jack monroe

Toot toot new thread amid a chaos. Well done @Geetbo and @heretoreaditall2019 for our new thread title, you win subscriptions to the Daily Mail, erm, congrats! The Daily Mail printed an article on Jack and AM, chaos ensuing. That's all I got, pals.

Thread title by @MavisBeacon nominated by @traumatised sideboard - you win your choice of any of the slops cooked in thread 2. For those who've stumbled on this thread by accident, it's a spin-off of the Jack Monroe threads where Tattlers are cooking their way through Jack's seven cookbooks in...

Thanks to random squig for sharing a newsletter and gifting us this thread title, nominated by @Jelly Bean Jack has been pretty quiet so a chaos is probably imminent. She hasn’t moved house yet or refunded Patreon squig. She did post a “covertly filmed” video of her wrestling with Content...

Roll up, roll up, it's that time again. Another ride on the Monrollercoaster of chaos, get your tickets here! I hope it's ok that I have modified the swear and length of the thread title by @Lucky Escape and nominated by @Lucy Aeroplane. The original is a thing of beauty. Jack is still...

Congratulations to @OwlChampagne , nominating @NobblyBobbly ’s words for the title. You both win a slice or spoon of a dish of your choice from the last thread, washed down with @That Forensic Man ’s choppy egg. Brava/o for all your efforts. Hardly surprising that none of Jack’s recipes aren’t...

Welcome to thread #425, the superbly apt title was created by @traumatised sideboard and nominated by @Fruitjack. Chapeau dear hearts, bowls of slop with dead pets or pet semitaries for you both of you (may the vegan Gods forgive me). To be honest I don't have much of a recap as Jack has been...

Thank you to @Lumpyspaceprincess and an unknown second frau for the thread title. You both win a Harvester mixed grill with salad bar option, so step forward to claim your prize. The last thread closed with Jack waxing lyrical over the joys of a large mixed doner with all the trimmings when...

A thread to document and discuss the challenges and chaos of making one of Jack Monroe’s many ‘recipes’.

Thread title by @Whaa? nominated by @Brian Butterfield - your prize is an advance copy of Grifty Kitchen each. Jack is in the middle of the mother and father of all clean-up acts. She's written a Patreon post apologising to her backers and put up an explanation for the Teemill money on her...

Thanks to dear hearts @MrsFawlty and @Geetbo for thread title suggestion and nomination. Your prizes are Pumble flavoured Viennetas. Go well pals. Yes Jack has now made Vienneta her thing. Quirky smol pixie that she is. She went to Asda and there was an hilarious anecdote about a Schrodinger's...

Toot toot, batten down the hatches; a chaos may be brewing. Well done dear heart @Geetbo for winning the thread title with a Squig quote. You win a Tory as a friend. Fingers crossed it's the haunted coatrack, handy! Right, so Jack is back and being a overly namaste guru or snarky mare on...

Congrats to @Falkor and @Emmapism for the marvellous thread title. You each win one of Caroline's hands. Well, in the last thread, Caroline herself may or may not have turned up to dish the dirt on the slops. Canal consensus appears to be that it was not Caroline at all, but possibly the slop...

Thread title (slightly edited to remove swear!) by @colouredlines nominated by @Valiofthedolls - your prize is a trolley dash around the nearest Cotswold Co showroom. Jack went to a Counting Crows gig on a VIP ticket which a friend 'happened' to have going spare. The Canal has been...

Thread title by @jenny2603 nominated by @Valiofthedolls - your joint prize is tickets to next year's Pink News awards. Jack didn't win the award she was nominated for at last night's ceremony. She's not yet given us her hot take on the current political turmoil, nor have we seen her response...

Howdy y'all, it's another new thread. Well done @Hollaaa for nomming @Lazarus for our new thread title, you win Jack's sense of honesty, no stealing required. Jackie came back snarky, but has since vanished again. Who knows what Smol Pixie is up to. The Frau's continued their FORENSIC stock...

Toot Toot. It's Saturday night with a shiny new thread. Thank you @jenny2603 for nominating this Squig quote for our new thread title, you get Jack's goodie bag, yoink. Jack attended the Observer Food Monthly awards and the readers voted her to be their Food Hero. Nice. She wore her Diva suit...

Bing bong, it's another Jack Monroe thread. Well done @Brian Butterfield for our new thread title, you get to choose one piece of Jack's Viv's (RIP) collection. You'll look fabulous, darling. Jack is still MIA. THAT man got in her niche by going on Radio 4 and he went viral with his...

Toot Toot! Jack is back. Boo, I guess. Well done @MavisBeacon for nominating @Smeghead 's words for our new thread title. You both win a night out in Southend with Jack, Russ and that other internet weirdo, I forget their name. Spoon's O'clock! Anyway, yes Jack is back, and she's turned a...

Thread title by a perceptive squig on twitter and nominated by: @Brian Butterfield. Your prize is a Saturday Is Treat Day plate with slop on it and a handy bin near by. The recap is limited. As usual there has been suspected sock activity. Jack updated her bio but is otherwise behaving the...

Mod edit, so this stays somewhat on topic can the offtopic threads be used for the offtopic chats. --- Thread title by a ridiculous squig on twitter and Nominated by: @Hollaaa, you win a portion of green eggs and slop. As for the recap - get fucked! Not really dear hearts 😘 Jack has been...

Thread title by an unknown squid on twitter and Nominated by: jenny2603 Who wins a signed and laminated original hand written copy of Jack's Poetry. Mind those edges, sharp. As for recap... She's Oh So Quiet.... She's Oh so still.... She's all alone.... And so peaceful until..... Please read...

Thanks to tender one @Geetbo and dear heart @moldwarp for thread title suggestion and nomination. Your prize is tea for two at Southend's premier dog friendly cafe. Whether you wish to help other customers with vague 'things' whilst you are there is entirely up to you. Previous thread news: As...

Thread title courtesy of a Kickstarter squig, nominated by @Valiofthedolls - your prize is all the Oktoberfest beer you can drink. Jack is still off Twitter but has reappeared on Instagram with some new Content. The squigs are pointing out that Content needs a decent groom because she's...

Thank you to @Ooointitot for the thread title, nominating @ChickenPorridge ’s words. You both win one egg, to share. Recap of last thread: Jack has been the subject of a podcast (Blocked and Reported) and a Sunday Woman article. She is still off Twitter. (please add to this if you wish!)

Thread title brought to us by Ms Sawyer (@Veronicaaa ) and @Menopausal Stormtrooper - coined by a squig to whom we'd like to pass on the message: babe, same x Your prizes are a glass of deliciously stagnant water rower juice and a copy of James Martin's Potatoes. Jack is aff it (Twitter, that...