Adam the Woo #16 Grooms young women but not himself

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Beezlebubba said:
Reno 911
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6:43am, Adam is standing on the shores of the lake in Celebration and says, "...getting a perspective of the sun rising up over the horizon." What a way with words this man has, I can see why he talks for a living 😂

This is completely bizzare. Obviously the title of the vlog is "Easter Day Family Time Vacation Begins - Checking Into Disney’s Saratoga Springs Resort", yet Adam begins the vlog at 6:43am in downtown Celebration along the lake, across from the sunrise Easter church service, and he announces that he is "just going to kind of peruse around and see how the day goes, no real game plan." Uh, what?? Even beyond the incorrect usage of "peruse", that makes no sense when clearly he know exactly where the day is taking him and so do all his viewers due to his TITLE.

"Also, putting your camera on face prior to 7am...", he says - maybe he's having a medical event?

Adam is so proud that he hasn't had any lattes in the last month or two (he's replaced them with two sugar and two cream coffees, wow, he's such a hero). He claims he's trying to do oat milk in place of the cream, but I really don't believe him. He claimed the other day he only does one sugar at Dunkin because their coffee isn't as bitter as Starbucks, but when he went through the drive-thru in the clown car at Dunkin, he ordered it with two sugars, two creams.

He can't resist talking ONCE AGAIN about parking in Celebration. He never talked about parking until he was towed, and then he mentions it in every Celebration vlog since then.

Adam indicates he will be checking in family members (his Aunt and "the others"?) to use his DVC points at Saratoga Springs but will not be staying there himself. Then he's off to the parents for Easter dinner which appears to be mostly served in 40 year old Tupperware. I'm sure it was all healthy and that this wasn't yet another cheat day.

Off to Saratoga Springs where Adam gives a room tour, but really wants you to know he's NOT staying there as he keeps saying it. He also can't remember the term Murphy bed. And as always, Adam points out hidden Mickeys that are not hidden at all. As an aside, if you listen with headphones/earbuds the constant chattering noise from Adam's camera autofocusing is getting worse and really getting annoying when he's in lower light indoors and there's no background noise to hide it.

Oh good, tomorrow he's going with the male relatives (Adam's not sure if they are cousins or nephews 😂) to "one of the theme parks" while is Aunt and Mom lounge around the resort. Of course Adam finds the Disney Springs balloon in the sky. You'll note Rev. Jim takes no part in any of this.

It's now time for TODAY'S PURCHASE.....drumroll....PINS!
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"I ended up getting two Mickey pins I do not have yet, these two Mickey pins were ones I did not have" - thanks for telling us twice right in a row in that great Adam the Woo/Dr Seuss style. Adam also gets his relatives some milk "in case they want some to go with their cereal". I don't know Adam, maybe you could go out on a limb and just flat out say that you got them milk for their cereal.

Then Adam is off to MCO to pick up the relatives. Now's a good time to remember that at 6:43am he said "I'm just going to kind of peruse around and see how the day goes, no real game plan." Why did you say that when you clearly had a game plan for the entire day?

I guess Adam really wanted to get this overhead shot at the airport:
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But much like the place he stops to get the constant shots of the Mickey Power Pole, it's really not some place that pedestrians should be, as you can see when he pans around:
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But Adam does what he wants.

At this point Adam mentions that he got up at 4:30am and "did a few things around the homestead and then headed over to that sunrise service." What would he need to get up at 4:30am for? It certainly wasn't to clean himself up and look presentable for the relatives. And he didn't appear to actually attend the sunrise service, he just filmed it from afar and even got coffee from Starbucks while it was going on. So odd.

He needs filler, so he roams around the airport and films all the same crap he always films when he's taking a flight. He says he will be back at MCO in 4-5 days "give or take a day". Nothing can be exact with this guy, for some reason he pretends to never know exactly when anything is happening when clearly he does know exactly when it's happening.

He is so STARVED for content today that he even pulls out the old, "It's always interesting how some airports have gum and some don't" schpiel. I bet he uses it again in "4-5 days, give or take a day".

I guess the relatives do not want to be on camera as suddenly it's dark and Adam is at a Saratoga Springs bus stop. Wonder how he gets around filming them tomorrow at the park?
 
cardfrek said:
"Vacation" in the title, yet he hasn't worked a regular job since 2011. 🙄🙄
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And it's apparently not even his "vacation." Talk about bullshit clickbait.
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dirtnap101 said:
Nothing can be exact with this guy, for some reason he pretends to never know exactly when anything is happening when clearly he does know exactly when it's happening.
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I know. Just yet another thing of his that I am SO over. I really don't get how his stans don't see him for what he really is at this point. A do nothing, say nothing, talks in circles, contradictory, and never makes sense lying sack of tit.

Same with how he always sports this faux pissed off look in pics he takes with people, or those thirsty dumbfuck selfies he takes with the arms crossed, or holding up his phone to the mirror. I mean, WTF? How are more people not seeing what we see at this point, even beyond his dwindling numbers?
 
dirtnap101 said:
6:43am, Adam is standing on the shores of the lake in Celebration and says, "...getting a perspective of the sun rising up over the horizon." What a way with words this man has, I can see why he talks for a living 😂

This is completely bizzare. Obviously the title of the vlog is "Easter Day Family Time Vacation Begins - Checking Into Disney’s Saratoga Springs Resort", yet Adam begins the vlog at 6:43am in downtown Celebration along the lake, across from the sunrise Easter church service, and he announces that he is "just going to kind of peruse around and see how the day goes, no real game plan." Uh, what?? Even beyond the incorrect usage of "peruse", that makes no sense when clearly he know exactly where the day is taking him and so do all his viewers due to his TITLE.

"Also, putting your camera on face prior to 7am...", he says - maybe he's having a medical event?

Adam is so proud that he hasn't had any lattes in the last month or two (he's replaced them with two sugar and two cream coffees, wow, he's such a hero). He claims he's trying to do oat milk in place of the cream, but I really don't believe him. He claimed the other day he only does one sugar at Dunkin because their coffee isn't as bitter as Starbucks, but when he went through the drive-thru in the clown car at Dunkin, he ordered it with two sugars, two creams.

He can't resist talking ONCE AGAIN about parking in Celebration. He never talked about parking until he was towed, and then he mentions it in every Celebration vlog since then.

Adam indicates he will be checking in family members (his Aunt and "the others"?) to use his DVC points at Saratoga Springs but will not be staying there himself. Then he's off to the parents for Easter dinner which appears to be mostly served in 40 year old Tupperware. I'm sure it was all healthy and that this wasn't yet another cheat day.

Off to Saratoga Springs where Adam gives a room tour, but really wants you to know he's NOT staying there as he keeps saying it. He also can't remember the term Murphy bed. And as always, Adam points out hidden Mickeys that are not hidden at all. As an aside, if you listen with headphones/earbuds the constant chattering noise from Adam's camera autofocusing is getting worse and really getting annoying when he's in lower light indoors and there's no background noise to hide it.

Oh good, tomorrow he's going with the male relatives (Adam's not sure if they are cousins or nephews 😂) to "one of the theme parks" while is Aunt and Mom lounge around the resort. Of course Adam finds the Disney Springs balloon in the sky. You'll note Rev. Jim takes no part in any of this.

It's now time for TODAY'S PURCHASE.....drumroll....PINS!
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"I ended up getting two Mickey pins I do not have yet, these two Mickey pins were ones I did not have" - thanks for telling us twice right in a row in that great Adam the Woo/Dr Seuss style. Adam also gets his relatives some milk "in case they want some to go with their cereal". I don't know Adam, maybe you could go out on a limb and just flat out say that you got them milk for their cereal.

Then Adam is off to MCO to pick up the relatives. Now's a good time to remember that at 6:43am he said "I'm just going to kind of peruse around and see how the day goes, no real game plan." Why did you say that when you clearly had a game plan for the entire day?

I guess Adam really wanted to get this overhead shot at the airport:
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But much like the place he stops to get the constant shots of the Mickey Power Pole, it's really not some place that pedestrians should be, as you can see when he pans around:
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But Adam does what he wants.

At this point Adam mentions that he got up at 4:30am and "did a few things around the homestead and then headed over to that sunrise service." What would he need to get up at 4:30am for? It certainly wasn't to clean himself up and look presentable for the relatives. And he didn't appear to actually attend the sunrise service, he just filmed it from afar and even got coffee from Starbucks while it was going on. So odd.

He needs filler, so he roams around the airport and films all the same crap he always films when he's taking a flight. He says he will be back at MCO in 4-5 days "give or take a day". Nothing can be exact with this guy, for some reason he pretends to never know exactly when anything is happening when clearly he does know exactly when it's happening.

He is so STARVED for content today that he even pulls out the old, "It's always interesting how some airports have gum and some don't" schpiel. I bet he uses it again in "4-5 days, give or take a day".

I guess the relatives do not want to be on camera as suddenly it's dark and Adam is at a Saratoga Springs bus stop. Wonder how he gets around filming them tomorrow at the park?
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If he wanted to do something really different for a change, he could visit the Real Saratoga Springs in NY this August during the racing season , so much to do & video up there !
 
I guess Adam will be too busy escorting his "cousins/nephews" around the park today to get his strenuous 30 min walk and "light weights" in. I'm sure he'll be eating well in the theme park, too. But never fear, I'm sure he'll get back on the wagon when he... ***checks notes*** ...starts traveling in 4-5 days, give or take a day 😂
 
TexJones said:
The Woovians are still trying to desperately guilt Adam into not giving up the Daily Woo at the end 2024:
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Ok, I know we're on here just about every day snarking on him but I think I can speak for everyone on here when I say that every single one of us will be JUST FINE if David stopped uploading tomorrow.

@krazykrew needs to touch grass.
 
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