Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

[Horatio]

Yeah seeing that his family own a place like that did surprise me a little, he's more affluent than i assumed...

Also it should be noted they did that big lidl shop for "meals " (Alfie, giggling ,had to point out how much booze they were getting like the 15 year old he is) but went out for dinner on the first night. Which I KNEW would happen. But at least that meant they did try some traditional Greek food like that cheese pie.

 

[booish]

He’s so incompetent it’s sad. And frustrating. If I had to travel with Elf, I’d end up throttling him for sure. Forgetting his bank cards, moaning about his fcking white shoes, getting excited about CEREAL. I don’t know how he has any friends.

 

[Horatio]

Surely he can transfer someone cash from his online banking anyway? I think he just likes to make a drama and play the " I'm so silly guys" act he's been doing for ten years.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

It must be truly horrific to live next to these adult children, having noisy neighbours is no joke.

I’m astounded they haven’t had the water slide out this week, probably waiting for a new one to arrive.

That house is wasted on those kids

 

[blurstoftimes]

The stories from this trip have really solidified how incredibly dull, vain, vapid and lame they all are.

 

[Youtubegossip]

He’s so incompetent it’s sad. And frustrating. If I had to travel with Elf, I’d end up throttling him for sure. Forgetting his bank cards, moaning about his fcking white shoes, getting excited about CEREAL. I don’t know how he has any friends.

The million in the bank probably helps

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

Yeah seeing that his family own a place like that did surprise me a little, he's more affluent than i assumed...

Also it should be noted they did that big lidl shop for "meals " (Alfie, giggling ,had to point out how much booze they were getting like the 15 year old he is) but went out for dinner on the first night. Which I KNEW would happen. But at least that meant they did try some traditional Greek food like that cheese pie.

He can’t even a sensible sentence together

 

[Alightened]

He can’t even a sensible sentence together

He reminds me of Forest Gump

 

[GossWhore]

And Alfie would undoubtedly be Jay, perpetually bullshitting things he's never done, being knocked down a peg all the time after being smarmy and most definitely NEVER getting laid [emoji28]

I can literally see Jay Cartwright getting a half pipe and bragging about how he can use it till the others ask him to do a trick and the response would be identical to Alfie's.

Definitely Jay

I could see him

Steve: Oi Alfie. Why did you and Zoe breakup?
Alfie:

 

[GossWhore]

I loled when he said "nice bro" when someone put some jars of pasta sauce in the trolly.

He was most excited over some kids cereal that every Lidl in the UK stocks anyway, really soaking up that culture.

I honestly hated in the Lidl

Picking up products "THIS IS THE BOY HERE"

 

[Gigglez]

Why the duck did they fill to the very top the cart with drinks they’ll never finish. Also the first food shop, same thing. What a bleeping waste!

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

He can’t even a sensible sentence together

Neither can I it seems lol

 

[Youtubegossip]

Neither can I it seems lol

These youtubers are dumbing is down. I’m sure of it

He said fanny pack. Giggle so edgy.

Any need for 3 drinks each?!
Also told his mates he was going to shop, fucked off for breakfast. HES JUST A head.

Apparently a 45 year old came up to him in the airport after watching his holiday vlogs. Course he did alf

They are all rich and could easily put money into that little fishing towns economy by buying fresh fish or eating at the local places. Instead they go supermarket and sit in the villa. Adventurous

 

[GossWhore]

These youtubers are dumbing is down. I’m sure of it

He said fanny pack. Giggle so edgy.

Any need for 3 drinks each?!
Also told his mates he was going to shop, fucked off for breakfast. HES JUST A head.

Apparently a 45 year old came up to him in the airport after watching his holiday vlogs. Course he did alf

They are all rich and could easily put money into that little fishing towns economy by buying fresh fish or eating at the local places. Instead they go supermarket and sit in the villa. Adventurous

Someone commented "Love your travel vlogs Alfie"

He's literally only travelled from Lidl to the villa

 

[cherry198]

Someone commented "Love your travel vlogs Alfie"

He's literally only travelled from Lidl to the villa

the boys never travelled in his life

 

[Yel]

They are all rich and could easily put money into that little fishing towns economy by buying fresh fish or eating at the local places. Instead they go supermarket and sit in the villa. Adventurous

He complained that the food shops on the Island were too expensive. This is a guy who lives in a £2m house and drives a 20+ mile round trip in a land rover to go to waitrose to buy ready made quinoa and mash!

 

[kanye]

Any need for 3 drinks each?!




They are all rich and could easily put money into that little fishing towns economy by buying fresh fish or eating at the local places.

So put money into the economy but only if it's absolutely essential? make your mind up!

 

[Horatio]

Yeah to be fair of all the things to slate Alfie for I really don't care if he has 3 drinks.

 

[Youtubegossip]

So put money into the economy but only if it's absolutely essential? make your mind up!

I don’t really understand your comment. I didn’t say anything about only if it was essential?!

I pointed out that Alfie was greedy ordering three drinks. It’s like when he used to go out and order two meals every time and everyone pointed that out. Don’t see the difference really. But anyway no big deal.

I also pointed out that instead of eating supermarket food in the villa that they could eat proper Greek, fresh food out. Get a taste of the culture and also support the local economy.

 

[kanye]

I don’t really understand your comment. I didn’t say anything about only if it was essential?!

I pointed out that Alfie was greedy ordering three drinks. It’s like when he used to go out and order two meals every time and everyone pointed that out. Don’t see the difference really. But anyway no big deal.

I also pointed out that instead of eating supermarket food in the villa that they could eat proper Greek, fresh food out. Get a taste of the culture and also support the local economy.

All I mean is buying three drinks each at a local café is literally putting money into the local economy , so you can't moan about both things at once