Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

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moose622 said:
🐄 👜 s I'm here to report a HORRIFYING moment this morning...so I'm a published author (I was an academic, I write books now on related things) IMAGINE my horror upon finding one of my books on the next rack over from the Grellow one's pamphlet?!


However I will say mine was on a lovely display of 'local authors' work and hers was in what can only be described as 'rubbish gag gifts you'd buy someone you don't care about'
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ha, although I can imagine your horror at seeing your own book anywhere near babs' attempts at literature, you aPsolutely WIN! another insanely clever 🐮🛍 for unsuccessful author/teacher/influenza/mother/functioning adult babs to envy! 🎉

gotta love that she still describes her pamphlet as "top-charting" - casually not mentioning the totally unrelated category on amazON that it was listed in - when her flop of an attempt at rhyme is regularly spotted at bargain prices in discount stores, as stockists try desperately to flog it to unsuspecting customers! even the reviews on amazon are filled with people who describe themselves as loyal babettes and adoring fans sharing their regret at wasting money on such a crappy poetry pamphlet, despite it being penned by their KWEEN, with people having returned it or warning others not to bother wasting their money! better still, that time she grief to take advantage of TT's book launch event in Waterstones by taking a load of her own pamphlets to try and flog alongside the recipe book that the audience were their to buy, hence the photos on Waterstones social media of babs sitting sulking at a behind a pile of her books, gobbling down all the samples of food that TT had provided as examples of her recipes, while all the audience queued to buy TT's and not hers! couldn't even give them away for free! 🤣🤣
 
Her hard grip around his waist and school boy Ste giving his wife the friend zone should hug.
 

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Rags2Riches said:
The caption 🤮🤮🤮 - thank you for giving me the confidence to wear colour, sparkles and floaty dresses that me feel like a process.

Oh Babs stfu, constantly banging on about the same tit. Absolute Beg. And Lurch’s tie does NOT match your dress.

Sorry to Lurch who has more of a personality, charisma and vocals than Stephen Conway could ever have.
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..."thank you for giving me the confidence"...?????

Yet her Insta Bio LITERALLY states ..."Body confident"... yes, CONFIDENT.

Make it make sense Emma, you thirsty attention seeking twit!
 
Hareandbear said:
Do we think the Wettonator is out yet?
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The poor people sharing a table with her.

She’s probably leaning over the table, showing them her cracking bum rack, eyes glazed, slurring her words, telling them she doesn’t drink whilst downing the last drop, how she used to wear two Wonderbras, dance on bars and get off her tits on Pro Plus and that she’s a published author who wrote a poetry book about mum life that was in the top 100 in the horticultural category.

Meanwhile squawking “Didn’t I Ste?!! Tell em’ Ste!” - with the occasional “….yeah…” thrown in by Ste.
 
Unicorn_Poop said:
How many drinks will tee total babs sink or will she be home stuffing the free cake by 8.30pm?
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guaranteed she'll be back at the hotel by now, aPsolutely manic and off her tits on a combination of alcohol and sugar, with Sharky desperately emptying out the snack-only suitcase to unearth the zipk ck bag of teabags, to make her a strong cup of sleepy tea, chucking in two teabags in the mug for good measure and hoping it will knock her out. he'll undoubtedly have packed the calpol as a last resort, desperate times when he is forced to share a hotel room with his wife!

the big questions i want answered is:

where will Steve sleep tonight?! a hotel room with one double bed and no children for babs to rope into an enforced "requested" sleepover - presumably she's chucked a pillow and her puffy duvet coat into the bath tub for Stevie to nest in. or he's hoping that she'll black out in a haze of alcohol and he'll be able to curl up at the bottom of the bed and spend the night on a real mattress! even sleeping beside the grellow one's trotters would be a treat, give his usual shedroom!

and if they are are spending the night in a premier inn - or similar - I predict that babs' morning pit story will involve a "how many sausages will Steve eat" pole prior to their breakfast, with cringe attempts at sexual innuendos and #thatswhatshesaid hashtags - followed by a photo of cut-out Sharky devoid of expression sitting in front of his plate of food, which babs has demanded he pose for before he is allowed to eat his food. and poor little E, his mother off to spend the night at his FaVoUrItE pLaCe oN eArTh - i hope she at least brings him back a hotel souvenir - a napkin or coaster or some other tat printed with the premiere inn logo or a pen that she's pocketed as a freebie! 🤣
 
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