Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

[TheGlossy]

He’s in Miami. Suits him - he’s in his element over there

 

[LaraQ]

He’s in Miami. Suits him - he’s in his element over there

Florida is the dumbest state in the US,so yeah,he'll fit right in.

 

[Nitfey]

Fried ham but make it USA BBQ style!!

 

[CallItAsItIs]

So Forky’s now shilling skincare? This is more like an example of either ‘what *not* to do,’ or a cautionary tale of what happens when you bake like a ham in the sun. He’s not even 30 yet. Yeesh.

 

[Lionsden]

What's happening to his hairline?

 

[LaraQ]

So Forky’s now shilling skincare? This is more like an example of either ‘what *not* to do,’ or a cautionary tale of what happens when you bake like a ham in the sun. He’s not even 30 yet. Yeesh.
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Yes please.I too would like deep lines on my forehead before I turn 30.

 

[Nitfey]

What's happening to his hairline?

Disappearing like his skin elasticity

 

[Callan]

He spends all his time waxing and tanning his chest ( I mean look at his hairy arms in comparison) than on his Spam fried face. He spends a lot of time in the sun and drinks, also could be bad genes which can explain A LOT. Don't have kids Forky, thanks.

 

[Lionsden]

He spends all his time waxing and tanning his chest ( I mean look at his hairy arms in comparison) than on his Spam fried face. He spends a lot of time in the sun and drinks, also could be bad genes which can explain A LOT. Don't have kids Forky, thanks.

And he spends very little time eating fruits and vegetables because he's a caveman that needs PRRROTEIN.

 

[Callan]

And he spends very little time eating fruits and vegetables because he's a caveman that needs PRRROTEIN.

I think he eats anything that makes him look good in his eyes and he seriously looks like someone who lives on water pills to look "ripped" I've had friends do that stuff before beach holidays, mostly for good IG photos bonkers... explains why he always looks so dehydrated.

 

[cee-bee]

Saw this n thought of Bradley

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Sorry, please explain to me how being born and bred in Ealing has meant he has been able to thrive from the get go???

 

[Nitfey]

Sorry, please explain to me how being born and bred in Ealing has meant he has been able to thrive from the get go???

Fried ham from the block? I'm not from UK so I had to check....and I don't get it.

 

[Pilatesgirl]

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Fried ham from the block? I'm not from UK so I had to check....and I don't get it.

Oh no I just meant why does he think being London born and bred means he has been able to thrive from get go.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Oh no I just meant why does he think being London born and bred means he has been able to thrive from get go.

What he should have said is he lived on the bank of mummy and daddy

 

[Callan]

He was never poor, that must have helped.

 

[kaaa2]

Oh no I just meant why does he think being London born and bred means he has been able to thrive from get go.

I think he meant because he was staying with his mum and dad he could save up to buy somewhere whereas others who pay rent have it harder? Maybe wrong take thou

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

“I was able to thrive from the get go” = I was an entitled young adult with the bank of Mum and Dad plus paying no rent, which meant I could get a head start where many others struggle and can’t get anywhere near the property ladder.

 

[Callan]

“I was able to thrive from the get go” = I was an entitled young adult with the bank of Mum and Dad plus paying no rent, which meant I could get a head start where many others struggle and can’t get anywhere near the property ladder.

Yep and same guy who calls people lazy if they aren't successful or skinny enough.

 

[Whatever123]

Sorry, please explain to me how being born and bred in Ealing has meant he has been able to thrive from the get go???

Him and his sister think Ealing is the most amazing place on earth. It’s embarrassing. Especially when the sister can’t even afford to buy there.