Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

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Bradders and his worshippers lol

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Callan said:
Bradders and his worshippers lol

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aw bless, his fav activity. Talking about himself.

I feel the “getting Lost in the Jungle” story isn’t as impressive as he thinks? If someone told me about it I’d just think they were stupid for wasting resources and time by doing something incredibly moronic. Imagine going on a trek and 1. Not sticking with your tour guide and 2. Not following simple, basic principles like staying where you are.
 
cee-bee said:
aw bless, his fav activity. Talking about himself.

I feel the “getting Lost in the Jungle” story isn’t as impressive as he thinks? If someone told me about it I’d just think they were stupid for wasting resources and time by doing something incredibly moronic. Imagine going on a trek and 1. Not sticking with your tour guide and 2. Not following simple, basic principles like staying where you are.
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And wearing your phone battery down to 5% while taking selfies and waiting on your rescue.
 
louderforthecheapseats said:
I can’t roll my eyes hard enough at the pictures of the retreat. Lots of skinny blondes all hoping they’ll be the next ‘lucky’ lady and Bradders walking round like some sort or preying mantis…bet he doesn’t sit down for dinner with either the token bloke or the chubbier girls who’ve been shoved at the back so as not to ruin the aesthetic
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Lol seriously, it's like they are all vying to be the next Ex Mrs. Simmonds.
 
Shutterbug99 said:
Are there any guys at the retreat? Seems to be all young FEMALES.

What a shame Nims isn't back in her beloved Bahhhli, she could have joined him in the retelling of their Mauritius adventure. Good times!
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I haven't seen a single dude and I looked. He had another shot in his stores if the food hall I guess, no food in sight, just more girls and he said "come get your protein"... by now I wasn't sure if he was talking about food or if now he refers to women as protein...
 
louderforthecheapseats said:
There’s one bloke been in a few videos who looks like he may be gay and hoping to turn Bradders
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Oh snap, love that. Can you guys even imagine Bradders setting up one of his Donkey Kong events thinking it's all going to be thirsty ladies and it's a room full of hot gay dudes. I'm curious if he'd be able to go through his little GIT ET DONE routine, since they are regular paying customers and all, I can't picture him being a professional in that case, since he's been more than clear how he feels about other people. He'd probably lie and say he had diarrhea again or something and cancel.
 
Callan said:
Oh snap, love that. Can you guys even imagine Bradders setting up one of his Donkey Kong events thinking it's all going to be thirsty ladies and it's a room full of hot gay dudes. I'm curious if he'd be able to go through his little GIT ET DONE routine, since they are regular paying customers and all, I can't picture him being a professional in that case, since he's been more than clear how he feels about other people. He'd probably lie and say he had diarrhea again or something and cancel.
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Donkey Kong has to be in the next thread title, no?! Please.
 
Callan said:
Ahh my eyes lol, was wondering what Donkey Kong was up to and this ad just fried my eye balls.. dude really thinks she's hot tit lol. He's always trying to look to tough and he just looks constipated and annoyed and as if he just got dumped, AGAIN.

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I didn't read the deodorant part at first and I thought the AD was for condoms 🥴 :sick: "an easy night is important" and "Sure non stop protection". Excuse me I need to puke :sick:
 
Thats-what-she-said said:
I don’t disagree with that and as mentioned I know it’s a complex conversation especially as what appears in OF and social media is a spectrum anyway. But it felt unnecessary to list that as an instant caveat, it wasn’t part of the question and I don’t think it would have crossed anyone’s mind but he brought it straight up almost like that is the only way he can imagine a woman being more successful than him. Especially when he capitalising off his own body all the time. I take issue with the hypocrisy, But that’s just my take
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Also goes to show he only equates success as money with the OF comment.
 
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