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Congrats to @noweverythingsucks and @jenny2603 for bringing us this banger from a squig. You both win a colander to save you from the carabiner and s-hook hack. It’s been a wonderful day on the canal. Grifty Kitchen is barely over 24 hours old and Pan MacMillan and Trussell Trust have distanced...

Thread title nomination by a relatively new frau @bracrumbs - congratulations 🥳 you win a signed copy of Jack Monroes, released today, book Thrifty Kitchen, sadly it will not include any #Jackhacks that may result in you losing or scolding any of your body parts cos they’ve been taken out by the...

Welcome to the new thread, it’s Grifty Kitchen publication day 😁 roll up, roll up, for some recently revised hints and new recipes! Yes, the ebook was withdrawn and hastily revised to remove reference to opening a tin with a small knife, or using a cloth with 4 carabiners and an s-hook as a...

Welcome to thread 450. Title by @Satisfying Click nominated by @Raker and @MavisBeacon Recap: Jack has flounced from twitter after people made fun of her for her dangerous and ridiculous "hacks". It's Grifty Kitchen eve! Publication day is tomorrow. The ebook is still MIA, presumed pulped.

Congratulations to @Hollaaa for the winning thread title. Your prize is an old squash bottle filled with dryer water. TOOT TOOT. Mini recap: Jack's new book is getting roasted more than her ma's DIRE potatoes. Meanwhile the canal is having the best time. Continuez s'il vous plait Wiki is the...

Thanks to @Geetbo for the thread title, nominated by @heretoreaditall2019. You both win a book of your choice from Jack’s 2022 reading list. Jack had a lovely relaxing new year with a hundred sausage rolls and a party of people who definitely weren’t imaginary. Grifty Kitchen is IN THE SHOPS...

New thread, new year, new … Jack? Thanks for the title go to @Pantomimehorse for this post https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-446-egg-rings-in-america-wo-ah.36244/post-13297440 and @Emmapism for nominating. Do you like sausage rolls? You both win fifty of them. Jack hailed in the new year...

Thread title from Jenny Nums via an assist from the Archduchess. Something from Viv's (actual RIP) wardrobe for each of you. In the last thread we got a preview of Jack's new book and it's jam-packed with truly Byronic content. Read the Wiki, new fraus. Could this be the last thread of 2022...

Welcome to thread 445! Congratulations to @Terrible for the nomination, and @Valiofthedolls for pointing out the ridiculousness of the words from @Jack_M herself In the last thread, chaos! *insert Elmo flames gif here* Would anyone care to recap please? For newcomers, hi! Please check out...

Words by @blurstoftimes nominated by @Ooointitot - your prize is a box each from Jack's packing pile. Jack is continuing to complain about the canal keeping tabs on her spending. @Bugger13 found out their stepbrother and wife once had Jack to stay and confirmed she was surgically attached to...

Thread title by a squig, nominated by @hiyaaaacath - your prize is all the leftover jellied eel you can eat! Jack has been planning a Renegade Christmas of pie, mash and eels. The only evidence of slop seen so far is a parsley liquor the colour of Shrek. She has also promoted the BillyChip...

Thank you to @HotesTilaire for creating the title and @Ooointitot for nominatiing it. Jellied eels and mis-delivered shopping for both of you. Welcome to the new thread. In short (5'1 smol pixie size) Jack is back and as sarky as ever. She's been nasty, won an award, got a new agent and told...

New thread. Title by a squig, nominated by @HotesTilaire Someone please add a recap below!

Welcome to the new thread. Title by @MediaMonkey nominated by @MavisBeacon Recap: Jack won't be tuning in to the new episode of Grift and Griftability as she is off to a festive costume party! TOOT TOOT!

Thread title from @SendReceive nominated by @Shimmering. You can both share a jar of my artisan pickled beans for a seasonal salad that serves zero. Jack silently returned to Twitter to update her agent's details. Did Rosemary bin her off? Will this be another mystery in a provocative shroud a...

Thread title nommed by @jenny2603 from a squig's words. You win vouchers for short-acting botox treatments. In the last thread: the trollclaims thread never materialised. We are bereft. Wiki is the pink button up top. Please use the words 'thread title' when nominating one. Swearing in thread...

Welcome all to the new thread. The title was suggested by maverick @Lumpyspaceprincess and modified by Mom Poca (can I draw your garden?). You both win £500 worth of botox presented in a slow cooker. Jack is back, nuclear mushroom clouds have replaced the tumble weed. Buckle up, she is as...

Massive congratulations to @MaineCoonMama for the winning thread title. Your prize is a kettle polished by Jack herself. Er, I wouldn't drink from it. What the hell is going on? I've no idea. Not a lot. Jack has been absent from Twitter. Is she moving? Is she in rehab? I'm sure all will be...

There was a smol chaos with the thread titles as there were two with the same number of likes. I asked Psychic Slopbot for assistance and he chose this one from @FlirtyThirty so congratulations, your prize is an all expenses paid trip to Per Rialto. Enjoy the gelato, I hear it's peripatetic...

Thread title nominated by @Shimmering your prize is cleaning my door handles. Recap: Jack broke her previous record of not tweeting. For newbies the wiki is the pink button up top. When nominating a thread title use the words 'thread title' and NO FLIPPING SWEARING.

Congratulations @Shimmering for the thread title. You get to choose one of the slops from the slopalong to eat. Jack is still lying low after the roasting she got when she last returned to twitter. She didn't show up for her lecture to the Welsh poors but has just reactivated twitter. Go well...

Thanks to @Hollaaa for the banging thread title. You win a single roll of expensive wallpaper and a roll of sellotape. Quick recap: Jack is still off twitter after her weekend chaos. She briefing reappeared this morning in a blink and you’d miss it way to update her days sober (after the...

Congrats @Bugger13 and @Ooointitot for the banging new thread title. You each win one of SB’s roller skates. Jack had LEFT Twitter again and the canal awaits her appearance in Wales on Wednesday with bated breath. Go well tender ones x

Ohhhh Lordy Shes LEFT! Before we address that, congratulations to @Brian Butterfield on title nomination, words provided by Jack Stan. Brian you win a tester pot of farrow and ball sloppipe and a pair of dupe Tiffany earrings for your scabby ear. For any newbies please have a look at the Wiki...

Yaaay new thread! Just in time for Jack’s new hairdo 🥱 Congratulations to @jenny2603 and @Geetbo for the thread title! You both win a haircut from a Turkish silver fox💈 Would anyone like to recap please? Newcomers, check out the wiki, it’s the pink button, somewhere up there up there ⬆