Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

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I bet she actually HATES these types of occasion, with extended family, especially on Stephens side, the small talk and chit chat about family, works etc etc that normally goes on. All she can offer is packing cubes and big pants from marks n sparks. The side eye she must get from everyone must be excruciating 😜
 
okay babs, we know you read here and will be checking for the 🐮🛍 opinions on your wedding outfit so you can take out advice and then attribute it to the babettes sending you DMs. wear the cerise pink jacket OR your puffy duvet coat. you can totally pull it off. definitely doesn't clash - and both would pair beautifully with the hideous statement gold shoes adorned with spray painted gold pasta and the mismatched earrings. you GO, kween! totally gonna upstage the bride and i cannot WAIT to see the magic mirror selfies or hear about the mummy meltdown when you realise other guests are mocking you - just remember, you said it's fine if people call you a bellend, as long as they do so behind your back. although I'm sure the babnory stories will be fabricated tales of compliments on your fashion skills and grellow hair. ✌🏻🍿
 
I bet she actually HATES these types of occasion, with extended family, especially on Stephens side, the small talk and chit chat about family, works etc etc that normally goes on. All she can offer is packing cubes and big pants from marks n sparks. The side eye she must get from everyone must be excruciating 😜

Lol, she'll be asking them if they saw her reel this week where she revealed her whole gunt.

Or if they saw the 'accidental' photo of her bending over on her coffee table and showing off her meaty tuck.

I bet all the husbands at the wedding will want to run off with Bab, as she is simply so irresistible 😍
 
I'm watching the slog. She really hates having to do something for Ethan. Every barbed comment about his collection, or nick naks, so sad!
the way you KNOW she is roleing her eyes off camera when she says he wanted to keep the majority of his knick knacks - just as she predicted! this, from the woman who has an entire ROOM filled with her tat hoard, which spills into the living room/kitchen/even the boxes shoved under little E's bed are filled with HER junk. with her as his mother, it's hardly surprising he doesn't want to throw stuff away! she's hardly an example of ruthless clear outs! she just can't resist taking every opportunity to be cruel about her little boy. 🙄
 
I can save you all some time 🐄 bags - don't bother watching todays vlog, it's just 33 minutes of her saying (on repeat) and I quote :

"I'm gonna go thoo this"

Yes, yet again, she's lost the ability to say the letter "R" just like she did in the "Bathoom" renovation vlogs 🙄
Why does she does this!? Does she think it makes her sound endearing 🤣
 
Same here, we've kept a few bits like football shirts, books and special teddies. We've been told we're more likely to be dog grandparents than have grandchildren, and that's fine, that's their choice. And they're only young yet, so might change their mind. Bring on the doggies

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I might have cat "grandchildren" tbf!! My attitude to the stuff I've held on to is that I'd have kept those bits for the memories anyway, and if I get to share them with a new generation of our family aren't I lucky!? Emma's absolute certainty that both her children are going to marry and have kids is INSANE to me!
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The way the world is heading, I do have concerns about the future for any potentional grandchildren I may have, so I genuinely have apathy about being a grandparent. Same as you - bring on the doggies 🐶🥰
Me too! On the one hand, yes it would be lovely, but on the other, what kind of world will it be!? Hopefully it's a while before I need to think about it too deeply.
 
Same here, we've kept a few bits like football shirts, books and special teddies. We've been told we're more likely to be dog grandparents than have grandchildren, and that's fine, that's their choice. And they're only young yet, so might change their mind. Bring on the doggies

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babs already announced herself as a "rat nan" when Ez had those pet rats - obviously Ethan's hamster didn't count as a "grand rodent" 🙄 - it's a shame she didn't take full advantage of her "nan" status, and let the rats roam her tat Christmas village or snuggle in the kids' baby clothes as if either of the E's do have children in the future - and grellowing babs is still alive at that point - it will likely be at a point where they have cut all contact with babs and don't allow her to spend time with her grandchildren to protect their privacy and emotional wellbeing. although they'd have to keep their address a secret too, or - after consuming her body weight in sugar and pro-plus to give her the energy - she'd drag herself out of the deep babs-shaped imprint in the sofa to relive her boyband stalking days, and stand outside on the street screaming wildly until the police arrive to escorts her home. again. 🤦🏻‍♂️
 
And of course mobile phones and photography didn't exist back then either!


I read that as "pornography!" Then realised it said "photography" 😂😂 how #bitrude of me 🙈

You know what I wish?? That someone in Ste's extended family (like a second cousin twice removed in law type thing) is a member of tattle 😆 wouldn't that be fun?! Imagine the tea ☕
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These a
It’s a spring dress. Ridiculous

Now now, in Babs land it's already spring! Almost summer! Living live on fast forward remember 😂
 
The big blue fluffy frumpy granny cost with the gold bow shoes though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come on 🙄🤦‍♀️
There's ALWAYS one at every single wedding who totally ruins the photos and this has just esrnt Babs that title 🤣🤦‍♀️
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I read that as "pornography!" Then realised it said "photography" 😂😂 how #bitrude of me 🙈

You know what I wish?? That someone in Ste's extended family (like a second cousin twice removed in law type thing) is a member of tattle 😆 wouldn't that be fun?! Imagine the tea ☕
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Now now, in Babs land it's already spring! Almost summer! Living live on fast forward remember 😂
There was someone on here a while ago who "claimed" to be friends with them but I was never convinced as they never said anything that wasn't just obvious generic stuff that we all already knew 🤷‍♀️
 
I read that as "pornography!" Then realised it said "photography" 😂😂 how #bitrude of me 🙈

You know what I wish?? That someone in Ste's extended family (like a second cousin twice removed in law type thing) is a member of tattle 😆 wouldn't that be fun?! Imagine the tea ☕
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Now now, in Babs land it's already spring! Almost summer! Living live on fast forward remember 😂
How does the frumpy flump manage to live life on fast forward but spend the rest of the time living in the past??
Could this be a side effect of spending years off her tits on pro plus?
Is it a brummy thing?
Does piri piri menopause cause this phenomenon?
 
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