Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

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In his mind there is a long queue of Females waiting for him to be ready to settle. When in fact there is just one big nothing as he is an idiot , when he opens his mouth everyone is just immediately finding the exit route. Delusions of a Ham man.

Just weird how he thinks everything has to be aligned just right in his life then the dream female will just show up. That's not how life works lol.
 
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As someone from one of these countries: 🤢🤢

I’m gonna bet it’s “a good match” for him because we’re stereotypically tall, thin, blond and blue eyed
 
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As someone from one of these countries: 🤢🤢

I’m gonna bet it’s “a good match” for him because we’re stereotypically tall, thin, blond and blue eyed
He's deluded if he believes that. Women from these countries are far too independent to subscribe to the narrow, traditional views he holds. He would have more luck with women from eastern Europe or other countries that are a bit weaker economically, because they might see a guy like Forky as a means to move to a country with more wealth and opportunity. But these women are usually very smart and savvy, and will dump the guy who chose them from a catalogue as soon as they have acquired citizenship. Better stick to the dumbest local girl you can find, Forkboy, if you want to have a few nice years of marriage before she comes to her senses.
 
I'm a member of a group on Facebook that posts red flags and tea on potential dates in my city, including posts from girls asking if so and so is real or a catfish. I just opened up Facebook and look who assaulted my eyes! Someone is catfishing as our favourite Iberian ham on Bumble in my North American city😂

They found out through a reverse image search that it's a catfish using his pics haha.
 

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I'm a member of a group on Facebook that posts red flags and tea on potential dates in my city, including posts from girls asking if so and so is real or a catfish. I just opened up Facebook and look who assaulted my eyes! Someone is catfishing as our favourite Iberian ham on Bumble in my North American city😂

They found out through a reverse image search that it's a catfish using his pics haha.

Poor Roots being used by a catfish 🤣
 
I'm a member of a group on Facebook that posts red flags and tea on potential dates in my city, including posts from girls asking if so and so is real or a catfish. I just opened up Facebook and look who assaulted my eyes! Someone is catfishing as our favourite Iberian ham on Bumble in my North American city😂

They found out through a reverse image search that it's a catfish using his pics haha.
Lou, 35? Bratley is 29, right? But he looks much older than 35.
 
This man gives the worst advice. Running is one of the most accessible exercises (in terms of cost cause in reality to start you don’t need much) and of course the first thing he says is you need expensive shoes?! This is so not needed. A good supportive pair can be found at a cheap price but also for beginners you can just use what you have. Such a weird way to make running elitist (heck people have won marathons barefoot. I don’t recommend obviously but still). Also why not recommend couch to 5k?! A proven app that has helped thousands of people run. Ugh
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This man gives the worst advice. Running is one of the most accessible exercises (in terms of cost cause in reality to start you don’t need much) and of course the first thing he says is you need expensive shoes?! This is so not needed. A good supportive pair can be found at a cheap price but also for beginners you can just use what you have. Such a weird way to make running elitist (heck people have won marathons barefoot. I don’t recommend obviously but still). Also why not recommend couch to 5k?! A proven app that has helped thousands of people run. Ugh
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I wanted to say the same think. It should be a pair of good running shoes. Expensive doesn't always mean good, but we know to Brad it does, the more expensive the better
 
What is he now, relationship expert??? He absolutely wrote that question himself, sounds exactly like him, right down to the grammar.
The value of a man increases with age and because of his financial status? And I guess a woman's value decreases because she looses her looks / youth / child bearing ability? This guy is disgusting. He's probably on masculinist's forums a lot, it definitely sounds like he gets his "wisdom" there. :sick::sick::sick:
 
The value of a man increases with age and because of his financial status? And I guess a woman's value decreases because she looses her looks / youth / child bearing ability? This guy is disgusting. He's probably on masculinist's forums a lot, it definitely sounds like he gets his "wisdom" there. :sick::sick::sick:

Omg I didn't even think of that when I was reading his comment, but that's exactly what he's saying. Terrible.
 
Omg I didn't even think of that when I was reading his comment, but that's exactly what he's saying. Terrible.
The fact that he thinks in these categories, and believes a person's "value," attractiveness, and lovability depend on specific factors, is just very sad. He doesn't seem to believe that people just love others for intrinsic / inherent values. We all have ideas about what we find attractive and what we would wish for in a partner, but we all know that, in the end, we can end up with someone quite different from what we imagined simply because we love them for who they are, not because they fit into some fixed category, like a certain age, profession, non-smoker, whatever. Bradley is mentally and emotionally stunted. And a misogynist asshole.
 
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