Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

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Loopybird69 said:
I have whooping cough (proper diagnosed whooping cough CUNTway) and this has just nearly killed me

I must not laugh
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Horrible! Feel better soon, fellow 🐄👜❤
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Franklin22 said:
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Bloody hell, she’s enough to induce nightmares!!
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BULLSHIT! Nobody would even see her fanny because that massive hanging apron of belly fat sits on her thighs. duck off Babnocchio, attention seeking thundercunt.
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Franklin22 said:
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Bloody hell, she’s enough to induce nightmares!!
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BULLSHIT! Nobody would even see her fanny because that massive hanging apron of belly fat sits on her thighs. duck off Babnocchio, attention seeking thundercunt.
 
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Riiiiiiiiight said:
Piri piri menopause 😂😂😂😂

I’m so excited for the outfit reveal tomorrrow 😂 honestly there’s so many nice winter wedding guest dresses available in the sales at the moment and she’s had months to plan! I was kinda hoping for the turkey tinfoil dress to make an appearance
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Piri Piri Menosauce! 🤣

which, for some reason, inspired my brain to INVENT the Peri-Menosaurus Wreck 🦕 or maybe Peri-Menopausaurus Wrex?! unless....DID i invent a species of dinosaur? or is it a species that existed solely in Brum? 🤣


going back to her vlog, it's a shame that Sharky hasn't followed in her trottersteps of bribing the kids with money to donate their old toys to charity! admittedly, indimimbt e has the funds available to pay her £1 for every item of tat she gets rid of - and I imagine the majority of her hoard would have to be "donated" to the tip, not charity - but in theory, he could have the hobbit house cleared out in no time. it wouldn't last though, as we know babs wouldn't be able to resist the urge to rush out and spend every last penny on a excessive tat haul to recreate the original hoard. 🙄🙄
 
🐄 👜 s I'm here to report a HORRIFYING moment this morning...so I'm a published author (I was an academic, I write books now on related things) IMAGINE my horror upon finding one of my books on the next rack over from the Grellow one's pamphlet?!

However I will say mine was on a lovely display of 'local authors' work and hers was in what can only be described as 'rubbish gag gifts you'd buy someone you don't care about'
 
Loopybird69 said:
I don’t understand why she’s gone for such a bold bronze eye colour with the colourings of the dress
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...because she gets her makeup and outfit inspo from Ru Paul's Drag Race UK ☺
 

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justplaintired said:
Omfg she has to be trolling us. Sparkly converse? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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i hope that's a response to my suggestion that she shove her chunky orthopedic boots in a gift bag to take along with her to dance in and she thinks she is WINNING at trolling the trolls 🐮 🛍 - but in reality, we all know she is being totally serious, and plans to have Sharky wrestle her feet put of those hideous golden spray-painted pasta shoes as they sit around the table in the middle of the reception, exposing her gross trotters to everyone, as she changes into her sparkly converse high-tops, the laces wrapped tightly around her calves to wear for her aggressive dancing and howling along to the songs at top volume while filming herself as she does - and it will be the usual aggressive gurning, as she will have been downing cocks all afternoon. may not quite be the hilarity of her stomping around the dance floor in those chunky boots, but the clashing glittery converse-not to mention the pasta shoes themselves - are hilarious fashion faux pas in themselves, and i cannot wait both for ruining the wedding photos with her gaudy, clashing outfit, luminous grellow hair and the way she'll be shoving herself to the front of every photo, shouldering even the bride out of the way to take the limelight, but also the inevitable "mummy meltdown" when she realises Sharky's whole family are laughing at her behind her back. who needs entertainment when your son/brother/uncle etc married a clown! 🤣🤣
 
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