JarvisCockerSpaniel
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Guessing no one has gifted her that YoYo yet.
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Don’t worry Ash, we already knew that
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what a difference 2 months, and a tit load of Botox makes. Lovely day x
my new favourite thanks to @BirkenheadTranny - horrible slag
My daughter was born October 2020, we’d taken her the pub while her dad was on Pat leave. She’s off her headNever known anyone to go on about lockdown so much!
Also correct me if I’m wrong but pretty sure you could meet people by now? I was definitely doing baby classes in May with my LO who is same age as Alf so would seem odd she couldn’t meet her parents/friends etc
agree with everyone else it’s bloody weird to have your baby to strangers sit at least a metre away from them and then film it?!
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My daughter was born October 2020, we’d taken her the pub while her dad was on Pat leave. She’s off her head
Ditto. My husband was allowed with me through all the birthing stuff, stayed after my LO was born, and we got discharged the same day.My daughter was born October 2020, we’d taken her the pub while her dad was on Pat leave. She’s off her head
Catching up with old car crAsh and my christ, what is she on?!
“Ada is my priority” - no mention of Alf.
Knowing she had the gig long enough to have ordered two dresses and made time that, fannied about at her family bbq while she had plenty of people to look after Ada, made time to book and sit for hair and make-up but making out like she had to do her playlist on the day, while caring for Ada because being A “busy working mum” is so difficult to meet deadlines. No mention of what she did while Ada’s napped.
Having to work to provide for her family while spending a fortune on dresses, hair and make-up and childcare - how much is she left with after all that?
Being a face of RSV while passing her baby to strangers for no reason so that she can rant about the pandemic and travel again.
Again, saying there’s no help or physio for mums on the NHS despite being told multiple times that there is. (Her Physio llegedly agreeing, she should know better)
Asking her mate how baby is sleeping which I don’t know but suspect lead to her giving unsolicited advice about sleep not being linear.
“How much time did you waste feeling insecure about parts of your body that you now know are perfectly normal? I know I've spent way too much time from such a young age.
I wish making content like this was irrelevant actually because we didn't even focus on our bodies. We just appreciated having them.
I certainly want my children to grow up with a better mindset. I know it starts with me”
Gets Botoxed to the hilt
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My daughters a month younger than Alf and by April we were meeting friends/families in parks and by May baby classes had resumed and indoor things. So by the time Alf was Ada’s age things had opened up
She probably had to listen to Capital FM or something on the day to work out what was currentI realise that I’m not a superstar DJ so I don’t know how these things work, but couldn’t she have sorted her music out before yesterday so she wasn’t so ‘overwhelmed’ by not having enough time?
Also she started bringing Alf to baby swim but stopped because she hated other mums … they all asked/were competitive about sleep. She says while bragging about her babies sleep and asking friends how their babies are sleeping!She moans about the lack of baby groups she could go to with Alf to meet other mums because of covid but…how many baby groups has she been to so far with Ada?
I thought this. She could put headphones on when Ada is asleep instead of watching MAFS all nightI realise that I’m not a superstar DJ so I don’t know how these things work, but couldn’t she have sorted her music out before yesterday so she wasn’t so ‘overwhelmed’ by not having enough time?