countryside house in a fly-over state than the Dolls are attending glamorous events in a bustling cosmopolitan city - but she'll fail every time.
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LOL she posted this photo of fisherman's relative's kitchen in Colorado (where they spent Thanksgiving) but has yet to show us her kitchen or home - she's too embarrassed. We know Elle isn't rocking marble floors or a fancy farmhouse sink in her 90s McMansion with the lime green walls and ugly "heirloom" furniture. She also claims the cake in the second photo is an Austrian sachertorte. Looks like a generic supermarket cake to me 🤭.

When you're clinging onto a cake to show how great your life is... that says everything.

 
KikiOoMomo said:
LOL she posted this photo of fisherman's relative's kitchen in Colorado (where they spent Thanksgiving) but has yet to show us her kitchen or home - she's too embarrassed. We know Elle isn't rocking marble floors or a fancy farmhouse sink in her 90s McMansion with the lime green walls and ugly "heirloom" furniture. She also claims the cake in the second photo is an Austrian sachertorte. Looks like a generic supermarket cake to me 🤭.

When you're clinging onto a cake to show how great your life is... that says everything.

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We have seen her kitchen...it is pretty old so nothing for her to want to show off.
 
PrePackingPrep said:
A Grismas season without Ellemas? :cry: No Santa Bebe? No bone broth? No OOTDs for Cheesecake Factory? No decorating the tree all by herself? I'd really love another vlog where Elle continuously refers to her husband when he's obviously not there and is probably only coming home once he knows dinner is about to be put on the table.
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No Winston (yes she named her tree)? No felted mice in tutus? No chitchats as she wraps gifts? No cats advent calendars?
 
lurkingin94123 said:
She probably threw it in the trash and saged her entire house every time Elle left.
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Elle left so much in her wake - ugly ornaments, scarves (no one in a desert needs a scarf!), mountains of Nordstrom packaging, stench from her over spraying Tom Ford perfume, copious amounts of cat hair, makeup stains in the kitchen...

I'm sure everything got a deep clean after grubby Elle visited 🤭
 
Is she not even doing Vlogmas on Instagram after promising her followers? How does she still even HAVE followers?

She has "promised" to make so many videos and has never followed up, that it's comical at this point. So many giveaways, so many "bar exam secrets" videos, so many product review, etc. that were supposed to come out. She can't even be arsed to post a few insta stories. And her Karens still eat it up. The mind boggles!
 
NopeNotEver said:
Is she not even doing Vlogmas on Instagram after promising her followers? How does she still even HAVE followers?

She has "promised" to make so many videos and has never followed up, that it's comical at this point. So many giveaways, so many "bar exam secrets" videos, so many product review, etc. that were supposed to come out. She can't even be arsed to post a few insta stories. And her Karens still eat it up. The mind boggles!
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She'll probably post after Christmas with some excuse about being too busy parenting. I think she doesn't have anything to film because she's in the condo all day with Gigi and Ginette. We're not missing much anyways, her Hawaii videos are always boring and now that she's low budget and a mom, even more so. I've been to Honolulu before and there are some really cool attractions, like cruising on a catamaran or visiting the Museum of Islamic Art. Or even just chilling on a beach or taking a hike in the hills outside the city. The most adventurous Elle got was reading a trashy romance novel on the beach directly outside her mom's condo 😂
 
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