Eleanor Florence Lecocq #8 The Vlogmas M'Elletdown

Will this thread blow up before Vlogmas even begins?

  • Yes

    Votes: 20 27.4%

  • No

    Votes: 8 11.0%

  • Hell yes

    Votes: 45 61.6%
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    73
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greenbear said:
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he needs help, she has zero taste or sense of what looks good on her or is age appropriate
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But you know she will never ask for help because she's a self-professed style guru, a gift from gods to Karens of this world who can't tell a difference between a Missoni x Target towel and a granny's 1970s old rag.

Same reason why Smelleonore will never take jewellery making course - it is below her.
 
greenbear said:
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he needs help, she has zero taste or sense of what looks good on her or is age appropriate
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So according to Smelle most of her tops are "longer" and "butt-covering"?? Does she mean her tops that are regular length that she just stretches the crap out of and pulls down to somewhat cover her rear?? :LOL: That silk top looked sloppy, it would look so much better, or at least more professional with proper pants or jeans, french tucked with a nice belt. I think her expectations of what these ponte pants are supposed to achieve are a little too high!
 
thecatlass said:
But you know she will never ask for help because she's a self-professed style guru, a gift from gods to Karens of this world who can't tell a difference between a Missoni x Target towel and a granny's 1970s old rag.

Same reason why Smelleonore will never take jewellery making course - it is below her.
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Even if asking for help is beneath her, she could watch two videos from Dearly Bethany on the sly under cover of night, and improve her style 100%. But what am I saying, she has none, so any result in “style” would be an improvement.
 
Seagal said:
Even if asking for help is beneath her, she could watch two videos from Dearly Bethany on the sly under cover of night, and improve her style 100%. But what am I saying, she has none, so any result in “style” would be an improvement.
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The problem is Eleonore Lecocq doesn’t realize she has no style and is an awful person. In her mind, she is an “fashionable European princess whose been under appreciated by mean girls from high school and men.” 😆
 
svdwoodsen said:
From the bottom of my heart, I thank Smellenor for being an ongoing source of entertainment in her too snug pants in her most recent video. :ROFLMAO:

I love that she practically doubles down on the ridiculousness shortly after we discuss it here, like every time. I don't think she realizes that she comes off as even more deranged, but that's what makes her great to hate watch.

Keep being you, Smelley - there's no one more crazy or entertaining! :m

EDIT: Size "extra small" in another universe maybe...and is it just me or does #girlboss have knock knees? :unsure:

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W-O-W. Those are gloriously unflattering.
Also, I think that top is new. Keep burnin' that cash, Eleanor!🔥
 
Kind of off topic but I hate the whole legging/ponte, even skinny jean thing of the 2010s. I only ever felt more bloated in supposedly "comfortable yoga pants" and to this day I abhor even workout leggings except for lifting. Looking back, I think I bought so many tunic length tops because I felt I needed to cover my ass because of all the ponte, skinny pants I could only find in stores. The ponte material also feels kind of cheap in general. Didn't watch video in full but I thought she missed an opportunity because who would voluntarily wear ponte or even tight pants while working from home--either sweatpants or tailored trousers or even a cute dress if you had to choose. I think she could have come up with either more realistic or creative choices for working from home but as Elle does, she doesn't really try.
 
luckylurker18 said:
I can’t believe no one has mentioned her thumbnail yet... how unflattering, why is she doing that with her mouth? I wonder if she’s dislocated her jaw eating some gud pasta and aggressive chewing.

(No hate to anyone with jaw issues or tmj, I’ve actually partially dislocated mine atm due to it but my face does look near as wonky as smelles)
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I noticed that!! I thought to myself, girlboss finally loosen up and attempted to make some self-deprecating joke lol.
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luckylurker18 said:
I can’t believe no one has mentioned her thumbnail yet... how unflattering, why is she doing that with her mouth? I wonder if she’s dislocated her jaw eating some gud pasta and aggressive chewing.

(No hate to anyone with jaw issues or tmj, I’ve actually partially dislocated mine atm due to it but my face does look near as wonky as smelles)
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Maybe her new chin needs a touch up? I’m not familiar with how fake chins work but if it’s anything like fillers or boob jobs, it might need a replacement once in a while. 😆
 
WTF is wrong with her hair. The "layering" is brutal! I know it was mentioned from her last video, but seriously what did she do!

I don't like Elle in any way - she is a disgusting scammer who I hate watch, but I will admit, before the pandemic she had nice hair.

Now she looks like a psychopath who cut her own hair with her eyes closed.
 
smt900 said:
WTF is wrong with her hair. The "layering" is brutal! I know it was mentioned from her last video, but seriously what did she do!

I don't like Elle in any way - she is a disgusting scammer who I hate watch, but I will admit, before the pandemic she had nice hair.

Now she looks like a psychopath who cut her own hair with her eyes closed.
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She mentioned in her last video that she just got it cut professionally...it looks like a supercuts haircut tho.

She mentioned date night in her video in regard to the spanx..she's definitely with someone right now
 
smt900 said:
WTF is wrong with her hair. The "layering" is brutal! I know it was mentioned from her last video, but seriously what did she do!

I don't like Elle in any way - she is a disgusting scammer who I hate watch, but I will admit, before the pandemic she had nice hair.

Now she looks like a psychopath who cut her own hair with her eyes closed.
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Yup, she said she got her hair cut at a salon and they gave her 'curtain bangs'. More like they gave her a dog hairdo 😂

MissGlam21 said:
What in the flying fuck is Rick doing with his “impromptu” stir fry?!?!?! I’m gonna barf. Seriously.
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Yum... Mushy chickpeas and overcooked broccoli! Clearly Rickets hasn't been to Asia, only then he would acquire a PROPENSITY to eat NORMAL STIR FRY.
 
But...I thought Elle wanted to keep her private life private! One of the weirdest things about Elle is that she thinks it's not obvious when she's lying. When she was with SS she claimed that privacy was very important to both of them. After having spent two years constantly showing Joe. Clearly SS refused to be on camera and because Elle has no sense of self, she pretended that she didn't want to share either. If the new guy gives any indication that he's ok with being filmed Elle will not be able to help herself. And then she'll have to scrub her channel of all content when he is smart enough to dump her.
 
Almost there! Time for today's chapter of Annotated Elle - Girlboss Breakup re-watching.

Thursday
This is it. The last day of disco. The final day of Elle at her absolute peak. The events of the closing of this day will impact pretty much every choice she makes for years to come. But, today, let's bask in the last hours of innocence.

Joe holds the camera for his final OOTD duties. Elle is more formal than usual. She says this is because upper management is visiting the office. She does look more formal, but I hope upper management likes sideboob, because they're certainly gonna get some.

Flash forward and Elle has left the office and hit the bank on her way to go to her friend's charity event at a department store. Maybe with upper management in town Elle hung out at the office all the way up to 5 today, but no matter she's on her way to her third shopping-themed event this week. A little scarf shill on the walk as she informs us that the bank visit was to transfer her payment for her fall and winter collections. She's really excited about the 'highly requested' colors which just happened to be options on the wholesaler's website.

Now we're at the charity event put on by her Vancouver Club friend. Somehow, the whole thing is supposed to help a children's hospital. Ladies who lunch pass between displays of clothes and carafes of champagne. Elle wants to find the shoe section, as that's what she's most excited about. This is really it. The end of the good old days. Elle remarks that the live models are throwing her for a curve, but she's no doubt delighted that someone else has been hired for the sole purpose of amusing her.

In the final shot, Elle films herself in a mirror trying on a pink and green dress. It doesn't look good on her, but as she notes, 'It's actually really sparkly. It has, like, gold thread running through it' And that's it. We're treated the what may be the biggest jump cut in youtube guru history...

Stay tuned for the final installment.

Shopping total for the day: $0
Running total for the Vlog: $1253
 
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