Boy, he sure cranks out the vlogs nice and early when he's on "staycation".
His nephews/cousins are at UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA
. I bet that was a great conversation. "Cousin Adam, are you going to show us around Universal Studios too?" "Well, kids, sit down and old Uncle Adam will tell you a story..."
Adam gives his usual talk about how he's just going to see how the day goes and he's going to "wing it", which is just so tiresome.
Adam's natural habitat at this point in his life is hanging out with the older ladies at the pool, it really fits him perfectly.
Mr. Lazy Bones Moneybags is wearing his Crocs today and his poor tootsies can't stand them.
Somehow he didn't think to bring SOCKS with him even though he's going to be there all day and they're going out to DINNER. Instead of driving home in 10 mins and grabbing some socks, he just goes to the hotel gift shop and buys Mickey socks.
You knew he had to buy something, right?
Adam explains that he made sure to look up the dress code at Topolino's Terrace and their only rule is you can't wear a bathing suit. So
jackhole Adam sees this as some sort of a challenge and shows up with his unkempt hair, gross mustache, nasty stubble all over his face, overgrown eyebrows, a ratty old Mickey t-shirt he wore all day, old shorts, bright white socks and Crocs. JFC.
Adam is so lazy with this editing he is really messing it up. Suddenly they are at Riviera Resort and it seems like they drove there (he said they would), and after about 10 seconds of the Riviera parking lot, suddenly they are in the Skyliner leaving from the Epcot station??
While in the elevator at Riviera, Adam points the camera up and says "Look at that chandelier!" and his mom can't resist. She says, "It's beautiful,
I don't think it's called a chandelier, but it's beautiful." (Note to Adam: it's not a chandelier unless it's hanging by something from the ceiling)
Once seated, Adam notes the fancy cloth napkins (while he's dressed like a complete slob), and then you can tell he was triggered by his mom's chandelier comment, because he looks up at the light fixture on the room and says, "I guess you could classify that as a chandelier, Mom, maybe?" (it's not a chandelier either).
He really is playing up how fancy the restaurant is and how he dressed like good for nothing layabout who just rolled out of bed ON PURPOSE because he thinks the contrast is funny.
Everyone orders the same dish - rigatoni with braised beef, mushrooms and broccolini. When the food comes Adam's mom asks him what's in it again, and Adam can't remember. Between this and the bread basket, I guess Adam's doing an early carbo-load for his half marathon.
After dinner Adam stands in the parking lot and says, "And we ended up finishing eating." You just can't get content like this anywhere else, folks.
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Sorry but I have a whole thing against using children for content and money. Yes, I also severely dislike the trackers for this reason.
