Callan
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Wherever he gets a tax break, that stuff is for the regular folk to worry about.
Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun
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Wherever he gets a tax break, that stuff is for the regular folk to worry about.
Shutterbug99
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I haven't checked his Insta in a while, but just had a look and in a post from Oct 10th he said he was 'really considering' moving to Dubai.
I thought he couldn't see himself living anywhere but London? Pretty sure he said that at one point.
Pilatesgirl
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He 100% said he would never live anywhere but London. The only place I can see him relocating to is Cotswolds so he can pretend he is so rich and famous.
The guy is a complete knob. As if moving to Dubai is going to show he is so amazing and successful, but I bet he thinks it does. He won't cope for more than 5 minutes living away from all his dipshit 'bros' (mates, not brothers, as have no idea if they are dipshits!) and his tiny little Ealing circle.
Pilatesgirl
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OMG, that would be his 2nd best wet dream after looking at himself on the wall above his bed while having sex.
Nitfey
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He wants to find a place where he can charge people more and more money for his "training" service. He only wants to be rich and famous...and he will just end up being more deep fried. Guess he spooked all the "females" in London? He knows that Dubai is not technically a party place to get "females" right ?
Cherry Waves
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Personal trainers are a dime a dozen out in Dubai. Unless he’s secretly offering massages and happy ending after his training sessions, he’ll end up back in London in no time.
Lionsden
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He's too ugly for Dubai. He would need about ten cosmetic surgeries just to blend in.
MrAllSeeingEye
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From what I see of Dubai, a twit like him would fit right in.
louderforthecheapseats
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What’s happened to the dog 
Shutterbug99
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What’s happened to the dog
He's taking Roots with him. He mentioned it on his stories the other day.
Just saw the poll from the Nims thread and headed here!
Interesting to see how this will turn out. There's a reason why Dubai has to offer such incentives for people to live there. High tax countries like the UK often don't make it easy to just up and leave without trying to trip you up and pull you into tax.
Although he might love it there in a soulless new build as I doubt he makes use of what London has to offer. If gym and eating is all he does it ticks those boxes.
Interesting to see how this will turn out. There's a reason why Dubai has to offer such incentives for people to live there. High tax countries like the UK often don't make it easy to just up and leave without trying to trip you up and pull you into tax.
Although he might love it there in a soulless new build as I doubt he makes use of what London has to offer. If gym and eating is all he does it ticks those boxes.
MrAllSeeingEye
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I can literally feel my brain cells jumping of a cliff reading bradders words 
He works out then eats eggs and greek yoghurt - he says the same thing everyday!
Dubai is only a tolerable temperature for 3-4 months of the year and the air quality is awful. Good luck with that outdoor lifestyle!
He works out then eats eggs and greek yoghurt - he says the same thing everyday!
Dubai is only a tolerable temperature for 3-4 months of the year and the air quality is awful. Good luck with that outdoor lifestyle!
louderforthecheapseats
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The chat GPT is strong with this one
Those eggs look bland af, just like him. The egg breakfast is high protein maybe, but just a light sprinkling of salt and that's it. Must be so boring to eat.
Pilatesgirl
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As boring as his personality