Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

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She stands out like a pork chop in a Synagogue.

Her and Stephen are the peripherary embarrassing relatives, you can tell. She looks awkward A.F. & looks so cheap compared to the other ladies.

No wonder Step🪜Ste kept her a secret from his family for a whole year. They do look like they're a class above.
The space between the bride and bab is so very telling. Body language doesn’t lie Emma, it’s the same as how far 🦈 🦷 puts between you when you haven’t used the jaws of death to pull him closer to prove you love each other

my other half is not romantic at all, no pda nothing like that however in natural caught off guard photos or videos we’re always near each other or our bodies are turned towards each other naturally or we are caught looking at each other with love. Not pity or entrapment but a real deep connection how can she be so blind. I’m not sure I’ve explained this right but I hope you get what I mean.
she may as well live with a random man as the feelings would be the same
 
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Don't forget to also mention the snoring Babs 😉
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FML she has such bad taste in footwear, scratch that. She has no fashion sense at all, or any idea of how to put an outfit together does she? Although she thinks she looks great, I beg to differ - so thanks for the LOLs Babs.

Just so you know though Emma, you‘ll never be as classy as any of the women you’re photographed with - you can’t buy that, and if you could you wouldn’t take the advice anyway!

Leaving this here for posterity (and the LOLs)
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My god what a bleeping embarrassment! You know how everyone has that one drunk uncle at a wedding? Babs is the drink in law
 
The string quartet should’ve played Monster Mash for Babba the Hutt and
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Christ if she got anywhere near those candles she’d have been up like a Roman candle with all those synthetic fibres! Genuinely, the Conways look a classy bunch and you can imagine the subtle shared looks behind her as Babs stood there, in her clodhopper Converse and ill fitting toddler party frock, getting Ste to take her photo for the Gram..I’m cringing for her.
 
Stephanie and Tom, if you're reading this, your day looked amazing. Stephanie, you were a stunning bride. Just a word to the wise, although I'm sure you have already thought about this, but Aunty Babs will milk your lovely day for all she's worth so maybe a strong word in her ear that she's not Hello Magazine, and it's your day/photos/memories, and to reign her neck in.
 
Stephanie and Tom, if you're reading this, your day looked amazing. Stephanie, you were a stunning bride. Just a word to the wise, although I'm sure you have already thought about this, but Aunty Babs will milk your lovely day for all she's worth so maybe a strong word in her ear that she's not Hello Magazine, and it's your day/photos/memories, and to reign her neck in.
Just make sure it's her good ear, not her "infected" bad blocked ear 🙄
 
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