Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

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Missymoo92 said:
Question - if she's not going until the evening why the duck is she doing her make up now?
Or is it an all day thing? If so, what about the kids? So many questions 😂
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I'm assuming as it's her brother in law getting married, they'd be invited to the whole shebang? Ceremony, reception, evening do.
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chipstick said:
So she's just doing exactly the same hair and makeup she does for a trip to Costco? 🫠
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She's doing the only hair and make up she knows how to do! Will it be a bright red lip or grey lips of death?? I can't stand how unless its a red, she doesn't seem to bother with lipstick!
 
Lady Doodle said:
I'm predicting the post about how weddings weren't as fancy the day she took Step Ladder hostage 🤣
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Who is she kidding? Only herself. Our wedding was a Christmas 1999 "we've been together yonks, let's tie the knot before the millenium" spectacular event. Just because her wedding was a bag of tit doesn't mean everyone else's was. Believe it or not, we even had a professional photographer and videographer... I know, right?!!!! She's such a basic witch 😂😂😂
 
GingerWhinger said:
Aww where are all the holding skirt poses? Has she left the Babettes waiting on an outfit reveal. I mean it's giving me time to chill some wine #grateful.

Oh & foofgate never happened yet more babby bullshit from the overgrown toddler.
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Foofgate is an absolute lie, your groin is not in shot whilst filming your face when you sit at a dressing table to do your make up. The woman is a compulsive liar, she must just think up things to lie about. So weird.
 
Lady Doodle said:
I'm predicting the post about how weddings weren't as fancy the day she took Step Ladder hostage 🤣
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as yes, way back in the 00s before cameras existed! 🤣

tbh, the way she captioned this morning's pit story as "wedding day!" - which, to anyone who had the misfortune to randomly stumbled across her stories would undersblt be misinterpreted of babs announcing that SHE is getting married today 🙄 - it seems very obvious she had big plans to steal the limelight. and certainly with spray-painted pasta glued to the front of her tacky gold shoes - art attack style, lots of PVA glue - her clashing toddler outfit will certainly compete with the bride's for attention.

not in a positive way though, more in a way where the bride's family were plotting how to distract the gaudy monstrosity during the wedding photos so that she doesn't ruin them with her garish outfit - luckily for them, they'd only have had to mention a buffet and she'd be long gone! the equivalent of a tying a stick to a donkey's head with a. carrot hanging just out of reach as motivation - except with babs, it's a selection of beige freezer food and sweets. 🤣🤣
 
Where’s the picture of the table with her and sharky holding hands as she’s talking about favours….favours??? Favours??? Have I just made that word up???? Are they a brummie thing??????? Maybe she’ll do a poll on wedding songs….and upload another cringeworthy video of flaccid ste singing a million love songs 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
 
ScrambledEggs said:
She'll post how amazing the day was along side her own wedding photo saying how it brought back memories so will make it about her. ..
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guaranteed there will be a babanory story about the groom's speech and how she was SHOOKETH that her and Sharky were mentioned by his brother as the #couplegoals relationship that him and his new wife look to as an example of true love and that their hostage-style wedding is what INSPIRED him to propose, as they can only hope their marriage will be filled with as much love and adoration as babs and Steve's. his bride will then jump to her feet, brushing sentimental tears from her eyes, as she presents her groom with a scrapbook of their love story - inspired by babs - all photos and doodled hearts.

babs will SCREAM. babs will weep. all the guests will clap and cheer. y'know, the usual. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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