Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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sid said:
Alfie spent a lot of time going on about his new metal straw but then they bought loads of chicken without mentioning all the plastic packaging
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It wasn't long ago he posted an anti meat meme. He stands for nothing.

He's licherally gone away on a second holiday in a matter of weeks, flying and drinking bottled water so needs to stfu about that straw. He can't even give up premade mash and quinoa, and the plastic waste that comes with because boiling is so difficult.

Youtubegossip said:
He thinks he’s being ironic but that’s how we all see him anyway. A massive nerd. Look close enough where he’s breathed in and there’s 1/3rd of an ab
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One of his followers said Zoe liked it 30 second after being posted. She's been totally silent on stories. It's just sad, her life will improve once she ditches him.
 
Yel said:
It wasn't long ago he posted an anti meat meme. He stands for nothing.

He's licherally gone away on a second holiday in a matter of weeks, flying and drinking bottled water so needs to stfu about that straw. He can't even give up premade mash and quinoa, and the plastic waste that comes with because boiling is so difficult.


One of his followers said Zoe liked it 30 second after being posted. She's been totally silent on stories. It's just sad, her life will improve once she ditches him.
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She’s put a post up about sharing a bed with poppy. Don’t they have like 5 bedrooms so could have easily had a bed each. Bit weird. She’s also written something about babies again. But she’s not bothered about babies obviously. I bring up stuff all the time that I’m totes not bothered about
 
Youtubegossip said:
She’s put a post up about sharing a bed with poppy. Don’t they have like 5 bedrooms so could have easily had a bed each. Bit weird. She’s also written something about babies again. But she’s not bothered about babies obviously. I bring up stuff all the time that I’m totes not bothered about
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Whoops my app wasn't working, I thought she was on radio silence.

Alfie has shut down the wedding talk as he says he wants his kids to attend. So she's thinking more about kids. Wake up Zoe it's all just excuses to keep you at bay!
 
Youtubegossip said:
She’s put a post up about sharing a bed with poppy. Don’t they have like 5 bedrooms so could have easily had a bed each. Bit weird. She’s also written something about babies again. But she’s not bothered about babies obviously. I bring up stuff all the time that I’m totes not bothered about
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Cos she’s obviously not bothered about babies🙄she’d have a baby tomorrow if alfie would let her. She hates it when people ask about getting married and having kids yet her and alfie bring it up quite a bit then get pissy when the kids ask about it
 
Even Morgan appears to have made better progress after 90 days compared to Alfie.

Also replied this just to explicitly not stroke Alfie’s ego over the 90 Day Challenge.

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STJ_95 said:
Even Morgan appears to have made better progress after 90 days compared to Alfie.

Also replied this just to explicitly not stroke Alfie’s ego over the 90 Day Challenge.

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Ha I said a few days ago skinny Morgan looks more ripped than all of them. Why’s Alfie used the eating cereal shot for the thumbnail. So edgy

Why’s he still wearing braces on his teeth. Isn’t that the whole point of (not) paying thousands to get them done?!

Awh cute, Sean bailed him out for money. Alfie is actually thick. Ran over his own foot too

Makes sure he films everyone sleeping. Cus he’ll never make a fool of himself ( does it naturally) but happy to let his mates be his content

How insincere was his ‘oh I just want a huge bottle of water I don’t want to use loads of plastic on smaller ones.
Alf mate, your from head to toe in new clothes, you throw away your summer clothes every year.

The two boys in the front trying to drive and find the correct way and Alfie is just shouting over them. bleeping hell, I’d have kicked him out the car. There was no room but plenty for him to film and for his gnashers

The way they think they are absolute lads just reminds me of the inbetweeners
 
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Yeah when Alfie was trying to wind them up in the car i wanted to hit him. Loved that they were ignoring him , it was so satisfying and high pressured situation or not, it just wasn't funny. Alfie is one of the least witty people who ever lived.
Watching his interaction and contrived persona with "the lads" is so painful. He has terrible banter. (As a lad would say... )

Steve's family villa looks lovely though. Much better than then luxury but souless ( and eye wateringly expensive) place he usually goes to in mykonos.
 
Horatio said:
Yeah when Alfie was trying to wind them up in the car i wanted to hit him. Loved that they were ignoring him , it was so satisfying and high pressured situation or not, it just wasn't funny. Alfie is one of the least witty people who ever lived.
Watching his interaction and contrived persona with "the lads" is so painful. He has terrible banter. (As a lad would say... )

Steve's family villa looks lovely though. Much better than then luxury but souless ( and eye wateringly expensive) place he usually goes to in mykonos.
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He said something like oh there’s a sneaky little downstairs.

So there’s just a downstairs then.

Do you think when he wakes up in the morning he’s like I’m just going to go down those sneaky Likkle stairs for breakfast

Horatio said:
Yeah when Alfie was trying to wind them up in the car i wanted to hit him. Loved that they were ignoring him , it was so satisfying and high pressured situation or not, it just wasn't funny. Alfie is one of the least witty people who ever lived.
Watching his interaction and contrived persona with "the lads" is so painful. He has terrible banter. (As a lad would say... )

Steve's family villa looks lovely though. Much better than then luxury but souless ( and eye wateringly expensive) place he usually goes to in mykonos.
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Yeah the villa is really nice. Shows how middle class they all are though 😂
 
ALFIE FAKE SOCIAL ECO WARRIOR BULLSHIT IS PISSING ME OFF

"I need a lot of water. But I want the big ones. I don't want lots of plastic bottles"

"Ahhhh I forgot to ask for no straw in my drink"

IN ONE MONTH HE WILL BE BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT



Also, anyone know the villa they stayed at in Kea, Greece
 
Youtubegossip said:
The way they think they are absolute lads just reminds me of the inbetweeners
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And Alfie would undoubtedly be Jay, perpetually bullshitting things he's never done, being knocked down a peg all the time after being smarmy and most definitely NEVER getting laid 😅

I can literally see Jay Cartwright getting a half pipe and bragging about how he can use it till the others ask him to do a trick and the response would be identical to Alfie's.
 
Youtubegossip said:
How insincere was his ‘oh I just want a huge bottle of water I don’t want to use loads of plastic on smaller ones.
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Just skimmed through and he was making coffees with those plastic capsules that are very difficult to recycle :rolleyes: , and even if they are recycled doesn't make it ok.

I bet the island they're on has loads of local produce that tastes far better than all the packaged stuff they bought in Lidl on the main island.
 
Are you seriously saying @Yel that instead of eating out (which they do all the time, or at least get the restaurants deliverooed) they are not going to lots of Greek restaurants/cafes etc. And trying local Greek cuisine?

What a waste of life. At least try some local food and local restaurants, he should do his futures elf a favour and experience some different food and culture.
 
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Sorry, I know this is Alfie’s thread but does it bug anyone else that Steve gets in those extra serious conversations with Alfie over something NOT serious or interesting at all!? Like uh dude, you’re being way too dramatic.
They were talking about how big Alfie’s ice cream was... 🙄 is it really something to act so serious about?
That’s how you act when you learn a new fact about space or anything interestingly intellectual.
 
STJ_95 said:
Are you seriously saying @Yel that instead of eating out (which they do all the time, or at least get the restaurants deliverooed) they are not going to lots of Greek restaurants/cafes etc. And trying local Greek cuisine?

What a waste of life. At least try some local food and local restaurants, he should do his futures elf a favour and experience some different food and culture.
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Alfie is the adventurous one remember. It’s zoe holding him back. Except she’s done loads when he’s been away, whilst he’s sitting on his laptop in a villa taking gormless photos. As usual.

( that’s not a dig at anyone here btw, just that we used to always think it was zoe holding him back)

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Sorry, I know this is Alfie’s thread but does it bug anyone else that Steve gets in those extra serious conversations with Alfie over something NOT serious or interesting at all!? Like uh dude, you’re being way too dramatic.
They were talking about how big Alfie’s ice cream was... 🙄 is it really something to act so serious about?
That’s how you act when you learn a new fact about space or anything interestingly intellectual.
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Steve thinks he’s something properly special. Proper hipster middle class nobhead
 
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