Brummy Mummy #158 Tragedy

[Helmac79]

At the start of the vlog she says “how the devil are ya?” I’m sure there’s another influencer who starts like this, does anyone know who it is? It’s really bugging me

She used to start brums chums with it when she was pretending to be a DJ in her bedroom every morning
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PLEASE WEAR THE RED!

 

[Mingles1001]

She’s laying the foundations to slope off from the wedding early and still be applauded for being such a trooper

 

[NattyMoo]

Those jackets!!! Both tit, look cheap and nasty, don’t go with the (also awful) dress. And would you not have considered this more than 24 hours before the actual wedding

 

[Nadurath]

That bag is the most hideous bag I have ever seen in my life. Paired with hideous shoes and a dress that says maternity photo shoot in a forrest rather than wedding.

Proof that money can’t buy taste, but it can buy polyester blends to wear for all occasions.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

I had an ear infection a few years ago. Started with mild twinges of earache Christmas Day, progressively worse Boxing Day and by 6am the following morning I was sat outside the NHS walk in centre waiting for them to open and in so much pain I hadn’t slept all night. I ended up with a perforated eardrum and went completely deaf in that ear for several months. The doctor gave me strong antbiotics and co-codamol for the pain. The only pain I can compare it with is tooth abscess and labour. No way has she got an ear infection, she wouldn’t know where to put herself.
And Babs, neither jackets go with the revolting dress nor do the hideous shoes and bag. You’re welcome.

 

[Lady Doodle]

OH MY GOD EMMA NEITHER, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEITHER OF THEM GO WITH THAT FUGLY DRESS!!!

NEITHER!!!!!

 

[Maddogsmum]

Please wear the red/pink jacket Babs cos along with the hideous shoes and bag you will look even more hideous than you usually do and frankly it’s a miserable day here so I could do with a good laugh. By the way no one and I mean NO ONE gives a shiny tit what you are wearing to the wedding. And no one will care if you go or not. Hope that helps-witch.

 

[Allthecakes]

Nominating @Nadurath for a thread title

Money can’t buy taste just polyester blends to wear for all occasions
(shortened slightly!)

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

My eyes - that outfit combo! No matter which jacket she wears nothing can cover up enough of that vile highly flammable dress. And then the added accessories all chosen for the bling factor. The only thing any of these items have in common is their bargain basement price point.

 

[Lady Doodle]

The wedding shoes and bag are hideous!
They remind me of an Asda dressing up set my girls had when they were 3

 

[yellow_daisies]

I have questions.

1. Did little E have no say in the 2 day decluttering sesh other than picking his books.
2. Who plans so obsessively about what their grandchild(ren) will play with, when the 'father' is still currently only 11 himself.
3. Why did the adults (!) not check off what had been delivered, before the fitters arrived.
4. Why did she need to show his school uniform, which has such a unique colour combination. Oh hang on, we all know that detail already don't we.
5. Why was Stevo seen in the background putting clothes in 'their' wardrobe, when he doesn't sleep in there. Ever.
6. I rarely shop in Lush due to the nearest one being about 10 miles away - can I have a free box please Lush. I don't glorify DV or broadcast only buying your product when it's reduced.

I've kept a small box of books (all much loved stories and either my mums, mine, or my daughters originally) for any future grandchildren (IF we are blessed with them) in the hope that they will enjoy them as much as previous generations have. I've also kept a lovely wooden multi activity cube my daughter was given by my parents. I do not have boxes and boxes of old crap in the assumption that I'm DEFINITELY going to have a house full of grandchildren! She will have her tiny mind blown to smithereens when those kids get old enough to set their own course in life and it ISN'T a life identical to hers.

 

[SugarSnapBam]

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OH MY GOD EMMA NEITHER, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEITHER OF THEM GO WITH THAT FUGLY DRESS!!!

NEITHER!!!!!

Jeezus H Cry-st!!!!! Is she BLIND?!!! Apart from being ugly as duck and not co-ordinating WHATSOEVER, those jackets look like they're desperate to get back to 1983, especially the beige one OMFG

...and the hideous dress?., all I can say is Emma had better be careful, with all that cheap nasty fabric rubbing together she's in danger of lighting up like a human candle 🕯

 

[yellow_daisies]

Honestly? I thought I was looking at an ad for Oxfam! View attachment 2770829 q

On what planet do EITHER of those jackets go with that dress!?? Jesus, this is like when my colourblind husband tries to help me with me match things for our home or an outfit.

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

She hasn’t actually said she has ear ache though, just a wishy washy sound. She had a blocked ear, rather than an infection.

Imagine if she’s making all this fuss and she’s only going to the evening.

 

[yellow_daisies]

Of course she can’t afford a new wedding outfit for her brother in law’s wedding!! Instead she’s pulled out that dress which looks like a girl’s party dress and an array of non matching jackets

Smacks of a lame attempt at looking sustainable when really she's just too tight as it's for Stes family. If this was a concert or something for her, she'd be buying left right and centre!

 

[DLPJG]

Why does it have to be one of those two jackets? Surely a nice smart coat would be more appropriate??

 

[Ruby’s mum]

She hasn’t actually said she has ear ache though, just a wishy washy sound. She had a blocked ear, rather than an infection.

Imagine if she’s making all this fuss and she’s only going to the evening.

She said she has an ear infection which is usually accompanied by pain and treated with antibiotics. At most she has a build up of wax which has caused a blockage, hence the drops to soften it.

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Why is she wanting to wear (hideous) sandals in the winter? It’s freezing and wet outside. Is she going to wear tights with them!

 

[Gingysmummy]

She’s like a little girl playing dress up . The outfit is hideous . I don’t even own a blazer as they reek of estate agent, maybe they take her back to her raving days?

 

[Ruby’s mum]

Why is she wanting to wear (hideous) sandals in the winter? It’s freezing and wet outside. Is she going to wear tights with them!

Or socks?