Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

[LaraQ]

His women online clients oh dear Bradders Didn't you learn from the last time you wrote that? I think you need someone to proof read your posts before they go out. Maybe Connie can help out....

Female online clients.

 

[Callan]

Omg this moron is not a doctor nor a dietitian, to see him "prescribe" the exact same diet to all women just because they are 45+ is redonk.

I bet to him any chick over 35 looks like this -

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

His women online clients oh dear Bradders Didn't you learn from the last time you wrote that? I think you need someone to proof read your posts before they go out. Maybe Connie can help out....

Have you seen Connie’s posts…she’s not the female for the job either

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Bradders loving himself and the attention from his harem as he dances in front of them. That (sunburnt) face says it all.

 

[oshare]

BUT THAT FACT HE WAS AT ROLLING FORK I'M-

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Anyone want to point out that the Macarena is not salsa

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

And this! I bet the token guy doesn’t get woken up by a shirtless Bradley miming to Heard it Through the Grepevine

 

[Nitfey]

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Bradders loving himself and the attention from his harem as he dances in front of them. That (sunburnt) face says it all.

My ovaries just ran away...is he pooing or trying force the growth of a braincell? If this is how he tries to get "females", no wonder he is single....
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Dude looks like going through middle-aged crisis...looking extremely old

 

[Callan]

He's allergic to wearing clothes, just like Niomi.

 

[Mrs.Scamander]

I'm VERY curious who would actually *pay money* to spend time with this slimy piece of Spam.

 

[Callan]

I'm VERY curious who would actually *pay money* to spend time with this slimy piece of Spam.

Ahahhaa almost choked on my tea. Yes for sure.

 

[AshMay]

Oh god I'd be locking that door, who would want to be jumpscared awake like that!

 

[CallItAsItIs]

Unfortunately, his stories popped up on my feed. But now I have to wonder if he uses that Veet to ensure he has a smooth chest.

 

[holden9]

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Bradders loving himself and the attention from his harem as he dances in front of them. That (sunburnt) face says it all.

MR BUTTERS doing the macarena

 

[Callan]

Unfortunately, his stories popped up on my feed. But now I have to wonder if he uses that Veet to ensure he has a smooth chest.
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And his toe fungus spray. We've seen his toes, he should have bought a larger size.

 

[Callan]

I put this in the Niomi thread but I swear, he sends himself these questions, too hilarious not to share here as well.

 

[Lionsden]

I put this in the Niomi thread but I swear, he sends himself these questions, too hilarious not to share here as well.

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... In the meantime, he'll take another friend with benefits on vacation. I can't understand why he wants to advertise himself as a fuckboy. And does he really think that when he is ready to commit, he can just decide to get married within two years? He's simply an idiot. A relationship is just another goal to tick off his list. Developing a meaningful relationship is secondary. Guess what? People meet their partner while studying at university, working a demanding job, caring for their kids, or building a business all the time. You don't need to make a schedule for when you have the capacity for it. Well, unless you are Spam with one brain cell I guess.

 

[holden9]

Mr. Butter's ideal woman: Duck lips, fit, submissive, vain and stupid.

If you're missing any of these attributes, you are not his kind of woman.

 

[LaraQ]

Mr. Butter's ideal woman: Duck lips, fit, submissive, vain and stupid.

If you're missing any of these attributes, you are not his kind of woman.

Female.Woman implies he sees them as actual people,which he doesn't.

 

[Callan]

Female.Woman implies he sees them as actual people,which he doesn't.

Maybe it's his subconscious giving him away, he doesn't seem clever enough.