Adam the Woo #16 Grooms young women but not himself

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Your cousins can indeed be your nephews and even perhaps your half siblings, with all of the inbreeding in them circles Preacher Jim praises so highly. Happy Easter David and all of your bretheren that you seem to be perplexed about their relationship to you! Perhaps some real school time education would have helped you keep track of your genealogy and family trees? Or not. :LOL: :unsure:
 
There is a piece of "art" that shows up at the end of one of Troll Patrol's latest ATW videos. Another interpretation of him proudly wearing his "stache". Peek at your own description. Warning: NSFW and you will need eye bleach after viewing.

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Hereforthesh said:
That Easter dinner was very.....I'll be nice; mid.
Warm Pineapple salad?
I'll pass....lol
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I do like his mom, so I feel for her.

She said this is David's "Daddy's favorite."

But I looked it up and wow...those are a bunch of ingredients I would never put together.
Not sure if this is obvs the exact ingredients she also uses, but... not my cup of tea.

Pineapple chunks in juice are sugary enough, then add another 1 cup of sugar (!!!) plus flour, cheddar, Ritz crackers, and butter?!?! :sick:

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Hot Pineapple Salad Recipe - Food.com

This is a great addition to any summer get-together! I got this recipe after watching Martha Stewart. It was a recipe from one of her guests, Clay Ai
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2020planner said:
I do like his mom, so I feel for her.

She said this is David's "Daddy's favorite."

But I looked it up and wow...those are a bunch of ingredients I would never put together.
Not sure if this is obvs the exact ingredients she also uses, but... not my cup of tea.

Pineapple chunks in juice are sugary enough, then add another 1 cup of sugar (!!!) plus flour, cheddar, Ritz crackers, and butter?!?! :sick:

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Hot Pineapple Salad Recipe - Food.com

This is a great addition to any summer get-together! I got this recipe after watching Martha Stewart. It was a recipe from one of her guests, Clay Ai
www.food.com www.food.com
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So, marathon food 😂
 
My god, your family is in town, shave and get a haircut!

Adam makes the mistake of moving the camera off his face and down to his "appropriate" t-shirt, and when he moves it back to his face it takes literally 10 full seconds to focus in broad daylight. JFC.

Again he mentions he shouldn't put his face on camera before 8am when he hasn't had coffee. He's shooting this in the middle of one of the walking trails in the woods in Celebration - why? And why not use that time to make and drink coffee at home?

Adam, who lives at WDW, says Genie+ may not be worth it because it's "stressful". WAKE UP ADAM, for normal people a WDW vacation is incredibly stressful because your corporate overlords not only made it an incredibly expensive experience, but a stressful one. Now imagine this day multiplied by a week.

Adam's first mistake: he booked their first Genie+ LL at 7:30. You're supposed to book Slinky Dog at 7am, buddy, you screwed it up. He's shocked that it's sold out already. If you really want to give your nephews/cousins a good time, you find a way to have someone else in the party book ILL for Rise at 7am at the same time. Adam has no idea how real people vacation at WDW.

Suddenly he's back in his house, not in the woods, and making coffee 🥴. He then confesses he knows they could get in 30 minutes early as resort guests, but "not gonna make it over there in time for that." If I was Mr. Disney and my relatives came in to go to one park for one day, I'd be embarrassed if this was my plan.

At 8:30 he finally looks at Rise ILL and the only time left is 8:55pm. What a poor planner this guy is, incredible, and he doesn't seem to really care and doesn't seem to have done any research about it.

Adam wastes time interviewing his cousins outside the park, and the one cousin who has never been to WDW says he's most excited about the Slinky Dog ride



Uh, sorry kid

Adam's next priority is not a ride, but getting them their First Visit pins. Then to the standby line for Slinky....90 MINUTES 😂😂😂 and it took 85 minutes. I'm sure Adam loved that, right?

Adam's next LL is Mickey and Minnie at 4:30pm 😂 I'm sure these young men will enjoy that more than Star Wars land, Adam, great job.

Adam lucked out and only had to wait 48 mins for Rise. Then he lucks out again when Runaway Railway breaks down just as they are about to get on it and the get a LL for select other attractions and they use it on the Falcon.

Adam then does a voiceover to avoid music copyright and ends the video, no end of the day review from his cousins or anything.
 
WTAF is wrong with this dumb ass man that he can’t be bothered to look up or understand relationships of his close relatives? He is either really ignorant or he doesn’t want to appear to have such young cousins given his older age. Nephews sounds better to him and makes him feel better. The only nephews he can have are the sons of either his sister or her husband, or nephews of the wife that he doesn’t have. These 3 are all cousins. The son and grandchildren of his aunt (his mothers sister?) or all three are her grandchildren. Did I read a post correctly that his mother called David by his given first name David? :unsure: :LOL: I wonder when he decided to use his middle name? She clearly still uses his first name so….The Easter feast looked full of fat and salt, just like the preacher and his son. :sick:
 
PW212 said:
WTAF is wrong with this dumb ass man that he can’t be bothered to look up or understand relationships of his close relatives? He is either really ignorant or he doesn’t want to appear to have such young cousins given his older age. Nephews sounds better to him and makes him feel better. The only nephews he can have are the sons of either his sister or her husband, or nephews of the wife that he doesn’t have. These 3 are all cousins. The son and grandchildren of his aunt (his mothers sister?) or all three are her grandchildren. Did I read a post correctly that his mother called David by his given first name David? :unsure: :LOL: I wonder when he decided to use his middle name? She clearly still uses his first name so….The Easter feast looked full of fat and salt, just like the preacher and his son. :sick:
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Does anyone have the time stamp for when Mama Williams called her 49 year old man baby by his real first name of David?
 
2020planner said:
I do like his mom, so I feel for her.

She said this is David's "Daddy's favorite."

But I looked it up and wow...those are a bunch of ingredients I would never put together.
Not sure if this is obvs the exact ingredients she also uses, but... not my cup of tea.

Pineapple chunks in juice are sugary enough, then add another 1 cup of sugar (!!!) plus flour, cheddar, Ritz crackers, and butter?!?! :sick:

View attachment 2851128 q

Hot Pineapple Salad Recipe - Food.com

This is a great addition to any summer get-together! I got this recipe after watching Martha Stewart. It was a recipe from one of her guests, Clay Ai
www.food.com www.food.com
Click to expand...
This is end-of-the-world type food. tit you make when you're starving, you've only got six food items left and you can't go to the store because the zombies are out there.
 
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