Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

[holden9]

He's a classic Dubai fuckboi

 

[Lionsden]

Things just got a little scammy. It looks like Forky is dabbling in mentoring / life coaching. What is it with these people that they can't stick to decent work?

 

[Huckleberry]

THAT'S ENOUGH SLICES COACHES!!!

 

[gmik8210]

Is he in Dubai now too?
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Also what could this dipshit possibly coach anyone on apart from getting naked on beaches?

 

[Maladyabound]

It's at moments like these that I really miss the drooling face of idiocy from GOMI.
Make a list of tasks. Start on first task. I mean take my money this advice is solid gold.

 

[Callan]

He needs to stop getting dressed on camera, nobody wants to see his banana hammock while he's making this poor man's constipated James Bond wanna be face. He's so barfy it's unreal. And what is it with Nims dating coaches, fraud attracts fraud I guess.

 

[Yel]

Bradders cosplaying working hard is always hilarious

He's bobbing up and down like driftwood stuck a dam. While his neck is crooked and has terrible ergonomics, no one is "working" like that for more than 2 mins to check emails.

You'd have to be a complete fool to pay him for "masterclasses" in becoming an online coach. All he posts is to workout and eat protein. Saved you £250 a month (I'm guessing that's what he'll charge!)

 

[Pilatesgirl]

OK everyone, please be nice. Why would you not use a 30 year old guy from West London with so much life experience as your 'life coach'? He has so much to offer and could really help you change your life. And if he can't help you then you can always try his sister who has even more to offer as she published a cookbook which included a bacon sandwich. Please people be kind and support the Simmonds siblings as they can help your change your life.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Things just got a little scammy. It looks like Forky is dabbling in mentoring / life coaching. What is it with these people that they can't stick to decent work?

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He’s setting up a mentoring business, so telling people that want to be coaches how to be coaches but like the app he’s about a year later than his peers (James Smith, Sean Casey that I can think of both have done this very successfully) but it’ll be amusing to see how he tries to sell himself as better than them

 

[Yel]

He works out then eats eggs and greek yoghurt - he says the same thing everyday!

I wasn't even exaggerating - he's just posted another video today talking about buying Greek yogurt, eggs, fruit and olive oil in an exciting feed post about what to buy at the supermarket

 

[Lionsden]

I wasn't even exaggerating - he's just posted another video today talking about buying Greek yogurt, eggs, fruit and olive oil in an exciting feed post about what to buy at the supermarket

Influencers always think their followers are even dumber than they are. He probably thinks he is helping people by repeating these simple things every day. It probably took him ages to learn, too. Now he will proudly talk about those good foods every day! Yay!

 

[Yel]

Influencers always think their followers are even dumber than they are. He probably thinks he is helping people by repeating these simple things every day. It probably took him ages to learn, too. Now he will proudly talk about those good foods every day! Yay!

Yep, always the dimmest people who overestimate how intelligent they are and think everyone else is dumber.

I haven't checked his profile in must be a year or so and it's exactly the same basic as hell stuff repeated endlessly. Greek yogurt with berries and eggs

I must write down this olive oil and avocados that he says have healthy fats

 

[blurstoftimes]

I wasn't even exaggerating - he's just posted another video today talking about buying Greek yogurt, eggs, fruit and olive oil in an exciting feed post about what to buy at the supermarket

i am just picturing all the various influencers in that supermarket getting in each other's way while they film their identical 'what i eat in a day' videos. must be a lot of traffic around the organic eggs area!

 

[oshare]

Yep, always the dimmest people who overestimate how intelligent they are and think everyone else is dumber.

I haven't checked his profile in must be a year or so and it's exactly the same basic as hell stuff repeated endlessly. Greek yogurt with berries and eggs

I must write down this olive oil and avocados that he says have healthy fats

Oh- but the avocados have to be produced locally in London, I believe? or wherever else in the UK it was?, remember?

 

[Yel]

Oh no has forky got a female? There goes Niomis chance of him to save her from another barley bum

If only influencers had any regulation, forky must break the rules every day about saying vague stuff like PR when it needs to say ad or advert

 

[Imah]

She looks about 18 - so nice and young like the creep likes them lol.

I don’t think he’d ever go back to Niomi, he’s a total misogynist so wouldn’t have some warped view on her being ruined

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I’d love to see his passport, he looks at least 10 years older than he claims to be. And he needs to get himself some decent skincare

 

[LaraQ]

Bagged himself a nice,young female. I'm just surprised she isn't blonde.

 

[Lionsden]

Bagged himself a nice,young female. I'm just surprised she isn't blonde.

I guess it's serious then, he's ready to settle down?

 

[LolitaBlah]

I don't know who this woman is, but I know that she has no self respect to be dating this loser.