jack monroe

Thanks to @DisgruntledGoat and a hilarious squig for the title. Your prize is a plate of anaemic roasties, each one served individually on a hockey puck of a Yorkshire pud. Enjoy! Jack remains thankfully absent from Twitter after the Great Roast Potato Catastrofuck. On Instagram, however...

Thanks to dear heart @jenny2603 for thread title suggestion, from a squiggle tweet. Your prize is one of Ma Monroe's prized roast spuds pal 😬 Speaking of which, as we speak, Jack has actually flounced off twitter due to an avalanche of mirth at said potatoes. Calls from squigs for the...

Some absolute genius nominated the words of a squig for thread title but I can't find them to give them their prize of a day trip to Hastings. Ah well. In the last thread Jack dabbled in a little bit of politics slagging off the government with the edgy use of a swear, and did Catherine...

Well done to @People-huv-tae-know for the thread title! Words from a blue tick on Twitter. In the last thread, Jack’s recent claims of attempted ‘identity theft’ were further discussed. Hold my tumble drier fluff and light a tin can candle - there’s only a bladdy publishing date for Thrifty...

Welcome to thread #402. Congratulations to @Shimmering, who suggested the most voted thread title (slightly amended because it was too long) based on words from a squig. Your prize is an investigating police squad all of your own! Jack was wisely silent for most of the previous thread, but alas...

Well done to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title! You win a year’s subscription to DIVA. It’s all gone a bit tits up for DIVA, who tried to defend Jack yesterday but were faced with backlash. Jack has been observing a couple of days’ silence after the queen’s funeral - perhaps she’s been...

Title by @Mrs Peel Please read the pink wiki if new. Please respect the forum rules etc. Recap - Jack has gone very quiet….

Welcome to another new thread, three ninety-nine and we’re feeling fine 😎 Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the thread title nomination, and to a squig for the very apt words. You each win an officer and a gentleman, ooh err! Honourable mentions to @Brian Butterfield and @Valiofthedolls for...

Welcome Frau to thread 398. Please do send recapos for anything I've missed. Thanks to @WaffleKent for nominating the title courtesy of a squig's words. Last thread, Jack decided to accuse her detractors of wanting her to STOP BREATHING (citation needed). Nigella broke her silence to give her...

Winning thread provided by squid nominated by @DisgruntledGoat - your prize a first edition of Jacks first album “that’s not my fanny” due for release December 2022 soon. please can someone do a recap New members please read the wiki which you will find if you press the pink button at the top...

Title nominated by @Smeghead, words by @LavaFlake. You both win front row seats to the Tom Waits Tribute Gig starting now on Twitter. In the last thread we saw the limited extent of Jack's relationship with ONS regarding the VBI exposed (one meeting, once) and a recording of the talk in...

Well done @Marmalade Atkins for the thread title! Your prize is any kind of happy place after seeing Jack’s feet (and the rest) for the eleventeenth time. Words said by Jack. On one of those nights. Here is a recap by @Menopausal Stormtrooper: It was busy, busy, busy on the last thread. We...

Thread title nomination courtesy of the abominably named @MoistenedGussets, originating from the increasingly aware Comments Club. I know the thread is very active currently, so if this is incorrect send gulag-os It’s all pinging off on Twitter like a Soviet era RBMK nuclear power plant. This...

Another day, another 🧵 Well on Twitter she snipped and she sniped and her followers went down As usual, a (delete as appropriate) Jaccident/ convenient sudden illness happened right before her work events But she powered through with one of her disgusting concoctions taking the credit...

Winning thread title, words from a squig supplied by me 🙇‍♀️ nominated by @LeftoverCoffee. Congratulations your prize is the remaining chicken 🐔 bacon 🥓 black pudding 🩸 prune 💩 carrot 🥕 and celery 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pie - named in your honour In the last thread Jack: Wanted to throw a pie at the new...

Welcome to thread three ninety one! Congratulations to @bladiesla and a very optimistic bookshop for the title, you win one of the few remaining unsold copies of GFFBD! In the last thread Jack went to Dublin, and has just paid her respects to herself The Queen. Please feel free to add more...

Congratulations to @Slop n slide for nominating @jenny2603 's words for the thread title! You both win a used sofa and some PJ bottoms bought from a festival (missing the label). Jack spent the night on the sofa because she has given up her room to SB, who lost his room to storage for the house...

Toot Toot. Hello to another Jack Monroe thread. All newbies welcome, please have a read over the wiki (pink button above) to get yourself acquainted with the darling of the left, Poverty Princess herself. Hello, and by huge demand of @SendReceive 's Squig post, we have our thread title, thank...

Thread title nominated by a squig , highlighted by @usefullyuseless and screenshot by @Justacatindisguise Slightly amended the local police name for....errmmm...decency Vague recap : Night time drama where she argued the police definitely are watching her @s, if not on the haunted bird app...

Thanks to @reCAPTCHA for thread title idea and @MaineCoonMama for suggesting it. No prizes I'm afraid. After all the sausage shennagins you should all take a minute to think about what you've done. (Title originally said Shite but I winged it and used another word - do you really not understand...

Happy Saturday, Dear Tender ones. Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob nominating @Smeghead 's post for winning the thread title competition. You win a mildly moist fireman's jacket, an arm each. Musty! RECAP: -Jack says she is getting a bodyguard because being called out on Twitter is the...

Toot toot! My tender hearts, we are entering the "It's coming," era of Jack pretending to fulfil her Patreon responsibilities. Credit to @Django for the thread title. Your prize is an assymetric haircut. That's right, ASSymetric, whether you want one or not. Jack is self-soothing by...

Welcome to thread #384. What a week, eh? (Captain, it's only Thursday) Congratulations to @auntylil, who nominated the winning thread title from a squig post. You win Jack's spare floral boiler suit. I'd give it a long boil wash before wearing if I were you. Please keep title thread...

Bing Bong, it's another day in the mad, bad world of Jack Monroe. Congrats to @WaffleKent for nominating the winning thread title from a squig post. You win the rest of the pickled radishes! Zingy! (Can we keep title noms past post 500 please, I'm going all Jon Bercow and asking for order...

Hello again to thread-a-day Jackie, it's all a bit mad, eh, pals?! Thread title by @Lurker1985! and recommended by @JombleWomble. You both win a day off from the chaos. Be free! Recap- Jack is continuing to lie, that's all I got. Please help with recaps. Newbies please have a look at the...