Elle Florence #19 Madre, Mère, Moeder and Mum Bringing Up Bébé One Fishing Trip at a Time.

I’ve always wondered if her daughter’s real name is Gigi or is that a nickname? Does anyone know?
“Gigi” is what parents and kids colloquially call a penis in Mandarin. It takes on a different form when you get a little older, but the entire population still knows “jee-jee” refers to penis. Not the medical term. Every time I hear her say it, the immature little kid inside me giggles.
 
Lol. Yeah, they named her Giuliana even though they had no intention of ever calling her that. Nicknames can develop naturally but I've never understood picking a name that you don't actually use.
Yep, we've never heard say the child's actual name. I'm also convinced she chose Giuliana and using the Italian spelling (compared to Julianna) because she thinks it's exotic and European. How pretentious can you get 😂
 
Skipped through it - had no patience to watch through what looked like an entire video dedicated to making and eating ice cream. That's a new low, even for Elle. Why won't she show us some interesting places in Seattle like she used to in Vancouver and in Hawaii? And this video, like the Victoria one, also dates back to summer - the greenery outside her windows is much too lush for November in Seattle, and Ginette wouldn't be wearing a summer dress even if she had just arrived from Hawaii. (I remember one of our super-talented resident sleuths uncovered that management of the building where Ginette's leasehold used to be offers a way for former owners to continue leasing, so apparently that's what she's doing, after that insane Florida real estate misadventure.) What's the deal with Elle suddenly posting two months-old videos just a few days apart after months of MIA? And don't get me started on ugly mismatched walls and on clutter.
 
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Why won't she show us some interesting places in Seattle like she used to in Vancouver and in Hawaii?
I'm pretty sure she doesn't go anywhere, interesting or not. They live way out in the suburbs and you have to drive to do literally anything - a lot of the streets don't even have sidewalks. Going to the mall and Trader Joe's is the highlight of her weekend.

I've never understood her Hawaii visits, they're so boring. They just go to the mall and the Cheesecake Factory. It's like going to Paris and skipping the Louvre and Eiffel Tower and going to a Burger King 😂
 
Did she mean to post it upside down? She looks more unhinged than ever.
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Skipped through it - had no patience to watch through what looked like an entire video dedicated to making and eating ice cream. That's a new low, even for Elle. Why won't she show us some interesting places in Seattle like she used to in Vancouver and in Hawaii? And this video, like the Victoria one, also dates back to summer - the greenery outside her windows is much too lush for November in Seattle, and Ginette wouldn't be wearing a summer dress even if she had just arrived from Hawaii. (I remember one of our super-talented resident sleuths uncovered that management of the building where Ginette's leasehold used to be offers a way for former owners to continue leasing, so apparently that's what she's doing, after that insane Florida real estate misadventure.) What's the deal with Elle suddenly posting two months-old videos just a few days apart after months of MIA? And don't get me started on ugly mismatched walls and on clutter.
She needs the ego boost from her old lady og's fawning all over her in the comments.
 

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LOL I love in her instastory and her vlog she has to specified "non sponsored ". Girl we know you'd love if you were sponsored by any of these companies we know you aren't sponsored. Also, is it really necessary to be wearing 3 different tennis bracelets at home when you are just making ice cream?? Or does she need to wear the other's with joe's bracelet so her husband knows she's not pining after joe still?
 
Hubby should really just get her a nice tennis bracelet this year for Xmas. Just spend the money and do it, get it over with, but make sure it is slightly better than the Joe one....and make sure it has the correct clasp from the start.
At this point it really isn't too much to ask and it'll just save so much awkwardness.
 
The tennis bracelet might be a "bat signal" -- Eleanor hoping Joe somehow happens to watch her video and him seeing the bracelet would "rekindle" his love for her. Then she could go back and live in that apartment with a view where she feels she really belongs. LOL.
Keep dreaming, Elle! I bet Joe hasn't thought of her in years. His law firm got a ton of awards this year and his wife is partner at her law firm (presuming they are married, couldn't find anything online). Meanwhile Elle is... well, she's Elle.

I'm convinced she hasn't gone back to Vancouver because she's worried about running into Joe 😂
 
Transition to trad wife, complete.
Her Instagram follows are super trad wife to alt-right pipeline. Lots of 'wellness' influencers who are actually anti-vax, anti-Tylenol, anti-science, etc. Then some Christian mommy bloggers, and a sprinkle of new age-y brands/companies.

Then again, we knew who she really was once she posted that stuff comparing vaccines to the Holocaust. She's trash and I'm so happy her life has turned into a dumpster - karma at play 🚮🤭
 
Her Instagram follows are super trad wife to alt-right pipeline. Lots of 'wellness' influencers who are actually anti-vax, anti-Tylenol, anti-science, etc. Then some Christian mommy bloggers, and a sprinkle of new age-y brands/companies.

Then again, we knew who she really was once she posted that stuff comparing vaccines to the Holocaust. She's trash and I'm so happy her life has turned into a dumpster - karma at play 🚮🤭
She seems more miserable than normal like she is trying to convince herself that this is the life of her dreams.
 
Her Instagram follows are super trad wife to alt-right pipeline. Lots of 'wellness' influencers who are actually anti-vax, anti-Tylenol, anti-science, etc. Then some Christian mommy bloggers, and a sprinkle of new age-y brands/companies.

Then again, we knew who she really was once she posted that stuff comparing vaccines to the Holocaust. She's trash and I'm so happy her life has turned into a dumpster - karma at play 🚮🤭
I can't understand how someone can go through college, get a law degree and still be so devoid of any of her own ideas that she will base her whole identity on some guy. Elle's "education" was a complete waste of Ginette's money ( although it did net Elle a five minute engagement several years down the road...) I hope that poor child of hers does not end up getting Measles.
 
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