Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

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Lady Doodle said:
It could be worse!
She could be wearing the big ugly biker boots 🤦‍♀️
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ooh, i truly hope that the shoes she plans to shove in a gift bag and take along with her so she can change out of the gold pasta shoes when she wants to dance are her clumpy orthopedic boots! we know they are her dance shoes of choice - especially when she's been on the cocks and is in the mood to dance manically and aggressively, stomping and high kicks and utterly humiliating herself, unless Sharky has to launch himself at her, pin her to the ground and lay on top of her to try and calm her down before the Wettonator is realised and the wedding is ruined and then have to heard her out the reception by 7.30pm to ensure she is home with a mug of sleepy tea prior to her usual toddler bedtime, to avoid a tantrum due to overtiredness.

the golden pasta monstrosities are truly horrendous - but i would pay to see her pair her clumpy boots with that toddler party dress, strapped so tightly around her calves that the blood supply to her toes is hindered - whether she has bare legs or her gammon fishnets, i am all here for such a fashion blunder! 🍿🤣
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
ooh, i truly hope that the shoes she plans to shove in a gift bag and take along with her so she can change out of the gold pasta shoes when she wants to dance are her clumpy orthopedic boots! we know they are her dance shoes of choice - especially when she's been on the cocks and is in the mood to dance manically and aggressively, stomping and high kicks and utterly humiliating herself, unless Sharky has to launch himself at her, pin her to the ground and lay on top of her to try and calm her down before the Wettonator is realised and the wedding is ruined and then have to heard her out the reception by 7.30pm to ensure she is home with a mug of sleepy tea prior to her usual toddler bedtime, to avoid a tantrum due to overtiredness.

the golden pasta monstrosities are truly horrendous - but i would pay to see her pair her clumpy boots with that toddler party dress, strapped so tightly around her calves that the blood supply to her toes is hindered - whether she has bare legs or her gammon fishnets, i am all here for such a fashion blunder! 🍿🤣
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Aren’t they just vile 🤑

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And she’s already laying the foundations of “ I’m ill I have to go home soon”

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Emmalj44 said:
Get well soon x
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Thank you! I’m on the mend now who knew an almost 46 year old could get whooping cough nearly fell off my chair when the doc told me (after trying and failing for 3 days to get a gp appointment and having to go to urgent care as breathing became difficult)

However karma is definitely a tattler it’s torrential in Brum this morning her already lank hair is gonna drop from those rats tail curls and her make up will streak and that polyester dress? Man it’s gonna cling to the sausage like figure and by the time it dries out she’s gonna smell like wet dog.

And I’m here for it
 
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