jack monroe

Thread title by @Veronicaaa nominated by @PowerliftingOtter thanks lads. You win a trip to the kitchen of doom. Remember the safe word! Wiki is the pink button up top for newbies. When nominating a thread title please use the words 'thread title' and no swearing allowed. To save bookmarking and...

Thanks @Jelly Bean for the thread title, words from Jack herself. Your prize is avocadoes, yellow sticker nightmeat and tea boiled egg paste. In the last thread: Jack told a DHOTYA anecdote about going to Asda to buy a £3 vest. The cashier asked for her name to send her an email receipt and...

Congrats to @BlendedSlop for the words and @jenny2603 for nominating the thread title! A framed, signed print of Jack being as heckin adorable as her puppy is winging its way to you both as we speak. Recap of last thread: Full throttle last night with photos of Laurie, complete with every 🌟dog...

Congrats to @bowiethesdmn for the thread title! You win a weekend pass to Glastonbury (catch is, the only thing you’re allowed to watch is Jack) Recap of last thread: After tweeting that she’d been carrying Laurie the puppy around and likening her to a new baby, Jack then made reference to...

Thread title courtesy of @Mr Krabs In the last thread it was confirmed that OH had indeed LEFT and Jack also announced that today would see the fulfilment of a 10-year dream. Various suggestions were made by the canal as to what this could be, but no one guessed the correct answer, which...

Welcome dear ninnies one and all, to thread #326 where a few days and hours is like being in some kind of weird Jack Monroe warped space and time continuum. The thread title was nominated by @Orphan_Black with a brilliant 110 votes. Our fave smol pixie took time out of her 120 hour working week...

Title by @Froggies nominated by @hydeist and @Walkdengirl Congratulations! You all win a framed print of Jack's legs against some radioactive foliage and a facetuned sky! I've got Jack's crack team on the case, and your prizes will almost certainly be ready for collection by the year 2344! (We...

Thread title by the food writer of the year 2022 at the Fortnum awards. Went through pages and pages of most liked with no thread titles and a few of us thought this would be good 😬 but report if I've missed one! Full title: How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the...

New thread everyone. Thread title suggested by @NomDeGuerre and altered for use by @jenny2603 . Recap in shortened form. 1. Jack went away after posting Coops’ Big Mood. 2. Jack reappeared. 3. Jack has been whisked away on a mini break, apparently to the Netherlands (a city-adjacent break no...

Thanks to @BlendedSlop and @jenny2603 for the combined brilliance of the thread title suggestion. Your prize of a rancid, sentient Pumble is being softly, gently, anonymously left on your doorsteps as we speak. Last thread recap: Weeeell it is a strange one. Jack has not made a personal...

Thread title words from one of our newest frauen @Lucy Aeroplane nominated by @hellosailor⚓ you both receive a free tour of the Southend Museum of Artillery. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please use 'thread title' in your thread title nominations and no swearing. In the last thread...

Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the words and @HotesTilaire and @HansThatDoDishes for nominating. You each get a ride on Big Dave's big gun. That's right, Jack likes big guns and she (still) 'cannot lie'. She proudly posted a candid photo taken of her relaxing next to her dad's cannon...

Thread title courtesy of @Mr Krabs nominated by @Rekyavikgirl you both get an all-you-can-eat ticket for the slop buffet at Jack's Marxist platinum jubilee street party. New readers please check out the wiki which is the pink button above. For thread title nominations please include the words...

Congrats to @Smeghead for the words (part of a Take a Breakathon about Jack’s exciting life) and @Brian Butterfield for nominating. You both win a generous dollop of Jack’s Peasants Pudding trifle, fit for the queen she has mixed feelings for. (vegan version for BB, no excuses!) That’s right...

Welcome to thread 317 of our favourite poverty contrepreneur, Jack Monroe! Thread title from Frau @Hunsgraveyard and nominated by mithering ninny @Boyo. I could do a thread recap but I SHAN'T because I am so very TIRED. Send sleepos. Wiki is the pink button at the top for any new lurkers...

Welcome to a late night new thread. Jack has just started tweeting, after going to bed two hours ago. Our winning title was from a newspaper article and nominated by @Nottonightbabe your prize is a bottle of lemon juice, opened and unrefrigerated BUT it is famous and has been on the BBC News-...

Well done to @Shimmering for the thread title suggestion, with 81 likes. You win first pick from Jack's next big sale! In the last thread: Jack claims she spends 30 minutes (10% of her day) on twitter a day, which must be true as she is actually autistic & cannot lie. The canal did some...

This thread title comes courtesy of a legendary squig, nominated by @HotesTilaire I hope you both have a lovely evening. For new frauen, the wiki is the pink button up top. Thread title nominations must be in the latter half of the thread (over post #500), include the words 'thread title' to...

Thread title by squig, nominated by @MistyWindows, squig screenshot by @Veronicaaa. What a collaboration. No idea how to close the other thread down or add all the important info that everybody else does. Helllpppp. Hope I did the thread title right, please feel free to correct if I didn't!

Thread title words by @Nottonightbabe nominated by @Valiofthedolls you both receive a free visit to a literal angel dentist who will caress your cheek and gaze longingly into your eyes. New frauen check out the wiki which is the pink button up top. Thread title nominations only in the latter...

Thank (space) you to @Sideboard Bob for the title! You win a lever arch file full of highly relevant emails about whether or not David Cameron is doing a good job as PM. In the last thread, Jack continued to be a raging cunt. Her ever-increasing work weeks (up to 120 hours now) are now mostly...

Congratulations to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title! You win a guest appearance on Celebrity Pointless! 🎉 (something Jack Morley is too shy and anxious to ever accept) She proudly accepted the campaigner of the year award. She almost gave away her handwritten Manuscript to a poor...

Congratulations to @MeeShellMahBell for nominating @Orphan_Black ’s words for thread title! 🎉 you each win Jack’s make up artist. You too can look like Dale Winton...

Thread title words from @Pocahontas and nominated by @Archduchess of Luxembourg A reminder that if you want to nominate a thread title it has to be in the latter part of the thread, use the words THREAD TITLE in the post and no swearing. This title only got chosen because I have a forensic...

... She’d be earning plenty in no time. Congrats on the thread title to @Griftymcgriftface 🎉 Sooo, Jack may be feeling the cold chill of no clear direction from 1 Israel Street. She’s also unhappy to discover mean things being said about her on The Other Site Where Mitherers Talk, and needs a...