Eleanor Florence Lecocq #8 The Vlogmas M'Elletdown

Will this thread blow up before Vlogmas even begins?

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    Votes: 20 27.4%

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    Votes: 8 11.0%

  • Hell yes

    Votes: 45 61.6%
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Annie_HTX said:
Girl. Battle of the Ponte Pants?? Come on now. This pandemic has certainly compounded economic strains, none of us can afford ponte pants (at least I can't). Plus, all the pants look exactly the same. If you're going to do a video like this, shouldn't there be close-ups of the detail differences - fabric, zipper hardware, etc.?

I figured she'd be doing her annual "gift guide" video today, maybe she'll do that next week? And was she ever going to do a video on the results of the Nepal scarf fundraiser? How about creative community service ideas? In the spirit of the holidays, there are so many other things she could have made a video about. Oh well. 😑
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Yeah . . . .

Maybe the current Mr Next has a thing for yoga pants. There was that weird period a couple months ago where she talking/spending a lot of camera time on her bare feet and some people thought her Mr Next back then had a foot fetish.
 
So a few years ago on Elle's advice I bought 2 pairs of Ponte pants back in 2015-2016ish when she first did a review on them (I think that was when she took a business trip somewhere had took them with her). They're not bad but not worth the hype or at least not the hype to the extent Elle talks about it. For starters, they're kinda heavy, at least the trouser ones. And they're synthetic so not breathable at all so not the most comfortable. If you wash them, they start to pill, which was the case of the 2 pairs of mine. But they looked nice on you and don't wrinkle so I wear them when I'm too lazy to iron.
 
From the bottom of my heart, I thank Smellenor for being an ongoing source of entertainment in her too snug pants in her most recent video. :ROFLMAO:

I love that she practically doubles down on the ridiculousness shortly after we discuss it here, like every time. I don't think she realizes that she comes off as even more deranged, but that's what makes her great to hate watch.

Keep being you, Smelley - there's no one more crazy or entertaining! :m

EDIT: Size "extra small" in another universe maybe...and is it just me or does #girlboss have knock knees? :unsure:

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svdwoodsen said:
From the bottom of my heart, I thank Smellenor for being an ongoing source of entertainment in her too snug pants in her most recent video. :ROFLMAO:

I love that she practically doubles down on the ridiculousness shortly after we discuss it here, like every time. I don't think she realizes that she comes off as even more deranged, but that's what makes her great to hate watch.

Keep being you, Smelley - there's no one more crazy or entertaining! :m

Size "extra small" in another universe maybe...and is it just me or does #girlboss have knock knees? :unsure:

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I think she's just standing weirdly here.

You're right, she's the perfect hate watch material. While there are youtubers whom I stopped watching because they're either dumb (e.g. Elle Fowler), tacky nouveau riche (e.g. Sophie Shohet), liars (e.g. Gigi Gorgeous) etc., Smelle is a combination of all of the above traits but she can't even own it. For example, Sophie S. doesn't pretend to be born and bred wealthy gentry. She is honest about her past financial struggles etc. and acts genuinely grateful for her success. Smelle rubs us all the wrong way because she is a bloody princess who knows it all and that never makes any mistakes.
BTW, remember how #divorcemas 2019 was meant to lead to a 'creative awakening' of her channel? Well, there we are, a year later, having seen zero meaningful content, just the same old boring hauls on repeat. Every time a guy dumped her, she was meant to focus on improving her channel and every time it just meant nothing.
 
thecatlass said:
I think she's just standing weirdly here.

You're right, she's the perfect hate watch material. While there are youtubers whom I stopped watching because they're either dumb (e.g. Elle Fowler), tacky nouveau riche (e.g. Sophie Shohet), liars (e.g. Gigi Gorgeous) etc., Smelle is a combination of all of the above traits but she can't even own it. For example, Sophie S. doesn't pretend to be born and bred wealthy gentry. She is honest about her past financial struggles etc. and acts genuinely grateful for her success. Smelle rubs us all the wrong way because she is a bloody princess who knows it all and that never makes any mistakes.
BTW, remember how #divorcemas 2019 was meant to lead to a 'creative awakening' of her channel? Well, there we are, a year later, having seen zero meaningful content, just the same old boring hauls on repeat. Every time a guy dumped her, she was meant to focus on improving her channel and every time it just meant nothing.
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I honestly believe Eleanor Florence thinks she's been unlucky career wise and dated the wrong guys the past decade, and that's why she's unmarried with no discernible career development. She doesn't give any impression of being self-aware at all. She also thinks her channel is "amazing" and the few rabid Karens who continue to worship her throughout the years just reinforce that.
 
svdwoodsen said:
From the bottom of my heart, I thank Smellenor for being an ongoing source of entertainment in her too snug pants in her most recent video. :ROFLMAO:

I love that she practically doubles down on the ridiculousness shortly after we discuss it here, like every time. I don't think she realizes that she comes off as even more deranged, but that's what makes her great to hate watch.

Keep being you, Smelley - there's no one more crazy or entertaining! :m

EDIT: Size "extra small" in another universe maybe...and is it just me or does #girlboss have knock knees? :unsure:

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Expression is pretty badass. Nice.
 
Princess says she owns 2 crop tops. Personally, I can't stand a crop top on someone who doesn't have toned abs so I'm thankful Smelle never presented her OOTD wearing one. She doesn't have a single toned muscle in her body plus what would she style the crop top with? PONTE PANTS MAYBE?

Her creepy ring finger creeps me out. It's always weirdly bent, I can never look at it and not have a feeling that she has old woman's hands . Does she have some sort of paralysis? Also, what's with the manic gesticulating? She's flapping her hands nonstop.

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Mr Next must be pretty hip since Smelle used words such as 'butt', 'not my jam', 'dude' in this video 😂

Right, I got to the end of the video. The last pair from Cashmere & Cupcakes doesn't fit. The fabric is creasing on her thighs. The other pairs are equally bad. None of them look like trousers. Soz, Smelle, but if you asked anyone if these are trousers or leggings, everyone would go with the latter. Just because you wear a longer top, doesn't mean your legs don't look like they're in sausage casings. This time it's not denim but ponteeee
 

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Juliezzz said:
It might be just me but I wear sweatpants and sometime pajama pants at home for my zoom work meetings. No one can see my pants. As long as I wear a professional top and have my hair presentable I am good for my Zoom meetings. This new video is so out of touch. Like all her other ones this year.
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I actually do change into “work outfits” because I feel very unmotivated if I work in my Pajamas. But my outfits are literally a decent sweater (for unexpected zoom meetings) and leggings. Sometimes just a long sweater dress and fuzzy socks 😂. No one wears trousers of any kind to work from home.

I am also mortified by those “pants”. How do they not look like leggings? I’d literally never wear those to the office
 
svdwoodsen said:
Truly bilingual people are actually really rare. If you’re working in a technical field like law, you really have to know both languages well. I get the impression (based on Ginette’s comments regarding Elle’s French abilities) that Elle knows French the way a lot of children of immigrants know their parents’ native language, which is usually only conversational at best. Business fluency is very different than being able to order at a restaurant in the language and I’m willing to bet Girlboss’ French is nowhere near the level where she can use it professionally.

Her fake Tiffany ring and “Oxford” but actually summer program through Ohio State where anyone can go as long as you pay the fee still makes me laugh. At least she met “the love of her life“ Dicky through it and we got some truly hilarious content so it was money well spent. 🤣
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who will ever forget his face when she called him the love of her life :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
svdwoodsen said:
From the bottom of my heart, I thank Smellenor for being an ongoing source of entertainment in her too snug pants in her most recent video. :ROFLMAO:

I love that she practically doubles down on the ridiculousness shortly after we discuss it here, like every time. I don't think she realizes that she comes off as even more deranged, but that's what makes her great to hate watch.

Keep being you, Smelley - there's no one more crazy or entertaining! :m

EDIT: Size "extra small" in another universe maybe...and is it just me or does #girlboss have knock knees? :unsure:

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wow she looks weird and sausage like in that photo, like a drunken rage filled old lady bar hopping for dick

thecatlass said:
Princess says she owns 2 crop tops. Personally, I can't stand a crop top on someone who doesn't have toned abs so I'm thankful Smelle never presented her OOTD wearing one. She doesn't have a single toned muscle in her body plus what would she style the crop top with? PONTE PANTS MAYBE?

Her creepy ring finger creeps me out. It's always weirdly bent, I can never look at it and not have a feeling that she has old woman's hands . Does she have some sort of paralysis? Also, what's with the manic gesticulating? She's flapping her hands nonstop.

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Mr Next must be pretty hip since Smelle used words such as 'butt', 'not my jam', 'dude' in this video 😂

Right, I got to the end of the video. The last pair from Cashmere & Cupcakes doesn't fit. The fabric is creasing on her thighs. The other pairs are equally bad. None of them look like trousers. Soz, Smelle, but if you asked anyone if these are trousers or leggings, everyone would go with the latter. Just because you wear a longer top, doesn't mean your legs don't look like they're in sausage casings. This time it's not denim but ponteeee
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she really has no personality of her own, she becomes every guy she dates. so pathetic
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greenbear said:
wow she looks weird and sausage like in that photo, like a drunken rage filled old lady bar hopping for dick
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She still has a bit further to fall to get to that point, but is it really that hard to imagine in a couple years?

Assuming she's steadily dating Mr Next now, she could be living with him by spring 2021. She gets comfy again and the S'Ellefish Elle crap she pulled with Joe sends him packing in Spring 2022 when the lease is up. The whole thing takes its toll on her and by the time she surfaces yet again from the spare bedroom at her mom's house she looks 45. Covid will be over, she won't attract the attention she used to on dating apps, and off to the bars for Elle . . .
 
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boredstrom said:
She still has a bit further to fall to get to that point, but is it really that hard to imagine in a couple years?

Assuming she's steadily dating Mr Next now, she could be living with him by spring 2021. She gets comfy again and the S'Ellefish Elle crap she pulled with Joe sends him packing in Spring 2022 when the lease is up. The whole thing takes its toll on her and by the time she surfaces yet again from the spare bedroom at her mom's house she looks 45. Covid will be over, she won't attract the attention she used to on dating apps, and off to the bars for Elle . . .
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I think if she had some girlfriends she would be bar hoping right now
 
greenbear said:
I think if she had some girlfriends she would be bar hoping right now
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I think the only girlfriends Elle has ever had are the “The Dolls”. Considering their lives were extended brunches, she was happy to be part of that. Now she’s ashamed to be facing them what with the broken engagement and long period of joblessness. She will be signing onto the nearest country club in Seattle, if weren’t for the pandemic. Or she might have already done it online and is having zoom meetings with potential Mr. Nexts
 
BoredlySnooping said:
I actually do change into “work outfits” because I feel very unmotivated if I work in my Pajamas. But my outfits are literally a decent sweater (for unexpected zoom meetings) and leggings. Sometimes just a long sweater dress and fuzzy socks 😂. No one wears trousers of any kind to work from home.

I am also mortified by those “pants”. How do they not look like leggings? I’d literally never wear those to the office
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My office is business formal but since the start of WFH, we've been allowed to switch to casual outfits (unless on a zoom call with clients). Hence, since March I've been working in yoga pants/leggings and nice top or t-shirt + cardigan. In summer I wore some summery dresses but always made sure I had my arms and cleavage covered. I don't need Smelle's synthetic thick leggings. BTW, did anyone keep a tally of how many pairs of PONTE PANTS does princess have?
 
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thecatlass said:
My office is business formal but since the start of WFH, we've been allowed to switch to casual outfits (unless on a zoom call with clients). Hence, since March I've been working in yoga pants/leggings and nice top or t-shirt + cardigan. In summer I wore some summery dresses but always made sure I had my arms and cleavage covered. I don't need Smelle's synthetic thick leggings. BTW, did anyone keep a tally of how many pairs of PONTE PANTS does princess have?
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Right!! who needs that many pairs of wholly unflattering pants?? she needs to take a leaf out of Sophie Shohet's book and go hire a stylist, though I think she prides herself in being so stylish.
 
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