Adam the Woo #16 Grooms young women but not himself

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After seeing him in person earlier this week, that mirror photo is 100 percent complete and utter bullshit. However he's doing it, it takes a good 30 pounds off of him. What a narcissistic ass this guy is.

And yes, dumbfuck, progress is slow when you're 50 years old and you've lived a generally unhealthy lifestyle. There's no such thing as fast changes after the first couple of weeks. You want to be fit, it's a long-haul effort, not something you achieve in two months. I've been at it for five months. I've lost 15 pounds and added strength and muscle, but I am constantly evaluating and tweaking diet and training to get the best results I can. This clown will do something until it's not giving him what he wants, and then he'll quit.
 
ThereGoesTheMoney said:
And yes, dumbfuck, progress is slow when you're 50 years old and you've lived a generally unhealthy lifestyle. There's no such thing as fast changes after the first couple of weeks. You want to be fit, it's a long-haul effort, not something you achieve in two months. I've been at it for five months. I've lost 15 pounds and added strength and muscle, but I am constantly evaluating and tweaking diet and training to get the best results I can. This clown will do something until it's not giving him what he wants, and then he'll quit.
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Progress is also slow when you’re just walking on a treadmill for 30 minutes and working out without a plan. I think he said he does the chest press and bicep curls and that’s it.
He thinks he can walk for 30 minutes and eat cottage cheese and chickpeas on lettuce for dinner and that will make up for his unhealthy lifestyle.
 
dirtnap101 said:
I just came back from a brisk 2 mile, 31 minute walk (outside in the sun, mind you, not stuck inside in my garage), my Fitbit tells me I burned 380 calories and the dog pulled a lot so that's like lifting light weights. I didn't know it, but I guess I'm training for a marathon 🥴
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Don't forget to have 2-3 "cheat days" per week. It's mandatory whenever you go anywhere you must order whatever has the highest fat, sodium and calorie count on the menu. Heck it, you must order TWO of them and eat it all (food wasting hurts Jesus). But it's OK, because they're CHEAT DAYS! And those are essential to any weight loss/half marathon training routine. Besides, August is a long way away.
 
DA Stella said:
Don't forget to have 2-3 "cheat days" per week. It's mandatory whenever you go anywhere you must order whatever has the highest fat, sodium and calorie count on the menu. Heck it, you must order TWO of them and eat it all (food wasting hurts Jesus). But it's OK, because they're CHEAT DAYS! And those are essential to any weight loss/half marathon training routine. Besides, August is a long way away.
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Right, you can't eat air fryer veggies EVERY DAY, right?

A long way off, he says vaguely, as if he doesn't mention the exact number of days in every other IG post (133 days until your b-day, ADAM!)
 
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Over on Facebook using that photo to fish for compliments about “ how good he looks” 🤮🤮🤮
 

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eatcherheartout said:
Progress is also slow when you’re just walking on a treadmill for 30 minutes and working out without a plan. I think he said he does the chest press and bicep curls and that’s it.
He thinks he can walk for 30 minutes and eat cottage cheese and chickpeas on lettuce for dinner and that will make up for his unhealthy lifestyle.
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Oh, his "weightlifting" is a total waste of time. I'm sure his idea is the long-debunked idea of "lift light weights for tone." He has no clue what he's doing. And to clarify, it's OK to be a novice - we all have to start somewhere. But he also has no desire to learn. He just wants to do whatever he feels like and get results from it. So since the results are too slow for him, he manipulates his photos to make him look thinner than he is.
 
ThereGoesTheMoney said:
Oh, his "weightlifting" is a total waste of time. I'm sure his idea is the long-debunked idea of "lift light weights for tone." He has no clue what he's doing. And to clarify, it's OK to be a novice - we all have to start somewhere. But he also has no desire to learn. He just wants to do whatever he feels like and get results from it. So since the results are too slow for him, he manipulates his photos to make him look thinner than he is.
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Yep , and the Woovian Cult eat it up 😩
 
dirtnap101 said:
You just knew the wheel would land on Celebration in the clown car for religious Adam's Good Friday, right?

Yes, it's the story of Easter and Jesus Christ with Adam The Woo and his collared non-Hawaiian shirt.

Adam complains about parking in Celebration yet again. He gets coffee at Starbucks yet again.

I think he's trying to keep the 'stache for his baseball visit to Denver coming up, but you can tell he hates it. The last time he did it he got a lot of views, so he did it again, but the results have not been quite as good:
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Suddenly, this is a religious channel with Reverend Jim Williams Junior as we attend a Good Friday performance at the Celebration church
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Jesus is, as always in America, portrayed by a good looking white man. Adam is very excited to find out that the actor playing Jesus is the same one who worked at his favorite obsession, the Holy Land Experience.

If you think Adam's camera quality is good normally, wait until you see it at night while propped up on the dashboard on the clown car. Tack sharp!
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This is the kind of vlog Adam loves, because it's so low effort on his part. Drive the clown car, get a coffee, 85% of the vlog is the church performance, and he can wrap it up while he carts himself home to the Woomansion. Perfect ATW 2024.

After Adam got home he stayed up late to watch Gone With The Wind. He should've watched that before he went to the racist Civil War event

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He didn’t watch the whole movie, just played the “I don’t give a damn” for us haters. Nice try, Woo, but we’re onto you.
 
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