jack monroe

Welcome Dear Tender Ones. I've been cheeky with the thread title, technically @Boyo wins with their Courtney Love ref, but it was quite early on in the thread, so I've added it to @Valiofthedolls second place winner that's later on. You both win a gas mask to save you from Jack's gaslighting...

Welcome back to another late night with Mx Monroe. Toot Toot! Congrats to @ChaosCEO winning thread title competition with @elepal nominating you. You both get a totally sincere apology off Jack. Atone! Jack went real nasty towards a well meaning squig and the FMs took it to a new depth...

Here’s a new thread team. Sorry can’t remember who said this but it’s so true !! Can someone recap if they’re not feeling too unwell with the current chaos.

Thread title courtesy of a squig, nominated by @Semi_literate_bot Welcome to any new readers of the Jack Monroe threads, you join us in the middle of one of Jack's regular chaoses. We'd recommend you have a quick look at the Wiki (the pink button at the top) which will bring you up to speed on...

Congrats to @Valiofthedolls for the thread title, you win a new kitchen designed by Jack and her 42-year-old friend. Words spoken by Kirsty Strickland on Twitter, in response to Jack’s latest poverty playtime. Yep, she’s back on the £20 pound food shops from her happy place (Asda) and she’s so...

Title suggested by @lucyq purloined from a thread ~elsewhere~. Please add to this summary if you can, but Jack seems to be getting her comeuppance via an esteemed journo and documentary maker and is hoping if she ignores it and yomps off to Asda, it'll all go away. Read the wiki via the pink...

Thanks for the thread title @Lazarus and @Brian Butterfield You each win a bowl of three tin tender, lovingly prepared by Geetbo (the meat will be strained for the vegan version). Recap of last thread: She’s on her way back from her second home of bonny Edinbraw, after a rethink and delete of...

Hello Tender ones. We are currently recovering from the Self-Love Loving Jack gave us at the book festival. It was a lot. Well done to @Justacatindisguise for winning the thread title competition. You get to ride with Jack on the way home. Sweet! Jack gave her talk, and she lied again, she...

Congrats to @Fitnessqueen for the thread title! You win a lovely, just lovely, houndstooth blazer with optional elbow patches. Recap of last thread: She’s at the Edinburgh Book Festival, appearing in her second talk as we speak. There was an #ootd selfie from her hotel bathroom. Please add as...

Congrats @Brian Butterfield for winning the thread title competition, you get a free signed copy of Jack's latest book. Wow! Jack appeared at her talk, she cried, she lied, she turned up in Birkenstocks. She also got offensive and made up a story about looking like a comedian. Please help...

Och Aye wee Fraus*, you join us here in bonny Scotland as Jack has landed in the land of Haggis and bagpipes for her Very Important Work thing. For real. Well done to @Geetbo for nominating @Ooointitot 's title nomination. You get a drink token for a local eatery in Edinburgh, Dishoom, you...

Thanks to @Justacatindisguise for title inspiration and @Ellabella for nominating it. Had to be moderated due to you both being potty mouths. Some sweaty second hand Pontins glow sticks are on their way to you both now - use them wisely kids - acccciiiiidddddd. Last thread ended with Jack back...

Thread title courtesy of @Griftymcgriftface - your prize is a chapeau of your choosing from a small independent hat shop in Southend. Molly finally dropped her full blog post on Medium. The wiki is the pink button up top, please use the words "thread title" when nominating one. Mod edit...

Toot Toot! It's Saturday night and we are dancing, not as hard as Jack at the kid's disco is though! Well done @Valiofthedolls for being first to nominate the thread title, you get a panda pop and some glow sticks. RECAP: Jack is currently on holiday at Pontins, with SB, his dad and...

New thread, title by TD and suggested by @Partygaters Also I know this is going to go down like a lead balloon. But I think it's best to cool it a bit on talking about call out accounts, especially directing what they should post. It makes me feel a bit uncomfortable as it's faceless accounts...

Hello Again! Well done to @OhHeck winning the title competition by @Smeghead 's suggestion. You win a makeover by Jack. Nice. Molly is breadcrumbing the blog, looks juicy. Jack is trying to pretend this all isn't happening, by giving away her tat, playing FIFA with SB, and being a moron...

Toot Toot! Well done @Brian Butterfield for your winning thread title, you get 15mins of slop. Jack has seemingly had some sort of meltdown and tweeted about beavers and Audrey Hepburn for some reason. She went full horror movie too just by saying 'go'. She continues with slop making and...

Congrats to @jenny2603 for the thread title. Your prize: a large bowl of gazpacho, slow cookered for authenticity. Jack has been active on Twitter, telling people that a friend pawned those engagement rings for her. Not sure why that’s a gotcha. (Sorry, that’s all I have for the recap, please add!)

Congrats to @Griftymcgriftface for the thread title, words from a squig’s mouth. Your prize, an engagement ring from H Samuel’s preloved EBay page. 1. Politicians have quietly told Jack she should be an MP and she’s seriously considering it, but not really, she’s just joshing. 2. If she dumped...

Congratulations to @StringyMango for the thread title. Your prize is a remaindered Dead People Cant Riot t-shirt. To absolutely no one's surprise, Jack failed to come up with a recipe for day 2 of her 15-minute one pot meal series, although she did raise hopes earlier in the day when she...

Thanks to dear heart @Veronicaaa for thread title suggestion. (Ping me your address tender one and I'll pop a special secret box in the post). It is all about Jack having to stay at the shitty bungalow for decades against her will 🥺 On which note there is news! Jack has singlehandedly emptied...

Hello! Another day another thread. Well done on the @HotesTilaire for nominating @WaffleKent 's thread title. For all newbies, please see our Wiki for FaQ's. And with that, let the chaos continue! (Please help with the recaps because I am EXHAUSTED!)

New thread title by @RevEd - only you are allowed to treat yourself with a cup of microwave beef stock cube marmite pasta cheese! - I'm busy! For a recap maybe read the most liked from the last thread https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-358-blaming-peter-to-blame-paul.32467/liked/ unless...

Thread title by Jack herself, nominated by @Boyo. You both get to eat the nuclear hoops, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. Last thread is here: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-357-tom-kerridge-stole-my-recipes.32431/ So, where are we? Jacksie spent the last thread continuing to orchestrate a...

Congratulations to @usefullyuseless and @Valiofthedolls for the thread title! You win a plate of @MistyWindows rinsed hoops! last thread here, please can someone recap?? https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-356-i-can-put-30p-in-the-mortgage-harold.32407/ for newcomers, check out the wiki...