Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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Omgg he’s so dense I can’t quite believe it. What’s the point in using a reusable straw if you’re gonna get a DISPOSABLE CUP?
He’s just jumped on the bandwagon of reusable straws without actually thinking about it. Plus, if he actually wanted to make a difference he should stop eating fish! Equipment from fishing accounts for nearly 50% of plastic waste in the ocean but sure, use a reusable straw [emoji23][emoji85]
 
wouldn't it be the same as donating old underwear, which is a no-no?
He did say in a vlog he charitied his old underwear, did correct himself just after saying it. I think it just outs them that their word for the bin is charity.

I can't deal with all these basic people thinking they're saving the world using a reusable straw a couple of times😣.

Feel sorry for Zoe and her posting old holiday pics with Alfie of them in Greece. Off on two lads holidays back to back. But she needs to do something and dump him.
 
He did say in a vlog he charitied his old underwear, did correct himself just after saying it. I think it just outs them that their word for the bin is charity.

I can't deal with all these basic people thinking they're saving the world using a reusable straw a couple of times😣.

Feel sorry for Zoe and her posting old holiday pics with Alfie of them in Greece. Off on two lads holidays back to back. But she needs to do something and dump him.

Just like the "charity" he does by putting a quid in a busker's hat while using him/her for content. He sucks so hard. He's such a big offender with all the plastic tat he hoards, but sure, use a straw and all is undone, you're green, mate.

I actually just finished a mini essay on Zoe's need to dump him on her thread :ROFLMAO:

Yeah Zoe tried to tell him that and he was like but I washed and folded it all. I sometimes genuinely think he’s a bit slow
A smart guy wouldn't have gotten those teeth :ROFLMAO:
 
Just like the "charity" he does by putting a quid in a busker's hat while using him/her for content. He sucks so hard. He's such a big offender with all the plastic tat he hoards, but sure, use a straw and all is undone, you're green, mate.

I actually just finished a mini essay on Zoe's need to dump him on her thread :ROFLMAO:


A smart guy wouldn't have gotten those teeth :ROFLMAO:
He’ll think he’s giving the buskers free exposure and that’s enough.
 
Most op shops I've found take bras and togs in good condition. I'll buy a bra if it's still got original tags on it, I figure it hasn't been worn more than if it were in the normal shops *shrugs*
EDIT: Also how insane is it that he's talking about being sustainable with the straw when he's literally supporting fast fashion by getting new swimwear each summer?
 
Most op shops I've found take bras and togs in good condition. I'll buy a bra if it's still got original tags on it, I figure it hasn't been worn more than if it were in the normal shops *shrugs*
EDIT: Also how insane is it that he's talking about being sustainable with the straw when he's literally supporting fast fashion by getting new swimwear each summer?
New EVERYTHING for EVERY season/ event / situation
 
Most op shops I've found take bras and togs in good condition. I'll buy a bra if it's still got original tags on it, I figure it hasn't been worn more than if it were in the normal shops *shrugs*
EDIT: Also how insane is it that he's talking about being sustainable with the straw when he's literally supporting fast fashion by getting new swimwear each summer?
My understanding is that we’re talking about old stuff he “charited”, not things with tags on, which would obviously be new.
In any case, he creates a lot of waste and one reusable straw isn’t the solution. He just did the bare minimum and wants a medal. Same as with every other facet of his life.
 
Was watching the God awful fake tan vlog, then bam, he "jumps in" to plug a bleeping AD, Jesus Christ, the in your face forcing of that AD into the video was horrendous. How after so many years has he still not learnt how to make something that has some semblance of flow within the overall video.

But honestly, him going to gaming events is a joke, he is not a gamer and has zero interest in videos games. He shouldn't have been invited to the gaming event. It's called Resonate, just perfectly timed to get me confused between Resonate Gaming thing and Regenerate UK Charity. He seriously showed how much he cares about the money with this AD insert, nothing natural or flowing about that. It was a joke.

Also had the unfortunate effect of having to see Alfie in his nappy Supreme boxers that are at least one size too big for him. :sick::sick::sick::sick:🤮🤮🤮
 
Was watching the God awful fake tan vlog, then bam, he "jumps in" to plug a bleeping AD, Jesus Christ, the in your face forcing of that AD into the video was horrendous. How after so many years has he still not learnt how to make something that has some semblance of flow within the overall video.

But honestly, him going to gaming events is a joke, he is not a gamer and has zero interest in videos games. He shouldn't have been invited to the gaming event. It's called Resonate, just perfectly timed to get me confused between Resonate Gaming thing and Regenerate UK Charity. He seriously showed how much he cares about the money with this AD insert, nothing natural or flowing about that. It was a joke.

Also had the unfortunate effect of having to see Alfie in his nappy Supreme boxers that are at least one size too big for him. :sick::sick::sick::sick:🤮🤮🤮
I loved how he was like ‘my friend tom’ and Karl.... Karl is Tom syndicates brother in law. He’s probably met him once at joes birthday party. Trying to be in with who he perceives as ‘cool kids’ again.
 
I loved how he was like ‘my friend tom’ and Karl.... Karl is Tom syndicates brother in law. He’s probably met him once at joes birthday party. Trying to be in with who he perceives as ‘cool kids’ again.
alfie’s always trying to be cool,the one thing he never will be.

I just feel like he’s regressing.All the other yt boys he sort of came up with eg Marcus,Joe,Caspar,Oli et al all have long term girlfriends and their relationships seem to be their number one priority.Just a quick look through their instas and you can see them spending quality time together and travelling to new places etc whereas Alfie can’t get away from Zoe quick enough,his insta is basically 90% teeth
 
He thinks he’s being ironic but that’s how we all see him anyway. A massive nerd. Look close enough where he’s breathed in and there’s 1/3rd of an ab
 

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I'm actually crying laughing 😂 😂 bloody hell Alfie telling everyone you charited your sweaty under crackers!! just do it discreetly man we don't need the information about where your old knickers have ended up no one was waiting for this anouncement, honestly I'm just........🤦
 
Alfie spent a lot of time going on about his new metal straw but then they bought loads of chicken without mentioning all the plastic packaging (I guess that's unavoidable at the moment)

Remember a year or two back when Alfie bought all his fancy plastic tupperware for his meal prep (another 2-minute wonder). I expect that all got thrown in the bin.
 
Alfie spent a lot of time going on about his new metal straw but then they bought loads of chicken without mentioning all the plastic packaging (I guess that's unavoidable at the moment)

Remember a year or two back when Alfie bought all his fancy plastic tupperware for his meal prep (another 2-minute wonder). I expect that all got thrown in the bin.
Remember the skate ramp?

Alfie doesn’t seem to
 
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