Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

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So he's been on another freebie today..bore off. But the photo on his stories of him on the helicopter with a woman... he's desperate for people to be like "oooh does he have a new GF" when the reality is he's posed himself sat next to some poor unassuming woman also on a freebie 😂...he's so lame.
 
Meanwhile, Caveman is getting it done. I always marvel at how short his legs are in relation to his torso.

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It looks like he is on holiday with the entire Dunton family, so she's probably not his partner. Maybe the younger, dark-haired woman in the photo is? But I think he's still single.
 
Lionsden said:
It looks like he is on holiday with the entire Dunton family, so she's probably not his partner. Maybe the younger, dark-haired woman in the photo is? But I think he's still single.
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That’s his brothers girlfriend, who’s stood behind him. And the other girl is his young cousin, so Bradders literally has no one to go to Ibiza with this summer apart from his immediate family, you’d think a man of his calibre would have no issues finding holiday companions…
Notice he’s also offering 25% discount on his coaching, that’s a hefty discount. Maybe business isn’t exactly booming
 
louderforthecheapseats said:
So Bradders trying to pretend he’s some sort of high value man with his fancy Ibiza villa and his shower and laptop shots but the reality is he’s a 30 year old man on holiday with his Mum and Dad 😂😂
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Pahahaha this is brilliant!

And I know I've said it before but why oh why must he hitch his one short leg up like some sort of show dog! Jesus he'd shag himself if he could wouldn't he.
 

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louderforthecheapseats said:
But judging by his holiday companions it appears no one else would 🤣🤣
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True. 😁
Not to defend him or anything, but I do think it's nice to go on vacation with family and friends. The problem is, Forky would never make himself vulnerable by talking about the difficulties of finding a life partner, instead he says he's only single because he isn't ready to settle down yet. But meanwhile he's shagging lots of blondes before her settles down in his sixties (looking eighty) with a brunette 25-year old.
 
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