Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

[louderforthecheapseats]

Get It Done pulling in all the big influencers for their event…think of the ones tagged the most followers they have is about 5k…they are all skinny blondes and gay men though so Bradders obviously keeping his options open

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Who’s joining Forky for a run then?

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Who’s joining Forky for a run then?

Errrr I think I’m washing my hair that day

 

[oshare]

Who’s joining Forky for a run then?

 

[coriander]

Roots is SO cute I love him

 

[xxxdmcxxx192830594]

It angers me so much that he’s constantly taking his dog out in the heat especially for a run! Wouldn’t be surprised if the poor thing got heat stroke

 

[Mrs.Scamander]

Is he still doing the "Q&A" things where he asks himself questions (usually about relationships) and then answers them? Or has he found something better to do with his time.

 

[holden9]

The voices in his head says he's a major catch, but I see a Russian mail order bride on the horizon. He's that toxic and gross

 

[GossipgalK8]

He really is bloody short isn't he

 

[Callan]

He really is bloody short isn't he

He does the same leg bend as Niomi lol. Nobody is getting rewards for being tall yet he's trying so hard.

 

[Nitfey]

White shoes for the festival

 

[oshare]

It's his own fault though isn't it? Like I truly don't get why everybody is so obsessed with height. He's not too tall for a man but that honestly isn't a problem at all imo, but people keep bringing it up because he's clearly very insecure about it and also keeps lying about it. It's so stupid of him lol. That always makes it worse doesn't it?

 

[Callan]

It's his own fault though isn't it? Like I truly don't get why everybody is so obsessed with height. He's not too tall for a man but that honestly isn't a problem at all imo, but people keep bringing it up because he's clearly very insecure about it and also keeps lying about it. It's so stupid of him lol. That always makes it worse doesn't it?

Totally, it drives attention to something that shouldn't even be an issue. Whatever height each person is then that's their height, there's no wrong or right lol, but he's so damn insecure and lies all over the internet about it.

 

[RunningAvocado]

He just had to throw that ps in there so no one’s confused about his stance on women

 

[oshare]

Again the extremely fake work set up that poor laptop is just a prop!

 

[LaraQ]

Who is he kidding?.He would give his left nut to be famous.

 

[Callan]

And that jab at women, so it's okay for him to kiss every girl on that show if he was there but not the other way around.

Please stay single forever Forky, you're a deplorable human being.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

God the thought that he might procreate. The world doesn’t need any more mysonginistic dickheads….the 1950s called and they want you back where you belong Bradders

 

[Lionsden]

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He just had to throw that ps in there so no one’s confused about his stance on women

Right. But he's the guy who likes to have sex with lots of blondes before he settles down with a brunette. Forky is the skank here, not the women.

 

[Pilatesgirl]

His story in Glastonbury was originally that he didn't rate it and if it wasn't for Coldplay and some other band it wouldn't have been worth it. I mean seriously, what an idiot