Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

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SingSong said:
Orange make up and a lilac dress, complemented by right yellow hair😱


Are she and Ste alone in a hotel? Oh no how will she block his private part action advances?
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Have no fear! She'll be her very own cock blocker in that hideous ensemble, garish makeup and radioactive hair. It's enough to make anyone go limp and flaccid 🍆✋🚫 His bollocks will crawl up into his arse 🌰🌰🍑😂😂😂
 
Rags2Riches said:
Even if her foof was on show it would be censored by the dust balls covering it,

Anyway hurry the duck up Babs and post the goods 🍿
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the only balls getting anywhere near babs' foof - little and smelly, dusty or otherwise. 🤢🤣 #bitrude

as for her not sharing her clown make-up how-to guide, something clearly went wrong as she is definitely using her "foof" being on show as an excuse - mainly because if that were the case, she would have wasted aPsolutely no time in uploading it with glee, just as she did with that reel where she claimed to be aware that her skirt was tucked in her skirt while filming, and her arse on view. she's shared reels of herself fanning her foof - both sitting on her bed in the hobbit house AND in the middle of Disneyland - she's not fooling anyone with the claim that she wouldn't upload a reel because it involved her flashing her vag. 🤢🤢
 
The caption 🤮🤮🤮 - thank you for giving me the confidence to wear colour, sparkles and floaty dresses that me feel like a process.

Oh Babs stfu, constantly banging on about the same tit. Absolute Beg. And Lurch’s tie does NOT match your dress.

Sorry to Lurch who has more of a personality, charisma and vocals than Stephen Conway could ever have.
 
It speaks VOLUMES that her “heart could pop” over her husband wearing a non matching tie 🙄 Is that really the best they can do between them?? Some amazing marriage they must have if getting him to wear a tie that doesn’t actually go with her dress is the biggest romantic gesture of the decade 🙄
Seriously, ever since that horrendously awful Titanic reel on the cruise where PUS couldn’t get away from her quickly enough, I just have no belief in there being anything other than co-parent, room mate, platonic vague affection between them. And that’s being generous. He also clearly did not want to be dragged into the reel with her today!
 
Hareandbear said:
Holy Moly - those pasta shoes are so hilarious 😂

ETA: the tie does not match!!
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ha, i came here to say exactly that! they're two totally different shades of purple, ffs - one more dusky lavender and the other lilac. although tbf to babs, they do match better than the multiple shades of grellow in her hair, as she grabs a varying shade of yellow each time and whacks it on the roots believing that any hair dye with "blonde" printed on the box is automatically going to blend. 🤣

i would suggest she go to specsavers, but tbh i think an optician would find it challenging to locate eyes, given the way they have sunk so deeply into the waxy folds of her grellow into face - let alone test them! and i wouldn't wish the task of getting THAT close to her furry brows on anyone! i'm not a MONSTER! 😅
 
This is 100% giving the vibes of gently coaxing away the drunk lush from the party as she’s humiliating herself.

Also his hand placement. Barely placing his fingers on her back nevermind on her waist and definitely not her bum #bitrude
 

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