jack monroe

Thread title from @Mr Krabs nominated by @Emmapism. Congrats to the both of you, your prize is front row seats to the Tattle trial which will definitely be held now that the crack team of paralegals is on it again. Honorary mention for @Valiofthedolls nominating a squig for 'a fraud who sells...

Thread title by a squig, nominated by our fragrant Mavis Beacon! You win a cash generating dog (when I’ve figured out how to make mine do that). Jack’s back! after an absence of a week, she’s come back in full snark s**cide baiting mode, claiming to have been VERY DEPRESSED for two months...

Welcome to our new thread SHE’S BACK! Congratulations to @Valiofthedolls for the words & nominated by @Shimmering - you both win a 30p meal from Lee who is also OBSESSED with Jack. Jack reactivated yesterday but had us all on tenterhooks waiting for the first tweet. We waited and waited and...

Congratulations to @elepal for the winning thread title, created by @phoebuscartel asking ChatGPT to write " a recipe for Jack Monroe's chicken with lingreenie, the recipe should include an inexplicable egg and Eamonn Holmes" (full masterpiece of AI here...

I have done a thread! Title by the frequently hilarious @Elsie Ben Felyn Geetz was technically most voted for but I wasn't sure if we could have 'coke hag and nose boner' in the thread title 😂 Mods feel free to change if I've done the wrong thing! Please posts your recaps you terrible bullying...

Congratulations to @hoopdedoo for nominating the winning thread title - you win a pasta dish of your choice cooked by Jack. Commiserations to @DisgruntledGoat who got more votes for Noses are basically made of erectile tissue but was illegally early at post #158! Jack is currently LIGHTS ON...

Thread title from her honkiness herself, painstakingly curated by @Brian Butterfield and nommed by @BubbleDuck You each win a year’s supply of hash browns, delivered to your door by Mr Tumble in an outfit of your choosing 🤮 After a solid 24 hours tweeting inanities about hash browns and music...

Thread Title by @SmolWarrior Congrats.. You won a brief sneak peak at the VBI before it's published. Your review went something like; "Hahaha... No..no..no.." Newbies please read the wiki up there, Pink Button. Thread title nominations, please use the words Thread Title Nomination when you...

Thread title due to public demand - too many fraus to thank. Award yourselves each a well thumbed copy of Grifty Kitchen. If such a thing exists 🤭 Jack still being coy and hiding away from twitter. Jack as fish has been far more entertaining. Grifty Kitchen still falling down the charts with...

Thread title by ME inspired by a neckbeard. For my prize i shall have a night with Andi Peters and Gorka off Strictly. Update - all quite on the Southend Front so we are currently doing Jack as fish. Enjoy x

Welcome to the latest review of the trials and tribulations of our plucky smol pixie Special thanks to @Griftymcgriftface for the excellent thread title inspired by an angry blue squig flailing about the hellsite. You win a dusty carton of Aptamil from 2013 and a slightly rusty spoon. After a...

Full title “The amount of tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket” shortened to fit, delivered by @The carlin nominated by @Smol Pixel - you both win a random green chair. Mention for title winner - Unfortunately she still has to wake up as Jack...

Thread title nominated by @Lumpyspaceprincess and coined by JennyNumNums. A singsong under a bridge to the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to you both. In the last thread, Jack had a meet cute with a busker, downplayed her ancient sideboards (not a euphemism) and was still on for suing 30p...

Thread title a squig's words nominated by @Brian Butterfield you get some weighty whirls of whimsy that I've just whipped up. In the previous thread: Jack managed to make Jacinda Ardern's resignation all about herself by talking about her relentless gaslighting nefarious usual suspects and how...

Thread title words by @Elsie Ben Felyn originally “Twitter isn’t compulsory you dickhead” amended to remove the swears. Nominated by @Livia Fantasy @Archduchess of Luxembourg and @Lucy Aeroplane Congratulations, you all get to sit on the original BBC big red sofa in the foyer of Media City...

Thank you to @Veronicaaa for this not at all libellous thread title (see the question mark). And to @blurstoftimes for nominating it. Help yourselves to some paint tester pots. Jack has been boring us all to tears with paint chat, but I’ll have you know she’s NOT buying Farrow & Ball, she’s...

Congrats to @Elsie Ben Felyn on your winning thread title nominated by both @Raydog and @Madonna_Claws you all win a wild camping trip to view the northern lights. In the last thread: something boring about liking colours and that somehow being related to autism. If you're new please read the...

Post title by @Foxvint nominated by @Livia Fantasy Please see the pink button wiki if you are new here, and please nominate new thread titles after post 500, no swearsies. Jack is dropping hints about people lending her their nice holiday cottages so she can "make memories" with her son after...

Thread title by @Emmapism nominated by many Fraus because LOL. Please see the pink button wiki if you are new here, and please nominate new thread titles after post 500, no swearsies. Brief catch up on the last thread (some events may have occurred previously but do you want me to STOP...

Today‘s fantastic title is brought to you by @blurstoftimes and nominated by the fragrant @Brian Butterfield You each win a 10 year old tweed jacket from Tesco. Wiki is the pink button up there, nominate new thread titles towards the end of the thread, :) Chaos continues! In an attempt to...

New thread made in honour of @fishyfishfish Slightly edited to remove 'Gak' as it's slang for Drugs I didn't think a tread title would be the best place to accuse JM of being Drug Addled. Please forgive and shoot me at Dawn Recap wise... Holy Moley Baths Of Cash.. And she wants to talk...

Cracking title by @AlwightDallin and nommed by @Christina31, @MoistenedGussets and me 😂. Prize is one of honourable Frau Andy’s slopalongs. The chaos has finally slowed so the grunkers can try to catch up and Jack has revealed that she IS going to be writing a memoir and THAT was what her “not...

Thanks for the title go to @BenignNarcissist for nominating the words from a squig (have no idea if this is a bad squig, I haven’t done my due diligence). You win a bath full of tuppence! Extra, extra, read all about it! Jack was featured in The Guardian, The Times, The Daily Mail yesterday...

Thread title nommed by @Brian Butterfield, honourable mention to ‘Tattle was right’ by @Five hundred dogs, it was a wee bit early and i’m not sure we’re allowed to be that meta? Pls keep thread titles towards the latter half of the thread and no swearing in them if you don’t want us to STOP...

Thanks to dear ninnies @WoolyMammoth and @Nurseali for thread title nomination. From an article in The Times about the book 😂 Your prizes are ring pulls to superglue to the bags of your choice 🥰 Well the :poop: has truly hit the proverbial as The Guardian have now turned on their smol pov...