Adam Hattan #12 Chicken tenders touch his lips on samey samey Disney ships

Choose your Hiding Him quote

  • and I

    Votes: 13 12.6%
  • He looks between my left eye and my right eye

    Votes: 12 11.7%
  • My right hand's going to need a holiday!

    Votes: 12 11.7%
  • My tent pitches to full mast

    Votes: 14 13.6%
  • His pupils cut through the hairs of his eyebrows

    Votes: 25 24.3%
  • If you play your cards right, maybe I will take you up the North Mountain

    Votes: 8 7.8%
  • The accents of his words flick off his teeth

    Votes: 8 7.8%
  • My eyes close at the dissatisfaction of the splash

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • He tries digging himself out of the figurative hole he's dug himself

    Votes: 7 6.8%
  • Finn curses his lips

    Votes: 3 2.9%

  • Total voters
    103
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Since there is not much going on here I present another one of Adam's abandoned projects. . his YouTube channel "Adam Does Disney" here are some clips from one of his unlisted videos (only accessible from a direct link)
Here you go:
( the last time I posted an old unlisted video, Paging Mr. Moron made it private, so I imagine this will be set to private once Adam or Gary sees it here)

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Hey, Adam…why the long face?

Seriously. The sallow skin and the lack of facial hair, he looks like Frankenstein’s monster.
 
I guess this is what happens to a person who has to wake up at 10:30 am to check on emails, goes on countless trips to Disney World with his transactional friends while burning out after 2 hours at the park, sails on Disney Cruises enjoying game changing chicken sandwiches and cheese plates while watching sister act in his cabin, and becoming an "Acclaimed" author who has given the world classics such as Hiding Him, The Pumpkin Princess, and The Dream Guide: An Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World and Unofficial Guide to Disney Cruise Line it catches up to you.

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2023
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I guess this is what happens to a person who has to wake up at 10:30 am to check on emails, goes on countless trips to Disney World with his transactional friends while burning out after 2 hours at the park, sails on Disney Cruises enjoying game changing chicken sandwiches and cheese plates while watching sister act in his cabin, and becoming an "Acclaimed" author who has given the world classics such as Hiding Him, The Pumpkin Princess, and The Dream Guide: An Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World and Unofficial Guide to Disney Cruise Line it catches up to you.

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Ouch time has not treated him well. He’s aged like 20 years.
 
He looks shattered.

I still don't understand why he doesn't move to the USA for a year properly. He could go to all the theme parks they have and do a tour of them, maybe even rating them.

But no. He'll either go to Disneyland, Disney World or Disney cruise. Rinse and repeat content means eventually he'll be irrelevant.
 
He looks shattered.

I still don't understand why he doesn't move to the USA for a year properly. He could go to all the theme parks they have and do a tour of them, maybe even rating them.

But no. He'll either go to Disneyland, Disney World or Disney cruise. Rinse and repeat content means eventually he'll be irrelevant.

Moving to the states is easier said than done though to be fair.

Plus, he would never handle the reality of moving somewhere. All the paperwork, learning how to live day to day, and he would have to drive over there really which is something I've never seen him do. He also doesn't really have any interest in theme parks, it's disney only with an occasional dip into universal.

His world is small and narrow
 
Yeah he doesn't seem to like non Disney theme parks. He isn't comfortable in holiday spots like Mykonos. No interest is scenery. No interest in cities. No interest in history. No interest in the outdoors. In his book Cadam said something about his pants tenting for musical theatre. BS. Adam once thought he could be a west end star, that's the extent! There's no way an actual musical theatre fan would fly over New York City 5 times per year and never stop. He doesn't do museums or galleries. He hates fine dining.

Disney and sitting on the couch watching TV is about the extent of his interests so a change of location won't do anything to switch up his content. 💤
 
Yeah he doesn't seem to like non Disney theme parks. He isn't comfortable in holiday spots like Mykonos. No interest is scenery. No interest in cities. No interest in history. No interest in the outdoors. In his book Cadam said something about his pants tenting for musical theatre. BS. Adam once thought he could be a west end star, that's the extent! There's no way an actual musical theatre fan would fly over New York City 5 times per year and never stop. He doesn't do museums or galleries. He hates fine dining.

Disney and sitting on the couch watching TV is about the extent of his interests so a change of location won't do anything to switch up his content. 💤

Yeah, as a theatre fan myself there is no way Adam is a fan. In fact he barely has any other interests outside wdw (I'm not convinced he is even that big an actual Disney fan).
 
What's he blabbering on about? Who is 'they'? Why is he acting like he is doing something wrong and using the Louis Spence clip? Him going to wdw is hardly a surprising or unusual occurrence.

The only odd thing is he is going in July...good luck with that Adam 🤣🤣 height of summer and American and UK school holidays

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The only odd thing is he is going in July...good luck with that Adam 🤣🤣 height of summer and American and UK school holidays
I just looked at next weeks weather forecast for the parks and I have no clue how Adam will survive an hour at the parks! 🥵Get ready for plenty of chill time at the hotel.

Do we know if any of his transactional friends will be in Orlando this week??? Any clue if Gary is going? So either we are going to get another mega vlog next month or the start of a vlog series.

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I just looked at next weeks weather forecast for the parks and I have no clue how Adam will survive an hour at the parks! 🥵Get ready for plenty of chill time at the hotel.

Do we know if any of his transactional friends will be in Orlando this week??? Any clue if Gary is going? So either we are going to get another mega vlog next month or the start of a vlog series.

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So the summer off lasted all of 5 mins

Or have things not gone so well with the last vlogs and the book and he needs some cash
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I just looked at next weeks weather forecast for the parks and I have no clue how Adam will survive an hour at the parks! 🥵Get ready for plenty of chill time at the hotel.

Do we know if any of his transactional friends will be in Orlando this week??? Any clue if Gary is going? So either we are going to get another mega vlog next month or the start of a vlog series.

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Yeah I've been in july/August before. It's hot!! The humidity is so strong. I mean, it's fine if you're sensible and just power through. The crowds will be high too.

For the average person, you just get on with it. Adam, he can't handle the parks in low/mid season. Never mind now.
 
Sad* to inform everyone that after a week since release, both the hardback and the kindle version have now dropped out of the top 10,000 on Amazon to 12,824 and 17,643. That translates to approx 304 (hardback) and 223 (kindle) sales per month.

(* not really)
It's a good job he increased that order to thousands!! 😜😜
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I made the mistake of watching Bog Brush's latest slog 'catch up with me.' Out of all the narsistic self-obsessed things she said, was when she explained 'I'm going to see Taylor Swift with friends (blatantly Twattan and Gary C##t) who also are vloggers, were not announcing when were going. Yeah live, because people going to see Taylor will really gove a shit that you lot of muppets are there!
 
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I just looked at next weeks weather forecast for the parks and I have no clue how Adam will survive an hour at the parks! 🥵Get ready for plenty of chill time at the hotel.

Do we know if any of his transactional friends will be in Orlando this week??? Any clue if Gary is going? So either we are going to get another mega vlog next month or the start of a vlog series.

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I saw on Instagram that Dale and his bf are currently at WDW.
 
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