jack monroe

Welcome one and all... what a lovely day its been! Thanks to @Belgian Bun for the thread title as nominated by @BlendedSlop You have won a tin of unrinsed hoops. You'll need to share, I only have -£14.30 in my bank, now fuck off. Previous thread here -...

Toot toot! Rinse yer hoops, we have a new thread! Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-354-who-funds-you-jack.32360/page-54 Congratulations to @Munchfrausen on the thread title, you win a day trip with Tom Kerridge and James Martin, with the chance to eat some saucy...

New thread time, first time doing this, so pls be tender with my softy softy pancreas, PALS. Thread title courtesy of (I think?) the brave dissenting squigs of Twitter and nominated by dear heart Jenny Numbers @jenny2603. If I'm wrong tell me but I am autistic so am very unlikely to be...

Words from MN, suggested by our ever brilliant @Brian Butterfield . Wowser. That was a ride- out chaosing the chaos. More screenshots from AM. More deflection from Jack. The other site has a thread, it still rumbles, or rather pumbles on, leading to speculation and well, gossip. Finally, and...

Welcome to thread 352 everyone, new and old friends! Congratulations to @CrackingOwlSanctuary for a cracking thread title and to @DrtCrl for nominating it. Your prize - front row tickets to the Pyramid Stage at Twitter If you are new, please have a look at the wiki, pink button at the top of...

Thread title words courtesy of a squig in the wild, nominated by dear heart @Falkor @Lazarus and tender one, @Russian Doll. Your prize will be kindly donated by strangers on the internet, whenever the tight fisted moaners cough up. Wiki is the pink button at the top (in case you wonder who TD...

Congratulations to newcomer @meizee for the thread title based on a squiggle’s tweet that they can’t afford to send cash-o to Jack, but they could crochet something (they have a lot of yarn, apparently) your prize is looking after Jack’s social media accounts for the day. It’s finally happening...

Congrats to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. You win a tray of Jack's cookies, fresh from her easy bake oven. Face full of filler, begging on Twitter by @Emmapism deserves a mention as well. Well, she wrote a new Thing about being strapped for cash and it was even more metaphor-ridden...

Welcome ninnies to your shiney new thread words by herself, nominated by @L3moning your prize. A print of celery Edinburgh previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-347-nationalise-patreon.32118/page-52 jack was been a total nightmare, once again announcing her son (no longer...

Thread title by @HotesTilaire nominated by @hydeist - congratulations, your prize is the world's smallest flat, I hope you'll be very happy there together. In the previous thread Jack appeared on GMB to talk about the cost of living increases, took Content to the vet (again), said that she was...

Welcome to thread 346, and congratulations to @Griftymcgriftface for the winning title nomination and @Mogmog and @Limey for the words. ETA. You all win a spite glitterball! if you’re new, please have a look at the wiki, pink button up there. Would anyone like to do a recap? We are mid-chaos...

New thread title courtesy of a squig, nominated by @Boyo your prize, some thrupenny crumble nuts and some thumbprint conkers wiki is the pink button at the top when nominating thread title, please use #thread title no swears please 😇 Thumblina Peapod was a PIA but whats new please feel free...

We've made it to thread 344! Title courtesy of @HansThatDoDishes - your prize is half a GCSE. For newer readers, back in January Jack managed to go viral on Twitter with a claim that basic food prices had risen by 344%. This ultimately led to her launching the Vimes Boots Index, which...

Thread title words courtesy of @OwlRightsReserved nominated by @StringyMango. I've saved some nice prune and bean sucky snacks for you both to cool down in the heat. Newbies please read the wiki (pink button) and when nominating thread titles please use the words 'thread title'. Swearing is not...

Thread title courtesy of @Mr Krabs via @Shimmering congratulations dear hearts, take the day off in your hammocks in celebration. Don't forget the varnish. If you're new please read the wiki (pink button up top) and when nominating a thread title, use the words 'thread title'. Swearing is...

Congratulations to @Froggies for the thread title, words by @Vinbisha , which are about Jack’s brand new, incredibly meaningful tattoo of a key with an upside-down tag attached to it (that references a page in the AA book about Acceptance). Your prize is a visually offputting tattoo by an...

Congratulations to @Ostapbender for the thread title. Your prize is a small, but meaningful tattoo (catch: it must be of one of Jack’s drawings). Words by a squig who had a pretty good point. https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-339-david-attenborough-lied-about-walruses.31560/post-10692475...

Thread title a vehement anti-Attenborough squig's words, nominated by @Falkor you win front row tickets to the annual Walrus Throwing Competition. Newbies check out the wiki which is the pink button up top. When nominating a thread title, please use the words 'thread title' and no swearing! In...

Thread title by Jack themselves, nomination from @Griftymcgriftface - congratulations, your prize is a big bowl of Family Trifle. Recap of the last thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-337-the-gaslighting-desperation-of-a-narcissist.31455/ 1. Jack asked for suggestions on where to...

Congratulations to @usefullyuseless for the thread title. Words from Jack herself, about that man who’s too scared to take an interview with her, Boris Johnson. Your prize is leadership of the Tory party with a direct red telephone line from Jack’s house. Recap of last thread: 1. Jack boasted...

Thread title nom @Griftymcgriftface words by @Brian Butterfield. Congratulations both, your prize? Anything, literally anything from any isle in any supermarket, just help yourself we will all turn a blind eye. Wiki is the pink button above 👆 for those watching in black and white it’s the...

Thread title courtesy of @Pocahontas a nice little riff on one of our previous thread titles. You win the bed soup of the day. Or night. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. When nominating a thread title please use the words 'thread title' and no swearing allowed in them. In the last thread...

Welcome to thread 334 everyone! Thread title congratulations to @TheDragonWithAFlagon for the words and @BlendedSlop for nominating them! Your prize is Not Chard. In the last thread Jack tweeted a lot. If anyone can manage to recap it I will be eternally grateful! For newcomers, please have a...

Congratulations to @Boyo for the thread title, words from a squig. Recap of last thread: Jack wants to sell her clothes, who wants to buy them? Err, no she doesn’t want to donate them to a charity shop, wash your dang mouth out. And, of course she was planning on splitting it 50/50 with a...

previously https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-331-safe-word-pumble.31196/page-52 not sure who the creator of the winning thread title is, but you get a front seat at the lorraine gig somebody please do a recap, as there was so much chaos wiki is pink button above please highlight thread...