Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

[Gigglez]

Yeah Alf we do think. Since you know, you promised at the start and that was the whole point of before and afters


100% we’ll never see them because he hasn’t progressed any

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He thinks his rings might not fit BECAUSE HIS FINGERS GOT MORE MUSCULAR. I cannot.

He started talking about the holiday and Zoe just looked away. Was originally meant to be 3 days and is now 5 days apparently. She didn’t seem impressed at all.

And of course Alfie had to go and buy new shorts etc because he’s got none

She had a few digs.
Said they barely see each other

And then when he was like ‘we’re going’ she was like no not we’re, I’m not.

All is definitely not well there. He’s such a prick. Basically rubbing her nose in it


Funny how he can go into great depth about resonate festival and what it’s about, because he’s being paid for it isn’t it.

He is such an idiot.. his fingers getting muscular? Really!? What a knob head.

He’s also an insensitive asshole. duck him. Seriously. In Zoe’s insta story today, the running part, her eyes were very puffy, looked like she had a heavy cry or something. I feel for her. I’d love for her to get super fit and hot, dump his ass, get with a handsome and actually muscular dude and rub THAT into Alfie’s face

 

[Youtubegossip]

He is such an idiot.. his fingers getting muscular? Really!? What a knob head.

He’s also an insensitive asshole. duck him. Seriously. In Zoe’s insta story today, the running part, her eyes were very puffy, looked like she had a heavy cry or something. I feel for her. I’d love for her to get super fit and hot, dump his ass, get with a handsome and actually muscular dude and rub THAT into Alfie’s face

Yeah me too. He’s rotten. Basically just wants her there when it suits him. I feel like it’s the last year or so he’s started trying to be a ‘lad’ except most lads his age like joe, caspar, oil, etc, did all that years ago and are now settling down.

 

[cherry198]

I actually gave his video a watch which I never do.When they're talking about planning a trip to Yosemite you just have to laugh,like they'll ever actually go there especially not just the two of them when they never even go on a weekend beach/city break together, any trips they do go on they always bring their entourage.

You can just feel the atmosphere when alfies talking about his 5 day trip with the boys,Zoe's clearly pissed.And then when Alfie gets back Zoe's away for 4/5 days.You can totally tell that their relationship is their number one priority

 

[jammy]

I believe his fingers have got muscular.... from brushing those teeth

 

[Gigglez]

I believe his fingers have got muscular.... from brushing those teeth

Or jacking off Morgan sorry.... just had to say it

 

[Jelly Bean]

They have settled into a relationship that happens when you are much older. Usually. I don't really care much about either of them - don't feel sorry for Zoe. She has wealth to extricate herself from a dead end relationship unlike lot of people who are financially tied to partners. She is an adult. She is chosing this life. He is so obviously an utter wanker and yet she stays with him. All because of the stupid Zalfie brand that nobody since 2014 has ever cared about.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Thought numbers didn’t matter to him. So why do statistically fridays not being good matter?!

 

[leigh213]

What an unsympathetic, senseless and unperceptive asshole. He admitted himself that Greece will be "so much good vlog content and instagrams". So he's wasting money and taking a completely unnecessary flight ( considering he has nothing to celebrate). Yes, definitely saving the Earth one straw at a time Alfie...

He's just so obnoxious with everything that he says and does and he doesn't even remotely have a grasp of common sense concepts. Zoe has to explain everything to him like he's a child and she's always having to convince him not to do things that are stupid, and ironically, very pointless.


He also looks ridiculous with that hoodie around his neck, is he starting an East Coast Frat Boy starter pack?!

JESUS, I was about to close out the vlog when this happened. This is how I feel when I look at him basically. God, that tan and those teeth. He'll be seen by the pool in Greece from a bleeping satellite.

 

[Youtubegossip]

What an unsympathetic, senseless and unperceptive asshole. He admitted himself that Greece will be "so much good vlog content and instagrams". So he's wasting money and taking a completely unnecessary flight ( considering he has nothing to celebrate). Yes, definitely saving the Earth one straw at a time Alfie...

He's just so obnoxious with everything that he says and does and he doesn't even remotely have a grasp of common sense concepts. Zoe has to explain everything to him like he's a child and she's always having to convince him not to do things that are stupid, and ironically, very pointless.


He also looks ridiculous with that hoodie around his neck, is he starting an East Coast Frat Boy starter pack?!

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JESUS, I was about to close out the vlog when this happened. This is how I feel when I look at him basically. God, that tan and those teeth. He'll be seen by the pool in Greece from a bleeping satellite.
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I don’t get why the boys all got spray tans when theh we’re going to Greece a few days later anyway. Oh, actually I do. Because it was free. Literally would do anything that was free.

You could tell zoe felt left out of Greece and at one point looked like she might cry but he carried on making out it was some joke. He’s gross. Inside and out. Let him get some airhead insta model that uses him for his money. Because as much as I dislike zoe, she’s more than earning her keep.

 

[leigh213]

They have settled into a relationship that happens when you are much older. Usually. I don't really care much about either of them - don't feel sorry for Zoe. She has wealth to extricate herself from a dead end relationship unlike lot of people who are financially tied to partners. She is an adult. She is chosing this life. He is so obviously an utter wanker and yet she stays with him. All because of the stupid Zalfie brand that nobody since 2014 has ever cared about.

This hits really hard and is the most valid point proving that it's sad she won't leave but the fault is hers alone (for staying, not what he does to her). SO many people can't leave because of finances, and she's doing herself the worst disservice to not break away. She has all the financial means in the world to set anything up she wants or needs, but it's the emotional and codependent ties she can't cut. I think she holds on to what he was in the beginning and what she wishes/ thinks he can be again if she holds out. Big dead end.

 

[Gigglez]

This hits really hard and is the most valid point proving that it's sad she won't leave but the fault is hers alone (for staying, not what he does to her). SO many people can't leave because of finances, and she's doing herself the worst disservice to not break away. She has all the financial means in the world to set anything up she wants or needs, but it's the emotional and codependent ties she can't cut. I think she holds on to what he was in the beginning and what she wishes/ thinks he can be again if she holds out. Big dead end.

And a big problem with codependent relationships is that usually one sees “potential” for the partner they are with to be what they want them to be, but they never will be in reality and it’s sort of holding on to that hope of “well one day soon” but it never happens and just gets worse and worse. A big issue they have is codependency and everything business tied together, it would probably be messy and a headache leaving, but it needs to be done. It’s a good thing they aren’t married or it would be even more of a mess to leave.
She needs to toss his sorry ass.

 

[Horatio]

I find his use of the word "super" incredibly annoying. More often than not it is misused or certainly over used. "I super appreciate you watching this video." Eh?
It also irritated me how he described his clothing range as "ridiculous." Of course I know what he means but when it's someone as thick as Alfie it bothers tho also amuses me. I think future self is pretty ridiculous too.

 

[GossWhore]

Thought numbers didn’t matter to him. So why do statistically fridays not being good matter?!

What a pricky thing to tweet

Like he's doing his viewers a favour?

 

[GossWhore]

Think he might of used this one they sell for a bit of "definition"

He definitely fcking did get his and contoured

The captions didn't catch it but Alfie said "James [the tanning guy] is incredible and James said that he can help contour the shadow of the abs"

Morgan then shouted "You aren't suppose to say that"
And Alfie smiled "I'm not getting that done"

SUREEEE JAN

 

[GossWhore]

When does alfie ever put zoe before anything/anyone else?Literally never.

This statement is what Zoe should constantly ask herself

His latest vlog really shows she's an after thought. 10 days with this lads kayaking, now fake tanning and cooking for them (when does Alfie ever cook for Zoe?)

You could hear Zoe desperately making conversation with the tanning guy because her bf was ignoring her BUT WILL PUT HER IN THE THUMBNAIL!

 

[sid]

the way they use charitied/charity-ed as a verb

"I charitied all my swimming shorts"

 

[RandomWatcher]

I feel like he's missed the point of reusable straws when he's using a plastic takeaway cup... "I want to use my straw! ... I got rid of it, it's too embarrassing..."
Zoe tried a vegan sausage roll (alfie says he's assuming its totally healthy but it's probably not and he cant have one because 90 day challenge) and is using a bag that says I'm judging your plastic bags...

I appreciate the attempt to be better about plastic waste but I feel like theyre missing the point/jumping on the sustainability bandwagon.

 

[Horatio]

I feel like he's missed the point of reusable straws when he's using a plastic takeaway cup... "I want to use my straw! ... I got rid of it, it's too embarrassing..."
Zoe tried a vegan sausage roll (alfie says he's assuming its totally healthy but it's probably not and he cant have one because 90 day challenge) and is using a bag that says I'm judging your plastic bags...

I appreciate the attempt to be better about plastic waste but I feel like theyre missing the point/jumping on the sustainability bandwagon.

Absolutely. It's textbook Alfie - jumping on a bandwagon for the most shallow reason, to buy something (his favourite hobby.) It's just another gadget for him to get bored of in 5 minutes, he has no interest in educating himself or making real lifestyle changes. It probably hasn't even occurred to him.

 

[Lola123]

Absolutely. It's textbook Alfie - jumping on a bandwagon for the most shallow reason, to buy something (his favourite hobby.) It's just another gadget for him to get bored of in 5 minutes, he has no interest in educating himself or making real lifestyle changes. It probably hasn't even occurred to him.

In one of his Greece Instagram stories he had a plastic straw in a cup, what do they care anyway, they’ll be rich enough to leave the earth if they need too

 

[Youtubegossip]

He definitely fcking did get his and contoured

The captions didn't catch it but Alfie said "James [the tanning guy] is incredible and James said that he can help contour the shadow of the abs"

Morgan then shouted "You aren't suppose to say that"
And Alfie smiled "I'm not getting that done"

SUREEEE JAN

Do you not have to have some abs for there to be a shadow of one?