Adam the Woo #16 Grooms young women but not himself

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Great news, he's finally falling in love with Animal Kingdom. It only took him 26 years, amazing!

Yes, join Adam as he goes to AK and reads signs and tries to convince himself he suddenly "loves" it.

Woo Logic: "One thing that's great about this park (AK), it doesn't take long to get in, I just drive over, 10 mins from my home and 5 mins to walk from the parking lot and you're in. Easy in, easy out and relaxing." As if Adam NEEDS TO RELAX MORE. How f'ing easy does life have to be for this guy? As if it's not easy in/out for Epcot and Studios. And what does MK take? 30-40 mins total? What a horrible struggle that is. And finally, it's just one more opportunity for Adam to flex to his audience about his new house and the fact that he's a Annual Passholder.

When we get the usual "I need to come here more often" line. I wonder who is in control of that, David?

For a few brief moments he sort of shuts up a little and films the animals which is nice. If only he did it for the entire time.

I honestly don't know how this guy looks in the mirror every day and walks out of the house like this to film himself
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A guy with nothing to do all day is obsessed with saving 10 minutes of waiting time in line for the safari.

At the end of a vlog titled "Finally Falling In Love with Animal Kingdom" Adam states that he will be coming back more regularly so he can learn to enjoy the ambiance of Animal Kingdom. Do those two statements make sense together? Have you fallen in love, or are you try to learn to enjoy the place? Doofus.

Adam spends 3 hours at Animal Kingdom, calls it "The perfect DAY at Animal Kingdom" :rolleyes:

And what would a day be without buying something...a collared shirt (he refuses to show it off on camera for some reason) and Mickey Hazelnut K-Cups :rolleyes:

Finally, this morning Adam pats himself on the back for fitting in his 30 min walk on a "busy" Easter, 22 out of 25 😂
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Whew - haven't posted in a minute and there's just so much since the last time I posted. Fugly mustache, BTTF scene breakdown with a broom handle in socks.. holy smokes. You all have done an exceptional job in covering it though! I will point out a couple of things I noticed:

Daphne's reaction to the mustache was pretty telling. She just said "Cool" with a sunglass emoji. If there were any of you still on the fence with regards to potential relationship in the future, that reply means this dude is well boxed in the friendship zone status.

On the opening day game, did he just seem like non committal about going to games at the Trop? Seemed like he was just saying "yeah I dunno how many games I'll go to here." I found it odd after hyping up the season so much.

Everyone's observations on the food and weight loss is on point. He's such a lost cause with the healthy habits.
 
Grifters of the Caribbean said:
I am flabbergasted at the amazing creativity of Artificial Intelligence.
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This coming from a guy who raised David Adam Williams, a 50yo man-child who's never had a serious relationship with anyone (including God), who has no real friends, and spends most of his time worshipping at the Disney Corporate Altar, an entity that Jim certainly thinks is advancing a cultural agenda "against God" that is "evil". Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, isn't that what the good book says, Rev Jim?
 
SoCalGremlin said:
Daphne's reaction to the mustache was pretty telling. She just said "Cool" with a sunglass emoji. If there were any of you still on the fence with regards to potential relationship in the future, that reply means this dude is well boxed in the friendship zone status.
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Yeah, I don't know why people think Adam would have a shot with Giggles, or that they even have an FWB arrangement.

Adam: Overweight, out-of-shape 50 year old in a state of arrested development and selective assholery.
Chey: 20 years younger, has an actual job, in great shape, and (seemingly) not an asshole.

Even Daphne can't be dumb enough to choose option A. But I still want Adam to try something and have Chey whip his ass up and down Main Street USA. I'd even wait in a "queue line" to see that.
 
ThereGoesTheMoney said:
Yeah, I don't know why people think Adam would have a shot with Giggles, or that they even have an FWB arrangement.

Adam: Overweight, out-of-shape 50 year old in a state of arrested development and selective assholery.
Chey: 20 years younger, has an actual job, in great shape, and (seemingly) not an asshole.

Even Daphne can't be dumb enough to choose option A. But I still want Adam to try something and have Chey whip his ass up and down Main Street USA. I'd even wait in a "queue line" to see that.
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Take it from a woman , Adam is gross looking & has an ugly personality !
 
Filters still can’t make you attractive David. Inside or out. Oh and Preacher Jim can’t accept the foundations of the US Constitution of freedeom of religion. It is his religion or no religion. A right wing lunatic that hates everyone but those that share his beliefs. Separation of Church and State Jim. Read something other than your cult material once in a while. It served to help you raise a vacuous, shallow, antisocial, narcissist. Just like you. Not Jesus like.
 
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Filters still can’t make you attractive David. Inside or out. Oh and Preacher Jim can’t accept the foundations of the US Constitution of freedeom of religion. It is his religion or no religion. A right wing lunatic that hates everyone but those that share his beliefs. Separation of Church and State Jim. Read something other than your cult material once in a while. It served to help you raise a vacuous, shallow, antisocial, narcissist. Just like you. Not Jesus like.
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Nailed that. I've said for a while that there are many who don't want freedom of religion. They want freedom of THEIR religion, including the freedom to force it on everyone else. Also, someone should ask his fat ass what the Bible has to say about gluttony.
 
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