Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

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Piri piri menopause

I’m so excited for the outfit reveal tomorrrow honestly there’s so many nice winter wedding guest dresses available in the sales at the moment and she’s had months to plan! I was kinda hoping for the turkey tinfoil dress to make an appearance

 

[Missymoo92]

The big blue fluffy frumpy granny cost with the gold bow shoes though
Come on
There's ALWAYS one at every single wedding who totally ruins the photos and this has just esrnt Babs that title
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There was someone on here a while ago who "claimed" to be friends with them but I was never convinced as they never said anything that wasn't just obvious generic stuff that we all already knew

Was that @Tweacle ?? Haven't heard from them for a while have we

 

[Klp86]

I can’t wait for the whole outfit reveal. It. Is. Going. To. Be. Hideous.
That awful dress just reminds of little girls Boden party dresses.

 

[Helmac79]

Im tempted to phone in sick for it, its going to be spectacular!

 

[Jackso]

Imagine though being that huffy cos people have obviously said that they don’t like the estate agent jackets with the dress and to wear a winter coat that you suddenly feel poorly. Absolute gif

 

[ScrambledEggs]

Has Steve been on a stag do? & has Emma been on a hen do .. that's assuming there is a bride & groom, maybe it's groom and groom and there was no stag party. I pretty sure if he'd been let loose on a stag weekend we'd have heard about it .

 

[Acorncollecter]

She will get up tomorrow, waffle for a bit looking like tit, do herself up in all the bling and orange make up, few pics in the magic mirror. And then radio silence for the rest of the day. Maybe a sleepy tea post later in the evening.

 

[muscadet]

Is she actually contemplating either of those jackets with that dress!! I knew her dress sense was awful but that takes the biscuit

 

[focusdochas]

My Nana god rest her soul was able to pull together a comfortable outfit for a wedding and look 100 times better. The last family wedding she attended she was still up at midnight and was adopted by a ton of guests. She was 88.

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Why is there such dramatic behaviour linked to an outfit for a wedding?

Either, recognise that you want to wear something new, go to the shops and purchase something. Or stick with what you have, but absolutely no need to plaster all of this over social media.

 

[Hareandbear]

Why is there such dramatic behaviour linked to an outfit for a wedding?

Either, recognise that you want to wear something new, go to the shops and purchase something. Or stick with what you have, but absolutely no need to plaster all of this over social media.

Sadly this is her career, she is making money now out of the most mundane day to day activities most of us ‘just do’

 

[SugarSnapBam]

babs already announced herself as a "rat nan" when Ez had those pet rats - obviously Ethan's hamster didn't count as a "grand rodent" - it's a shame she didn't take full advantage of her "nan" status, and let the rats roam her tat Christmas village or snuggle in the kids' baby clothes as if either of the E's do have children in the future - and grellowing babs is still alive at that point - it will likely be at a point where they have cut all contact with babs and don't allow her to spend time with her grandchildren to protect their privacy and emotional wellbeing. although they'd have to keep their address a secret too, or - after consuming her body weight in sugar and pro-plus to give her the energy - she'd drag herself out of the deep babs-shaped imprint in the sofa to relive her boyband stalking days, and stand outside on the street screaming wildly until the police arrive to escorts her home. again.

...This sent me into space

 

[coconochanel]

THOSE GOLD SHOES I cant!

 

[Rags2Riches]

Wedding Ready

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Wedding Ready

Omg I am DONE IN ⚰

 

[Jackso]

Wedding Ready

remember those books as kids where they had the little paper tags on clothes and you could dress them THAT!

 

[emme1122]

Wedding Ready

duck me, this is so funny

 

[muscadet]

I work in a nursery school and I don’t think the kids there would wear those shoes for dress up

 

[Booklover]

Wedding Ready

bleeping brilliant!

 

[shazbev]

Wedding Ready

bleeping hell I'm wheezing, laughing . I'd got plans tomorrow to meet up with my cousins for lunch- duck em, I'm gonna cancel and develop an "ear infection" ( IYKYK ), stay in me jim jams and refresh this thread every 2 minutes .