Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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I can't believe he can't organise himself properly. Shame on Mummy Deyes for not packing for him so that he doesn't forget anything. She could have double checked he had his retainer and his cards. Plus, she could have made him a nice little pack up for the journey and made sure he'd brushed his teeth etc etc🙄🙄🙄. She could have waved him off with a big kiss at the airport too. She's not being a very good Mummy is she😂😂. Zoe of course couldn't care less. She's too busy watching box sets, eating shite and playing cards🙄😂
 
Youtubegossip said:
Teeth retainer? So he had all the work done and has to wear a retainer still?? I’m genuinely confused.

He thinks it’s endearing to be forgetful and lazy and constantly leave things at home. His coat in winter etc doesn’t he?
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What a knob.

Me leaving the house: check I have wallet, keys and phone.
Alfie leaving the house: check he looks a twit.

I don’t know how anyone can leave without their wallet unless they are so used to getting everything for free. What a joke. There is nothing endearing about him forgetting basic things he needs, it just makes him look like a child who needs his Mummy to tell him to take a coat etc. Though given what we see, that is likely true and Amanda probably does still Mother him a lot.
 
RandomWatcher said:
"Some of you told me I didnt do a good enough job explaining the charity... I thought leaving the link below was good enough". Direct quote there. The others seem to always be ahead of him, so he has to play catchup, and they all seem to be really liking the experience, while all he seems to do is complain and make stupid comments. "If it were easy, everyone would do it" ugh. Like, I get it's exhausting and I'd be a bit miserable too, but this is a charity thing, at least try to keep it positive.
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Part of me wonders if he didn't explain much before as he thought he would quit halfway through and people would be pissed that they donated for him to not finish... Although that would almost make it look like he considers other people so unlikely?!
 
Youtubegossip said:
Just watched the stories. Guarantee it’ll be the shittest lads holiday ever. They are all already just sitting around on their laptops.

Still finding it really odd that Alf has chosen to do this rather than with his long term partner.
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A proper "lads" holiday involves excessive drinking, excessive partying and trying to get laid.

Well, I can only see one of those things happening if they start knobbing each other. They ain't drinkers or party people. Alfie still gets excited when he's allowed a second alcoholic drink. And has to show off that he is having alcohol.
 
cherry198 said:
When does alfie ever put zoe before anything/anyone else?Literally never.
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Doesn’t even look like they’ve gone out. They’ve hired a villa and will literally all just sit on the laptops and try and take ‘edgy’ Instagram pictures.

All of those boys have significant others, who they left to do the kayaking for 10 days. They could have easily have taken them with them. I think this to me is the biggest sign of their relationship being dead and Alfie thinking he’s too cool for her. He seems to have got his little close knit guy gang in the last year or so who he’s CONSTANTLY with and seems to give less and less tit about Zoe.
 
When he was self congratulating himself. Did he mention that he was meant to then do the channel but didn’t.?! Or do we all just forget that he ever mentioned that?

Just watched his vlog, his ego knows no bounds. You’d think he’d just been in the trenches. You paddled for 20 miles a day. Chill out.
 
Youtubegossip said:
When he was self congratulating himself. Did he mention that he was meant to then do the channel but didn’t.?! Or do we all just forget that he ever mentioned that?

Just watched his vlog, his ego knows no bounds. You’d think he’d just been in the trenches. You paddled for 20 miles a day. Chill out.
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Yes you're right, his ego is massive. He thinks very highly of himself. I've heard, because he's done so much with his life, and because he's had such a difficult journey which hasn't been easy for him😢😢, they've decided to make a film about his struggles in life. Unfortunately, no big actors have stepped in to play the part. All too busy apparently😏😏. But, worry not, the film has been saved by an unknown actor, who has graciously stepped in to save the day. It's Neddy, and he's so excited to have been given this difficult challenge of portraying such a wonderful, interesting character......

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cherry198 said:
because he knows there’s duck all show😂
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Yeah Alf we do think. Since you know, you promised at the start and that was the whole point of before and afters


100% we’ll never see them because he hasn’t progressed any

New vlog
He thinks his rings might not fit BECAUSE HIS FINGERS GOT MORE MUSCULAR. I cannot.

He started talking about the holiday and Zoe just looked away. Was originally meant to be 3 days and is now 5 days apparently. She didn’t seem impressed at all.

And of course Alfie had to go and buy new shorts etc because he’s got none 🙄

She had a few digs.
Said they barely see each other

And then when he was like ‘we’re going’ she was like no not we’re, I’m not.

All is definitely not well there. He’s such a prick. Basically rubbing her nose in it


Funny how he can go into great depth about resonate festival and what it’s about, because he’s being paid for it isn’t it.
 
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